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Nappy Nappy Doorag

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by chizm, Jul 29, 2001.

  1. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0
    here's a funny story...

    once a month i have to work on my dreads, you know just to keep up maintainance at the base of the dreadlocks, so they don't grow altogether and make one big, mother dread. but i discovered that my stupid gypsie/hippie sister took my dreadwax with her on her travels. i figured i could go without working on mah dreaddies this one time, but i took a close look, and there were five dreads napped together at the base, and a bunch of dreads at the back that needed re-napping.

    soooo, i was really really desperate with no money, so i pulled out the big scossors and the cornsyryp. the cornsyryp worked really well for the dreads that needed extra dreading, and it wasn't so sticky once it dried, AND i figured "why the fuck not?" (it also gave my hair more volume he he he).

    ok, heres the real point of the story:
    i was out mowing the lawn for ma and pa, and like six or seven wasps were chasing after me and hovering over my head. it was scary. later, i was inside away from harm ,and i discovered a little assasin came in with me. i shook the wasp out of my doo-rag, and ran away screaming.

    THE END.
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    I've learned a valuable lesson that will
    never ever apply to me! thanks anyways

  3. *see-phore*

    *see-phore* Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 1,182 Likes Received: 0
    next time i'll think twice about putting cornsyrup in my hair.
  4. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,278 Likes Received: 240
    thats why white people shouldnt have dreads. no fucking common sense.
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    I used a can of jerry-curl on my head and now
    I'm all greasy and slick! ferrets are ravaging
    my skull and the smell makes small children cry.

    I need some common sence.
  6. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2001 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    thats pretty fucking ignorant
  7. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,278 Likes Received: 240
    so is your lack of a sense of humor.

    oll girl put cornsyrup in her hair for christ sake, what did she expect?

    back in the 1800's european aristrocrats would put lard in their hair to achieve the big 'powdered wig' look we all remember. problem with lard was that flys would lay eggs in it. the eggs would hatch and grow into maggots. maggots in their hair. obviously she's not alone. white people have been putting dumb shit in their hair for hundreds of years.
  8. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4

    being a white dude I must agree with you.
  9. George Dubyah Bush

    George Dubyah Bush Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2001 Messages: 2,286 Likes Received: 0
    has any body had the same problem with Pomade? or beeswax? im growing the fro out and need some shit to tame it
  10. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    at least its not glue...dirty punks

    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
  11. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    well i dont have an afro but its curly and nappy like quddus' hair on MTV or like free's on 106 and park. i use proclain hair and scalp conditioner. its greasy at first but after awhile its cool. if you can get wonder grow, even better. my friend used to use Murray's pomade. that shit takes a week to get out of your hair even if you wash it everyday.
  12. teister

    teister Senior Member

    Joined: May 17, 2001 Messages: 2,100 Likes Received: 0
    I once was attacked by wasps while mowing the lawn. Actually, I had my head shaved at the time and got stung. It was unprovoked as far as I'm concerned so I killed them with wasp spray.
  13. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0
    you're right. white people aren't meant to have their hair so heavily matted. but what you said is really an overshear. its really a matter of what kind of hair you have. it comes easier for myself because i have thick, thick, fried curly hair. if i don't brush my hair for two days, its starts locking.

    and putting cornsyryp in my hair was only an alternative. maybe it was ignorant, but thats how i am sometimes.
    black people have to maintain their dreads too. we just have different methods of doing it. methods that make it seem like its bullshit for some, but methods none the less.