Guest sneak Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 ways to fail ur exams 1) bring a pillow. fall asleep untill the last 15 mins. wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking", do sum gibberish work. finish a few mins early. 2)get a copy of the exam. run out shouting "andre, i got the secret papers!!!" 3)make paper planes out of the exam. aim for the instructor 4)talk throughout the exam. read questions aloud. debate the answers with ur self. if asked to stop, yell out .."IM SOOOO SURE U CAN HEAR ME THINKING". then start talking bout what a twat the instructor is. 5)on the answer sheet, find a new, interesting, creative way to refuse to answer any of the questions. eg: i refuse to answer this on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. 6)bring pets 7)run in to the exam looking bout frantically. breathe a sigh of relief. go to the instructor and say "theyve found me, i have to leave the country" and run off 8)15 mins into the exam, stand up and rip the paper into small pieces. throw them into the air and shout "merry xmas". if ur dareing, ask for another copy of the exam. do this every 15 mins. 9)do the exam in paint or crayons 10)do the entrie exam in a different lanuage 11)every 5mins, stand up, collect ur things and move seats. do this repeatedly. 12)get the exam. 20 mins in to it, stand up and shout "fuck this" and throw the paper down. walk out triumphantly 13)show up drunk, start crying for ur mum 14)every now and again, clap ur hands twice. if asked why tell them "the light bulb that goes on above my head is connected to a clapper. DUH" 15)comment on how sexy the instructor is 16)go to an exam for a class ur not in. maike sure its a small one, where the instructor will know ur not in it. claim uve been to every lecture. fight for ur right to take the exam 17)upon recieving the exam, read it over and laugh loudly while saying "you really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? days of our lives is on!" 18)bring a water pistol. nuff said 19)start a brawl in the middle of the exam. 20)when u walk in, complain bout the heat. strip 21)after u get the exam, call the instructor over. ask them for the answer to a question. force / threaten it out of them. 22)one word : wrestlemania 23)try to get people in the room to do a mexican wave. 24)play frisbee with a m8 on the other side of the room 25)bring in a god / idol. pray religiously every 10 mins 26)answer the exam with the "top 10 reasons why professor XXX sucks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 ugh, what's an exmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted March 2, 2002 Share Posted March 2, 2002 Originally posted by Vanity ugh, what's an exmas? some sought of skin complaint isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unit Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 I thought it would be about Christmas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 whats a mexican wave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backcountrywriter Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 28.) go snowboarding the weekend before and not study at all leaving you to fail all your freshmen year exams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 show up "all doped up off coke and smack " then shoot ur teacher in the ribs and spit on his/her face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oath.NYC Posted March 3, 2002 Share Posted March 3, 2002 funny shit that is some funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wakassOATH Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 ^^^^^^ change your name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TECONE SW Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 ummm ok... that wasn't very interesting at all...:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 if i went anywhere...i was ruuniing... you could hold your class hostage for the answers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 resurecting old threads is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 i thought it was very funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 I once drew pictures answering every question on a test. Oddly enough...the teacher thought it was cool and I aced the thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 23, 2003 Share Posted May 23, 2003 not funny. yours, iloveboxcars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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