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son 'ova bitch!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dai, May 4, 2002.

  1. dai

    dai Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2001 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 0
    alright i just get out the shower, and im talkin to this girl on the phone...when all of a sudden i feel the refreshing pleasure of a piece of glass stabbing deep into my heel. suprised, i kicked my heel back fast and cut myself in the shin with the glass sticking out of my heel. the whole time im screaming "FUCKIN! SON OVA BITCH!" she's all sounding sympathetic and worrying asking what happened...so i tell her what happens (at the same time im watching blood pour from my shin) she justs starts busting out laughing. i know im going to be laughing about it later, after i finish pulling the glass out of my heel and my shin stops bleeding.
     
  2. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,358 Likes Received: 298
  3. 23578

    23578 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2000 Messages: 2,521 Likes Received: 0
    that is comedy man. do you need a tetnus shot for that, i forget.
     
  4. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    shadenfruede... did I spell that correctly?

    no tetnus needed for glass
     
  5. dai

    dai Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2001 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 0
    im suprised i hardly felt that shit it my heel, its about half a pins length, and there was barely enough room to grab it with tweezers. Pistol, no need to kill her, she'll see how funny it is to be 'penetrated' later :p
     
  6. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1

    yep, you know what this means..

    good ole chozers remedy is the old bumpin her in the betty browneye.




    who gets the last laugh.........bitch.
     
  7. platapie

    platapie Guest

    punch her in the vagina. then laff at her. see how it gos.
     
  8. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    hhahahhahahaha platapie thats funny......i love girls...hot ones that is
     
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I stepped on a nail once.......
     
  10. wREk OnE

    wREk OnE Member

    Joined: Oct 21, 2001 Messages: 287 Likes Received: 0
    i once stepped on a needle that was pooking out from my carpet.....that was a bitch.......and right now i got The Shits...... :(
     
  11. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Man, me too dude, my bowels have been bursting all fucking day......who says paper cuts are the worst pain??
     
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