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just weird

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ledzep, Apr 13, 2002.

  1. ledzep

    ledzep Guest

    Ok, if you had to have sex with an animal, what species would you choose?

    dont put anything stupid
     
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  3. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

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    what are the requirements?

    do i just thrust my penis into the animal or have actual intercourse with it?
     
  4. I had a dream two nights ago where I was fucking a cat. I'm dead serious. So if I had to choose right now, I'd go for the cat, since I kinda feel like it's happened before. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
  5. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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    Mamerro...was it a "wet dream?" :crazy:
     
  6. ledzep

    ledzep Guest

    uhhh... requirments include having sex with an animal, yes sticking your shit in the animal

    it can be any animal, any size, whatever

    Mamerro reminded me of a dream in which i was screwing a Blue teddybear, but i choose a salmon for this post, dont ask why
     
  7. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

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    no...i meant do i have to have intercourse with it?

    you know....pull it's head back, yank its fur, scales, spank it, spit on it, give it a facial, shit in its mouth, piss on it, talk dirty to it, etc.

    oh yeah..does it have to be alive?
     
  8. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

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    since we are on the whole "since ..... reminded me" topic, i dreamt i was raping my little brother...he had a vagina in my dream. *shivers*
     
  9. ledzep

    ledzep Guest

    you dont have to spank it and yank its fur and stuff if you dont want to, just as long as you stick it in hump and drop your shit off, it has to be alive because this isnt the tom green show, no, i guess it can be dead, dont see why not.

    im probably gonna get asked this so her goes: yes it does not have to be in the animals vagina, considering that some animals (such as jelly-fish and clams) do not sport this asset.

    swif, i pity you dude
     
  10. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

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    why do you pity me?

    so i guess it has to be a female?
     
  11. pukey1

    pukey1 Elite Member

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  12. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

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    this is one of those moments you keep to yourself brah
     
  13. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

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    so?

    will anyone meet me anytime soon?

    no.

    so shut up.
     
  14. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

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    Although i do not find any animal attractive at all to fuck. It seems pretty fucking dirty to me, i would have to agree, the dolphin would be the least horrible.
     
  15. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

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    How come no one picks a chimp??

    I mean, seriously.. you could shave it.. and... err..

    Nevermind.
     
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