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dai

son 'ova bitch!

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alright i just get out the shower, and im talkin to this girl on the phone...when all of a sudden i feel the refreshing pleasure of a piece of glass stabbing deep into my heel. suprised, i kicked my heel back fast and cut myself in the shin with the glass sticking out of my heel. the whole time im screaming "FUCKIN! SON OVA BITCH!" she's all sounding sympathetic and worrying asking what happened...so i tell her what happens (at the same time im watching blood pour from my shin) she justs starts busting out laughing. i know im going to be laughing about it later, after i finish pulling the glass out of my heel and my shin stops bleeding.

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that is comedy man. do you need a tetnus shot for that, i forget.

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shadenfruede... did I spell that correctly?

 

no tetnus needed for glass

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im suprised i hardly felt that shit it my heel, its about half a pins length, and there was barely enough room to grab it with tweezers. Pistol, no need to kill her, she'll see how funny it is to be 'penetrated' later :P

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Originally posted by dai

im suprised i hardly felt that shit it my heel, its about half a pins length, and there was barely enough room to grab it with tweezers. Pistol, no need to kill her, she'll see how funny it is to be 'penetrated' later :P

 

 

yep, you know what this means..

 

good ole chozers remedy is the old bumpin her in the betty browneye.

 

 

 

 

who gets the last laugh.........bitch.

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Guest platapie

punch her in the vagina. then laff at her. see how it gos.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

hhahahhahahaha platapie thats funny......i love girls...hot ones that is

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i once stepped on a needle that was pooking out from my carpet.....that was a bitch.......and right now i got The Shits...... :(

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Originally posted by wREk OnE

and right now i got The Shits...... :(

 

Man, me too dude, my bowels have been bursting all fucking day......who says paper cuts are the worst pain??

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