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Mars Rover Mysteriously Stops Responding!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by TuffKid, Jan 24, 2004.

  1. TuffKid

    TuffKid Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 14, 2002 Messages: 2,062 Likes Received: 0
  2. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
  3. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

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  4. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5

    "i need tee-pee for my bunghole! my people have no bungholes! do you have any tee-pee????"
  5. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    it was probably terrorists...
  6. Nic Thamaire

    Nic Thamaire Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 9
    forget about it,a new one just landed..
  7. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  8. WrIot

    WrIot Senior Member

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    i wanna find out if theres life on mars too but not at the expense of all them fukkin taxes
  9. adderall

    adderall Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 10, 2003 Messages: 2,921 Likes Received: 1
    the europeans have now confirmed the presence of ice and possibly some liquid water.. and as someone else said the other rover landed successfully

    the jpl said it may take awhile to repair the original rover but i guess they seem optimistic
  10. this thing is solar powered right? what happens if the wind picks up and deposits dust all over the panels? couldnt the power supply drain?
  11. FuckWhitey

    FuckWhitey Banned

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 482 Likes Received: 0
    I bet the "alien conspiracy" nerds worldwide are as happy as can be now that were exploring mars.
  12. Don't Panic

    Don't Panic Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2003 Messages: 647 Likes Received: 0
    Scientists believe it is a software problem, which is great news, as they can just send up an entirely new set of instructions for it and it should be as good as new. If it were a hardware problem, it would be fucked.

    I really hope you don't get your news from that Thirdwindow site.
  13. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    that flick was some straight weekly world news shit.
  14. KaBar2

    KaBar2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 27, 2003 Messages: 2,128 Likes Received: 66
    I heard it was on Eight-Mile Crater

    Some 16-year old gangbanger probably rover-jacked it. He's sitting up there right now trying to get the CD play out of the dash with a big screwdriver and a Sawz-all.
  15. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    martian#1: hey look look watch this...(removes radio antennae)

    martian#2: hahahaha ooo shit...man ill bet their gonna be like, "wtf?!!"...

    martian#1: huuh hahahahha watch ill bet their gonna flip out and make some tv special on it....fuckin idiots....

    martian#2: ooo shit hey....lets put it back ina few days and then take it off again...

    martian#1: hahahahha hell eyah...and well keep doing it until they squeeze soem more money out of the people and send a whole fuckin team here to find out whats going on with it....

    martian#2: hahahaha yeah and then well take their women

    martian#1: what the fuck?!!!

    martian#2: yeah man....have seen the ass on some of them broads?

    martian#1: man yer a fuckron

    martian#2: what...man im serious dude....not only do those bitches have ass for days....but they dont walk around naked like we do so if we can manage to score with some of em....it wont be a dissappointment for them cus they can already see u got a lil dick

    martian#1: what the fu...maaan my dick is bigger than yours

    martian#2: (chukkle) yeah man...how r u gonna say that...im lookin at it right now.....and its not lookin very impressive

    martian#1: man fuck you...man its cold out here man...solar winds man solar winds.....