dai Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 alright i just get out the shower, and im talkin to this girl on the phone...when all of a sudden i feel the refreshing pleasure of a piece of glass stabbing deep into my heel. suprised, i kicked my heel back fast and cut myself in the shin with the glass sticking out of my heel. the whole time im screaming "FUCKIN! SON OVA BITCH!" she's all sounding sympathetic and worrying asking what happened...so i tell her what happens (at the same time im watching blood pour from my shin) she justs starts busting out laughing. i know im going to be laughing about it later, after i finish pulling the glass out of my heel and my shin stops bleeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 kill herhttp://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon7.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 that is comedy man. do you need a tetnus shot for that, i forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 shadenfruede... did I spell that correctly? no tetnus needed for glass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted May 4, 2002 Author Share Posted May 4, 2002 im suprised i hardly felt that shit it my heel, its about half a pins length, and there was barely enough room to grab it with tweezers. Pistol, no need to kill her, she'll see how funny it is to be 'penetrated' later :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 Originally posted by dai im suprised i hardly felt that shit it my heel, its about half a pins length, and there was barely enough room to grab it with tweezers. Pistol, no need to kill her, she'll see how funny it is to be 'penetrated' later :P yep, you know what this means.. good ole chozers remedy is the old bumpin her in the betty browneye. who gets the last laugh.........bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 4, 2002 Share Posted May 4, 2002 punch her in the vagina. then laff at her. see how it gos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 hhahahhahahaha platapie thats funny......i love girls...hot ones that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 I stepped on a nail once....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wREk OnE Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 i once stepped on a needle that was pooking out from my carpet.....that was a bitch.......and right now i got The Shits...... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 Originally posted by wREk OnE and right now i got The Shits...... :( Man, me too dude, my bowels have been bursting all fucking day......who says paper cuts are the worst pain?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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