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Guest ledzep

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Guest ledzep

Ok, if you had to have sex with an animal, what species would you choose?

 

dont put anything stupid

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what are the requirements?

 

do i just thrust my penis into the animal or have actual intercourse with it?

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

I had a dream two nights ago where I was fucking a cat. I'm dead serious. So if I had to choose right now, I'd go for the cat, since I kinda feel like it's happened before. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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Guest ledzep

uhhh... requirments include having sex with an animal, yes sticking your shit in the animal

 

it can be any animal, any size, whatever

 

Mamerro reminded me of a dream in which i was screwing a Blue teddybear, but i choose a salmon for this post, dont ask why

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no...i meant do i have to have intercourse with it?

 

you know....pull it's head back, yank its fur, scales, spank it, spit on it, give it a facial, shit in its mouth, piss on it, talk dirty to it, etc.

 

oh yeah..does it have to be alive?

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since we are on the whole "since ..... reminded me" topic, i dreamt i was raping my little brother...he had a vagina in my dream. *shivers*

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Guest ledzep

you dont have to spank it and yank its fur and stuff if you dont want to, just as long as you stick it in hump and drop your shit off, it has to be alive because this isnt the tom green show, no, i guess it can be dead, dont see why not.

 

im probably gonna get asked this so her goes: yes it does not have to be in the animals vagina, considering that some animals (such as jelly-fish and clams) do not sport this asset.

 

swif, i pity you dude

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Originally posted by swif1

since we are on the whole "since ..... reminded me" topic, i dreamt i was raping my little brother...he had a vagina in my dream. *shivers*

 

this is one of those moments you keep to yourself brah

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Although i do not find any animal attractive at all to fuck. It seems pretty fucking dirty to me, i would have to agree, the dolphin would be the least horrible.

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