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Ladies, wipe down the machines!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by TheoHuxtable, Mar 12, 2004.

  1. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable 12oz Senior Member

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    Ladies, wipe down the machines!

    Discussion started by TheoHuxtable - Mar 12, 2004

    OK so I was at the gym last week on one of the machines behind this somewhat-attractive blonde who had just got on the exercise bike. She had on a tight white t-shirt and gray spandex pants, so of course I noticed her. She was wearing spandex and the sweat over time was building up on her ass to a point where you could clearly see her thong. I didn't know whether to be aroused or disgusted. Anyway she got up off of the bike after about 45 minutes of riding, and just left with her ass-sweat on the bike seat sopping wet. That's pretty disgusting. Most gyms require that all gym participants wipe down the machines after use.

    Moral of the story: Ladies just because you may look hot doesn't mean your sweat is any less nastier than other peoples. Wipe down the machines! No one wants to play in your ass-sweat.
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    speak for yourself.
     
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  3. imported_Tesseract - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    Scratch and smell!!!


    i dont find this disgusting at all, sorry
     
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    cmeup - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    Re: Re: Ladies, wipe down the machines!

    :lol:
     
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    GucciCondom - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    You know you whipped out a straw and sucked up a sexy gulp of that delicious ass sweat. :lol:
     
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  6. TheoHuxtable

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    TheoHuxtable - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    :lol: :lol: I knew Gucci was gonna come with some off-the-wall comment. You and that guy whose screen name is just a square/block say the weirdest/hilarious shit.
     
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    GucciCondom - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    You know how I do.

    Earlier I was with some stupid ass kid and a few other people and I was like watch this shit..and I just started talking to my one friend I was like "ayo lets hit up that bitch sandy remember she asked us to come play yoyo at her crib and gave us all those strawberry flavored coronas for free and then we banged her cousin on the pool table for 3 hours" and I kept on going on then the stupid kid who was listening to the convo was like "damn man thats the shit im down to go blah blah blah" it was fucking great he was dead serious.
     
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    GucciCondom - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    I'm making a thread to tell misc. funny stories right now. Holler at it!
     
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    krie - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    I hate non wipers. When ever i step outta my , i always grab my gym towel. Whilst proceeding to the door, i either see someone walking IN with out a towel, or walking OUT without a towel. its dispicable
     
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    RubbeRBand - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    Hey Theo, you wanna ever hear of Seinfeld. yeah, not wiping falls in the same category as peeing in the shower, you oughta do the Seinfeld fact check, before you make such god awful posts.
     
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    enh i agree, i go to the gym all the time and i make sure to spray and wipe down my exercise machines. is it really that gross when u see a girl sweating?? man i'm in trouble then cuz i push myself when i'm at the gym and sweat is part of that.

    so on the gym subject.. what is your favorite work out get up on girls?
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    wait a minute...there's something wrong with peeing in the shower? damn...I thought I was killing two birds with one stone.
     
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    ubejinxed - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    ahahah. i do the same thing, it's all good and pee has a lot of amonia so essentially you're cleaning your bathtub too! :)
     
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    JuelzSantana - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    BUMP FOR SWASS!!!!:lol:
     
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    TheoHuxtable - Replied Mar 12, 2004

    No there's nothing "gross" about people sweating. It was the fact that her ass was drenched with sweat and she literally left a PUDDLE of ass-sweat on the seat. That's nasty.

    As far as a get-up... ummm I like seeing girls in spandex pants or shorts... or those spandex-flare/boot-cut pants that are popular now... sometimes I can't even concentrate on the workout!
     
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