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punch me in my fucking neck

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Giving Tree, Oct 15, 2002.

  1. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 1,111 Likes Received: 0
    so yeah.. im sitting here finishing up a 10 page paper thinking god couldnt hate me more when all of a sudden a beautiful blonde girl comes in and asks for glue.. i dont have glue.. so we talk a few minutes and she asks me to go to the store with her.. blah blah..

    we hang out.. she's fly, got a man, but who the fuck cares.. blah blah.. i break out the DEPRESSED HEAD.. blah.. where the fuck do my thoughts come from.. man i BLEW shit all over.. i need to back up off the pity train and jump on the pussy wagon!! what the fuck man..


    anyway.. she's coming back at 8 am cuz she left some stuff.. and she's FOR SURE going to figure out a way to repay me.. probably a cake or some bullshit..


    doesntdeserveitbecausehisgameisbrokeasfuckfromhavingthesamegirlfeedhimpityfor2yearsoner.
     
  2. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    weak sauce my friend.. weak sauce...
     
  3. bug

    bug Guest

    you could have offered her an alternate to white sticky glue...
     
  4. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 1,111 Likes Received: 0
    2 years of the same ol ass.. broke me. man i need to start comin correct..


    have you all noticed the amount of fucking girl threads i've been having? i need some serious help... too bad my school doesnt have pimpology 101, maybe you can teach me pistol, or any of you knightowls.. i need to get my game togeather.
     
  5. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 1,111 Likes Received: 0
    thats worse than me telling her about my ex girlfriend and how i was a hoodlum when i was a kid.. haha.. shes a good christian girl.. *(starts poking out his eyes)*

    maybe i can re-game it tomarrow.. when im less tired and happier... thanks to DRUGS AND SLEEP.


    do 2nd time first impressions wear heavy? or can you re-write them?
     
  6. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    i had me a girl for almost 3 years... it's still fucking me up in the gettin laid department...
     
  7. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

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    just pretend you're your twin brother... i swear dude... it werks...
     
  8. bug

    bug Guest

    first impressions don't really matter, as long as its not bad to the point where she wouldn't hang out with you again. first impressions are always wrong. ALWAYS. just show her who you are and what you love in your life. thats' all you need to do.
     
  9. OPIUM3

    OPIUM3 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2001 Messages: 1,315 Likes Received: 0
    you do need to get punched in the fucking neck for that. What more of an invitation do you want. Next time R.S.V.P. all over that ass! Lesson learned... take time out, and breathe heavy all over a female individual. If all else fails, low self esteem with 215 (lbs).
     
  10. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
  11. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    depressed head??????

    did you try to get her to feel sorry for you??:lol:
     
  12. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113

    EVERYBODY knows that is no way to land a female. they don't give a crap about your pissy problems. it just makes you look like a whiney faggot
     
  13. platapie

    platapie Guest


    dam if that aitn a hammer and a nail i dont no what is.
     
  14. 455

    455 Guest

    you can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em..........that's how shit works.......and there is no such thing as "good friends"......fuck that.
     
  15. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    translation: rape me
     
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