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son 'ova bitch!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dai, May 4, 2002.

  1. dai

    dai 12oz Senior Member

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    son 'ova bitch!

    Discussion started by dai - May 4, 2002

    alright i just get out the shower, and im talkin to this girl on the phone...when all of a sudden i feel the refreshing pleasure of a piece of glass stabbing deep into my heel. suprised, i kicked my heel back fast and cut myself in the shin with the glass sticking out of my heel. the whole time im screaming "FUCKIN! SON OVA BITCH!" she's all sounding sympathetic and worrying asking what happened...so i tell her what happens (at the same time im watching blood pour from my shin) she justs starts busting out laughing. i know im going to be laughing about it later, after i finish pulling the glass out of my heel and my shin stops bleeding.
     
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  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

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    kill her[​IMG]
     
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    23578 - Replied May 4, 2002

    that is comedy man. do you need a tetnus shot for that, i forget.
     
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  4. Smart

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    Smart - Replied May 4, 2002

    shadenfruede... did I spell that correctly?

    no tetnus needed for glass
     
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  5. dai

    dai 12oz Senior Member

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    dai - Replied May 4, 2002

    im suprised i hardly felt that shit it my heel, its about half a pins length, and there was barely enough room to grab it with tweezers. Pistol, no need to kill her, she'll see how funny it is to be 'penetrated' later :p
     
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  6. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork 12oz Senior Member

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    dukeofyork - Replied May 4, 2002


    yep, you know what this means..

    good ole chozers remedy is the old bumpin her in the betty browneye.




    who gets the last laugh.........bitch.
     
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  7. platapie

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    platapie - Replied May 4, 2002

    punch her in the vagina. then laff at her. see how it gos.
     
  8. -MOE LESTER-

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    -MOE LESTER- - Replied May 4, 2002

    hhahahhahahaha platapie thats funny......i love girls...hot ones that is
     
  9. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied May 4, 2002

    I stepped on a nail once.......
     
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  10. wREk OnE

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    wREk OnE - Replied May 4, 2002

    i once stepped on a needle that was pooking out from my carpet.....that was a bitch.......and right now i got The Shits...... :(
     
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  11. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle 12oz Veteran Member

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied May 4, 2002

    Man, me too dude, my bowels have been bursting all fucking day......who says paper cuts are the worst pain??
     
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