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Mars Rover Mysteriously Stops Responding!

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i wanna find out if theres life on mars too but not at the expense of all them fukkin taxes

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the europeans have now confirmed the presence of ice and possibly some liquid water.. and as someone else said the other rover landed successfully

 

the jpl said it may take awhile to repair the original rover but i guess they seem optimistic

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Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS

this thing is solar powered right? what happens if the wind picks up and deposits dust all over the panels? couldnt the power supply drain?

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Scientists believe it is a software problem, which is great news, as they can just send up an entirely new set of instructions for it and it should be as good as new. If it were a hardware problem, it would be fucked.

 

I really hope you don't get your news from that Thirdwindow site.

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I heard it was on Eight-Mile Crater

 

Some 16-year old gangbanger probably rover-jacked it. He's sitting up there right now trying to get the CD play out of the dash with a big screwdriver and a Sawz-all.

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martian#1: hey look look watch this...(removes radio antennae)

 

martian#2: hahahaha ooo shit...man ill bet their gonna be like, "wtf?!!"...

 

martian#1: huuh hahahahha watch ill bet their gonna flip out and make some tv special on it....fuckin idiots....

 

martian#2: ooo shit hey....lets put it back ina few days and then take it off again...

 

martian#1: hahahahha hell eyah...and well keep doing it until they squeeze soem more money out of the people and send a whole fuckin team here to find out whats going on with it....

 

martian#2: hahahaha yeah and then well take their women

 

martian#1: what the fuck?!!!

 

martian#2: yeah man....have seen the ass on some of them broads?

 

martian#1: man yer a fuckron

 

martian#2: what...man im serious dude....not only do those bitches have ass for days....but they dont walk around naked like we do so if we can manage to score with some of em....it wont be a dissappointment for them cus they can already see u got a lil dick

 

martian#1: what the fu...maaan my dick is bigger than yours

 

martian#2: (chukkle) yeah man...how r u gonna say that...im lookin at it right now.....and its not lookin very impressive

 

martian#1: man fuck you...man its cold out here man...solar winds man solar winds.....

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