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ways to fail ur exmas

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by sneak, Mar 2, 2002.

  1. sneak

    sneak Guest

    ways to fail ur exams

    1) bring a pillow. fall asleep untill the last 15 mins. wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking", do sum gibberish work. finish a few mins early.

    2)get a copy of the exam. run out shouting "andre, i got the secret papers!!!"

    3)make paper planes out of the exam. aim for the instructor

    4)talk throughout the exam. read questions aloud. debate the answers with ur self. if asked to stop, yell out .."IM SOOOO SURE U CAN HEAR ME THINKING". then start talking bout what a twat the instructor is.

    5)on the answer sheet, find a new, interesting, creative way to refuse to answer any of the questions. eg: i refuse to answer this on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.

    6)bring pets

    7)run in to the exam looking bout frantically. breathe a sigh of relief. go to the instructor and say "theyve found me, i have to leave the country" and run off

    8)15 mins into the exam, stand up and rip the paper into small pieces. throw them into the air and shout "merry xmas". if ur dareing, ask for another copy of the exam. do this every 15 mins.

    9)do the exam in paint or crayons

    10)do the entrie exam in a different lanuage

    11)every 5mins, stand up, collect ur things and move seats. do this repeatedly.

    12)get the exam. 20 mins in to it, stand up and shout "fuck this" and throw the paper down. walk out triumphantly

    13)show up drunk, start crying for ur mum

    14)every now and again, clap ur hands twice. if asked why tell them "the light bulb that goes on above my head is connected to a clapper. DUH"

    15)comment on how sexy the instructor is

    16)go to an exam for a class ur not in. maike sure its a small one, where the instructor will know ur not in it. claim uve been to every lecture. fight for ur right to take the exam

    17)upon recieving the exam, read it over and laugh loudly while saying "you really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? days of our lives is on!"

    18)bring a water pistol. nuff said

    19)start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

    20)when u walk in, complain bout the heat. strip

    21)after u get the exam, call the instructor over. ask them for the answer to a question. force / threaten it out of them.

    22)one word : wrestlemania

    23)try to get people in the room to do a mexican wave.

    24)play frisbee with a m8 on the other side of the room

    25)bring in a god / idol. pray religiously every 10 mins

    26)answer the exam with the "top 10 reasons why professor XXX sucks."
  2. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    ugh, what's an exmas?
  3. NATO

    NATO Guest

    some sought of skin complaint isn't it?
  4. Unit

    Unit Member

    Joined: May 19, 2001 Messages: 449 Likes Received: 0
    I thought it would be about Christmas...
  5. Iris

    Iris Banned

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 888 Likes Received: 1
    whats a mexican wave?
  6. backcountrywriter

    backcountrywriter Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 317 Likes Received: 2
    28.) go snowboarding the weekend before and not study at all leaving you to fail all your freshmen year exams.
  7. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    show up "all doped up off coke and smack " then shoot ur teacher in the ribs and spit on his/her face
  8. oath.NYC

    oath.NYC New Jack

    Joined: Feb 28, 2002 Messages: 79 Likes Received: 0
    funny shit

    that is some funny shit
  9. wakassOATH

    wakassOATH Guest

    change your name

    TECONE SW Guest

    ummm ok... that wasn't very interesting at all...:(
  11. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    if i went anywhere...i was ruuniing...

    you could hold your class hostage for the answers...
  12. sneak

    sneak Guest

    resurecting old threads is fun.
  13. D3N53one

    D3N53one Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 13, 2002 Messages: 1,484 Likes Received: 0
    i thought it was very funny
  14. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I once drew pictures answering every question on a test. Oddly enough...the teacher thought it was cool and I aced the thing.
  15. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    not funny.

    yours, iloveboxcars.