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LET'S GO ON AN E-DATE SHALL WE!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DEE38, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    :: in dumbass bubbly ditzfuck blonde voice ::

    CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, IF YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO GO OUT WITH ME, WHERE WOULD YOU TAKE ME, AND HOW WOULD YOU TRY TO WIN MY :: TEE HEE HEE :: HEART???

    (KEEP IN MIND I LIKE FILMS LIKE AMERICAN PIMP AND COLT45'S AND SNUGGLING AGAINST MY BLANKET WITH THE MEXICAN FLAG ON IT THAT I GOT WHEN I WENT TO T.J. WITH MY SORORITY SISTERS FOR JUST TEN PAY-SO'S! TEEHEE HEE!)



    what did you all have for breakfast? I had steak and eggs :: BARF ::
     
  2. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    well first off I wouldn't beat around the bush and I'd straight out ask if you would like some oral sex from the beginning. then go from there. I'd take you wherever YOU wanted to go . it's your day. hinthint wink wink elbow elbow. hey in santa monica they have a cute lil restaurant called "Dee's restaurant".

    for breakfast i had some chocolate cake..
     
  3. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    I'd take you guys to Tito's then the Spearmint Rhino then back to the house.
    word.

    * oh yeah and G'z Up Hoez Down
     
  4. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    i don't eat breakfast

    you wanna go to a freight yard?

    if not we can hang out ar home and smoke weed
     
  5. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Wanna see the insides of the pentagon...?

    I can arrange that...if you want...



    :cool:
     
  6. UrbanAssault

    UrbanAssault Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 10, 2002 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    In SUPER SEXY LOW PIMP BARRY WHITE voice :
    Baby, I would take you to Dennys for a Grand Slam Dinner then after, baby, we could go to the dollar cinema to catch a flik that came out five months ago.

    Hell yea, you love me now. I know you do.



    I didn't have shit for breakfast.............. woke up late. :D
     
  7. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    TEEHEEHEE!

    HOLY FUCK.

    ALL GOOD ANSWERS.

    DELIS- I HAVE NEVER HAD A WOMAN ASKED TO HAVE MY CLAM LICKED FROM THE GET GO, SO YOU'RE DEFINATELY STILL IN THE GAME. YOU WILL MAYBE BE THE RESORT FOR MY LESBIAN FANTASIES!

    PISTOL- TITOS IS ALWAYS THE WAY TO A GIRLS HEART, ESPECIALLY 2 SHREDDED BEEF TACOS CON QUESO Y UN SIDE OF ARROZ. WITH A LEMONADE OR SPRITE.. AND YES, I DO WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT STRIPCLUB BIG BOOTY HOES.. AND TO YOUR HOUSE. CLASSIC.

    (*$(##%- A FRIEGHT YARD, HMM, ONLY IF YOU AND I PAINT THAT YARD NAKED. YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL. AND I'D LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH YOU, AND OF COURSE TAKE NUMEROUS HITS FROM A VERY EXPENSIVE GUCCI BONG, OF COURSE, NAKED ALSO.

    QUESTON NUMBER TWO: IF YOU COULD SERENADE ME WITH ONE SONG, WHAT SONG WILL IT BE, AND WHY??? KEEP IN MIND I LIKE POP MUSIC AND I LIKE TO WEAR HOT PINK GLITTERY THONGS.
     
  8. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    I would take you for a drive in my 300 dollar car where we would scream at the top of our lungs, then i would take you on a bike ride. After that we could listen to pop music and do the twist untill our kneees hurt. Then the oral sex and the speeding tickets and the photography of a junkyard.

    afjkhsakjvnaqnboqaog woiag oi!~~!
     
  9. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    climb up to the top of a big industrial building that overlooks the freight tracks by the lake,
    and toss down the checker, picnic blanket (cant mess up the chinos!)
    Then pop some chanpage, eat some giant apples cut into slices, and let it all hang out over the city.

    isn't that nicer than coffee and english muffins!?
     
  10. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    what about making whoopie?
    not too creative with any of your questions so im just gonna say i had water and celery for breakfast.
    id seranade you with lets get this party started.
     
  11. UrbanAssault

    UrbanAssault Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 10, 2002 Messages: 223 Likes Received: 0
    HaHa, Bette Middler. Wind beneth my wings. HELL YEA !
     
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    1 song...

    "I wanna Rock" by Luke and the 2live
     
  13. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    SHAMELESS: THE PENTAGON, HMMM. MAYBE SOMETIME ELSE, I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE INSIDES OF SOME EXTINCT ANIMAL THOUGH, I AM ALL FOR POACHING.... CAN WE GET REBELIOUS AND FLY TO AFRICA AND MAKE LIVE INSIDE THE WARMTH OF A RARE PLATINUM GOLD PLATED TUSKED ELEPHANT?

    URBAN- I WOULD SO MAKE LOVE TO YOU IF YOU CAN FIND A THEATER THAT STILL PLAYS SOMETHING OLD SCHOOL AND CORNY LIKE ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE.

    SUBURBIAN: WHAT KIND OF CAMERAS DO YOU HAVE, IS IT DISPOSIBLE? HOW ABOUT WE JACK A WHOLE SHITLOAD FROM COSTCO AND MAKE AMATURE PORN TOGETHER IN THAT 300 DOLLAR CAR OF YOURS.. I'M HOPING ITS A HOOPTY.. GOD KNOWS I LOVE THOSE HOOPTIES............. AND COULD YOU GIVE ME A RUN DOWN ON YOUR POP CD COLLECTION? THANKS.
     
  14. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    ZESTO: ARE YOU VEGITARIAN? I'M DOWN WITH FRUIT BUT COME ON... I HAVE SOME WEEK OLD BEEF JERKY IN MY PURSE NEXT TO MY MACE THAT WE COULD DINE ON. AND YES I DO AGREE THAT ENGLISH MUFFIN STARBUCKS BULLSHIT IS FOR MOD'S WHO GO TO EMO POETRY READINGS AND SNAP FINGERS IN REPLACE FOR CLAPS.

    NOTE I AM NOT IN ANY WAY DISSING EMO. OH WHO CARES YES I AM. NO IM NOT.. NO IM NOT,, FIGHT IT.

    YOINK- WHOOPIE? LIKE GOLDBERG?
     
  15. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    Perhaps after Tito's we can do Oolong Wheatpastes around Los Angeles.
     
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