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About UrbanAssault

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  1. Word, but people will shun you regardless. Damn Dirty, thats the first time I can remember you being nice, besides in all those threads with the 12oz chicks in 'em, but thats a given. No disrespect, its just that I was waiting for the typical Dirty response like " shut up " or " get out of here " or something like that. D.H. is being nice........... what is this site coming to?:burned:
  2. UrbanAssault


    What ever cool guy! They look tight on me. I suppose the shoes you rock are the BEST. Good look'n out though.
  3. No doubt. " I like it, I like it ALOOT."
  4. WOW DEE! What have you done? You're in for it now! No, really, congrats! I have a 5 year old girl. Shes real laid back. Once they can feed themselves and use the bathroom on their own......... its all good.
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    Osiris D3s Shell Toes Etnies
  6. Hieroglpyhics - Soweto & Swollen Members - Killing Spree
  7. Damn, pimp'n. Island chicks are dope. On a side note, Those ain't my ducks or whatever so back the fuck off ! :D
  8. See what I'm talk'n about? It looks cute but don't let it catch you slip'n !
  9. Oh, by the way, this might be totally uncalled for but you got a nice ass Jades.
  10. YEA DEE ! GO 'HEAD ITS UR BIRTHDAY, ITS UR BIRTHDAY. Don't ask where that came from. Congrats on the marriage thingy. Are you gonna go Vegas style? I'm think'n somethin like Little Chapel of The West! Very classy. As for me, you know what I look like. Fav color - Red & White Black, Green & White boxers ( fuck tighties ) 2 and sometimes 3 I gotta go ole school with this one............ Danger Mouse ! Grilled Sourdough and Bacon Cheddar Potato Wedges.
  11. One more ! The Importance of Right E-Mail Address > >A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw >out during >one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty >coordinating their >travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a >Thursday, and >his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband >checked >into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an >e-mail back in >Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and >sent the >e-mail without realizing his error. > >In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a >minister of >many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack. > >The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. >Upon >reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son >rushed into >the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which >read: > >To: My Loving Wife >From: Your Departed Husband >Subject: I've Arrived! > >I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been >prepared for >your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey >is as >uneventful as mine was. > >p.s. Sure is hot down here! If you got a good joke, post it.
  12. Police warn all night clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please, BEWARE! :king:
  13. Word! Shes a cool chick. We miss you DEE and from me........... big smootchs on the tit 'ol bigges. no, I'm just play'n but they are big as hell though!:eek: WHERE YOU GO DEE DEE?
  14. We had mad fun this past weekend hit'n the park. Stick'n switch blind sides off kink rails. I all most decapitated myself try'n to go inverted, something I'm not that good at but it was fun all the same. Besides writing, its one thing love and the best thing is I can't get a rap sheet doing it! Got Snow?:king:
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