se_FOUR Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 ONLY IN AMERICA! ARNIE has left voters in stitches with his weird slogans, garbled speeches and bizarre policy statements — dubbed Arnie-isms. His top quotes include: On whether to run for power: “It’s the most difficult decision I’ve made in my entire life — except the one I made in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.” On youth issues: “I’m very much for children, and children’s issues and all dat stuff.” On the details of his employment policy: “We have to make sure everyone in California has a great job. A fantastic job!” On marriage: “I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.” On taxing Californians: “From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they’re taxed. Then they go and get the cup of coffee, they’re taxed . . . This goes on all day long. Tax, tax, tax.” Responding to accusations that he was a sexist, Arnie vowed to be a “champion of women . . . especially very sexy blonde ones.” On his economic policy: “The public doesn’t care about figures.” After being hit by an egg- throwing protester: “This guy owes me bacon now. I mean there’s no two ways about it because, I mean, you can’t just have eggs without bacon.” On his pal Kurt Waldheim, a Nazi war criminal: “My friends don’t want me to mention Kurt’s name because of all the recent Nazi stuff and the UN controversy, but I love him and Maria does too, and so thank you, Kurt.” On going for the Latin vote: “I don’t understand how they can call me anti-Latino when I’ve made four movies in Mexico.” On secrets: “I think that the only way that you really keep it a secret is by not telling anyone.” On California’s economic crisis: “We have such a great state, there’s no reason why we are in the state we are in today.” On the environment: “Don’t worry about that.” When pushed on allegations about his past: “What is important is that I cannot remember what was happening 20 years ago and 15 years ago. But some of the things sound like me.” After being asked why he had bragged about taking part in a 1979 sex orgy, he closed his speech by grinning: “California — I’m going to sex you up.” On pledging to combat special interest lobbyists: “Special interests are going to go crazy because they know I’m here to kick some serious butt. When they start trying to push me around, I will push back.” On his first decision in power: “The first thing I’d do when I go to Sacramento is put a spending cap on those politicians because they just can’t help themselves. They’re addicts and should go to an addiction place.” Apologising for assaulting women: “A lot of what you see in the stories is not true. At the same time, I have to tell you what I always have to say: wherever there is smoke, there is fire. That’s true taken from www.thesun.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 i hope he wins go terminator! for real though i hope he wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 At the ballot: <span style='color:red'> "</span>I dond ave any provlem , I just look for ze longest name and cast my vote !<span style='color:red'>"</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/images/10/08/txtop.victory.couple.ap.jpg'> Do U think he will ever act again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by se_FOUR “California — I’m going to sex you up.” No wonder he won! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by shaolinmasta http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/images/10/08/txtop.victory.couple.ap.jpg'> Do U think he will ever act again? of course. he's playing the part of governor of california. and he'll make a mockery of that like he has all his other characters. good luck cali, you're screwed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Correct me if I am wrong but isnt the sun a tabloid and its contents not to be trusted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 I saw him one the TV making that 'smoke and fire' comment. We were like 'Wha? is he messing with us?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by suburbian bum Correct me if I am wrong but isnt the sun a tabloid and its contents not to be trusted? true, but anybody who saw the interview he did with jay leno (from which a few of those quotes were taken) then you would know it's pretty much 100% kosher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 wait.... funny as what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 oh dear, that is all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 On youth issues: Im very much for children, and children issues and all dat stuff On the environment: Dont worry about that "California im going to sex you up"!!! That is all for now :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 strange enough .long ago Ronald Regan broke the ice as Gov of Cali and became president. If history repeats itself you can say by 2034 Arnie will be our 80 some year old president :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 9, 2003 Share Posted October 9, 2003 Originally posted by BIGBLUE strange enough .long ago Ronald Regan broke the ice as Gov of Cali and became president. If history repeats itself you can say by 2034 Arnie will be our 80 some year old president :idea: They won't get rid of the born here law. I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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