Guest ledzep Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Ok, if you had to have sex with an animal, what species would you choose? dont put anything stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 robots forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 what are the requirements? do i just thrust my penis into the animal or have actual intercourse with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 I had a dream two nights ago where I was fucking a cat. I'm dead serious. So if I had to choose right now, I'd go for the cat, since I kinda feel like it's happened before. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Mamerro...was it a "wet dream?" :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ledzep Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 uhhh... requirments include having sex with an animal, yes sticking your shit in the animal it can be any animal, any size, whatever Mamerro reminded me of a dream in which i was screwing a Blue teddybear, but i choose a salmon for this post, dont ask why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 no...i meant do i have to have intercourse with it? you know....pull it's head back, yank its fur, scales, spank it, spit on it, give it a facial, shit in its mouth, piss on it, talk dirty to it, etc. oh yeah..does it have to be alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 since we are on the whole "since ..... reminded me" topic, i dreamt i was raping my little brother...he had a vagina in my dream. *shivers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ledzep Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 you dont have to spank it and yank its fur and stuff if you dont want to, just as long as you stick it in hump and drop your shit off, it has to be alive because this isnt the tom green show, no, i guess it can be dead, dont see why not. im probably gonna get asked this so her goes: yes it does not have to be in the animals vagina, considering that some animals (such as jelly-fish and clams) do not sport this asset. swif, i pity you dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 why do you pity me? so i guess it has to be a female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 DOLFINS!!!!!!:D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Originally posted by swif1 since we are on the whole "since ..... reminded me" topic, i dreamt i was raping my little brother...he had a vagina in my dream. *shivers* this is one of those moments you keep to yourself brah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 so? will anyone meet me anytime soon? no. so shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Although i do not find any animal attractive at all to fuck. It seems pretty fucking dirty to me, i would have to agree, the dolphin would be the least horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 How come no one picks a chimp?? I mean, seriously.. you could shave it.. and... err.. Nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 my own kind < Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 a homo sapien sapien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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