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Ladies, wipe down the machines!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by TheoHuxtable, Mar 12, 2004.

  1. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    OK so I was at the gym last week on one of the machines behind this somewhat-attractive blonde who had just got on the exercise bike. She had on a tight white t-shirt and gray spandex pants, so of course I noticed her. She was wearing spandex and the sweat over time was building up on her ass to a point where you could clearly see her thong. I didn't know whether to be aroused or disgusted. Anyway she got up off of the bike after about 45 minutes of riding, and just left with her ass-sweat on the bike seat sopping wet. That's pretty disgusting. Most gyms require that all gym participants wipe down the machines after use.

    Moral of the story: Ladies just because you may look hot doesn't mean your sweat is any less nastier than other peoples. Wipe down the machines! No one wants to play in your ass-sweat.
     
  2. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    speak for yourself.
     
  3. Scratch and smell!!!


    i dont find this disgusting at all, sorry
     
  4. cmeup

    cmeup Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2001 Messages: 9,485 Likes Received: 1
    Re: Re: Ladies, wipe down the machines!

    :lol:
     
  5. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    You know you whipped out a straw and sucked up a sexy gulp of that delicious ass sweat. :lol:
     
  6. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    :lol: :lol: I knew Gucci was gonna come with some off-the-wall comment. You and that guy whose screen name is just a square/block say the weirdest/hilarious shit.
     
  7. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    You know how I do.

    Earlier I was with some stupid ass kid and a few other people and I was like watch this shit..and I just started talking to my one friend I was like "ayo lets hit up that bitch sandy remember she asked us to come play yoyo at her crib and gave us all those strawberry flavored coronas for free and then we banged her cousin on the pool table for 3 hours" and I kept on going on then the stupid kid who was listening to the convo was like "damn man thats the shit im down to go blah blah blah" it was fucking great he was dead serious.
     
  8. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    I'm making a thread to tell misc. funny stories right now. Holler at it!
     
  9. krie

    krie Guest

    I hate non wipers. When ever i step outta my , i always grab my gym towel. Whilst proceeding to the door, i either see someone walking IN with out a towel, or walking OUT without a towel. its dispicable
     
  10. RubbeRBand

    RubbeRBand Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2003 Messages: 525 Likes Received: 0
    Hey Theo, you wanna ever hear of Seinfeld. yeah, not wiping falls in the same category as peeing in the shower, you oughta do the Seinfeld fact check, before you make such god awful posts.
     
  11. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    enh i agree, i go to the gym all the time and i make sure to spray and wipe down my exercise machines. is it really that gross when u see a girl sweating?? man i'm in trouble then cuz i push myself when i'm at the gym and sweat is part of that.

    so on the gym subject.. what is your favorite work out get up on girls?
     
  12. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    wait a minute...there's something wrong with peeing in the shower? damn...I thought I was killing two birds with one stone.
     
  13. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    ahahah. i do the same thing, it's all good and pee has a lot of amonia so essentially you're cleaning your bathtub too! :)
     
  14. JuelzSantana

    JuelzSantana Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 1,020 Likes Received: 18
    BUMP FOR SWASS!!!!:lol:
     
  15. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
    No there's nothing "gross" about people sweating. It was the fact that her ass was drenched with sweat and she literally left a PUDDLE of ass-sweat on the seat. That's nasty.

    As far as a get-up... ummm I like seeing girls in spandex pants or shorts... or those spandex-flare/boot-cut pants that are popular now... sometimes I can't even concentrate on the workout!
     
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