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guess who my roomate just met ....?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. --zeSto--

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    guess who my roomate just met ....?

    Discussion started by --zeSto-- - Sep 19, 2002

    Jebus H. Potato !

    My roomate calls me up....

    her: I just met your dream girl.
    me: which dream girl? I have a few.
    her: she's an actress.
    me: umm... that doesn't really help.
    her: you say she's the hottest girl on televison.
    me: so that means it's not my Angelina?
    her: nope.
    me: well what's she done? what show?
    her: that future thing and shes a bike courier.
    me: *gasp* you met HER ?!?!?!?
    her: yep. she wasn't looking so good though.
    me: stop lying. You actually talked to her?
    her: yeah, I thought she was the new make-up girl.
    me: want to trade jobs?
    her: sure.
    me: wait.. I take that back.
     
  2. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    why wouldnt u want to change jobs?
     
  3. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    I'm never going to meet a girl like that on my job,
    but I make more money and dont have to sell my soul.
     
  4. ElectricitySucks

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    ElectricitySucks - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    go for the girl and steal her money while your at it...
     
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  5. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    no, seriously?
     
  6. Weapon X

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    Weapon X - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    that girl's been mint since her Flipper days. that's a nice pic, too!


    get your friend to hook up a party where she's gonna be at for you, if you can.
     
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  7. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    seriously... my roomate is doing locations security.
    She might get to meet the rare star, but mostly she's just watching pylons
    in a parking lot or having to stand outside in the cold.

    hey weaponio, do you think she'd like a sip of bourbon ?
     
  8. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    since u put it that way....fair enuff...

    its all good to be earning bare money....i am unemployed and broke diddly oke
     
  9. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    club her in the head like a baby seal then keep her in your trunk for when you get bored.


    what am I talking about
     
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    Wilt - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    i wish i had a dream girl...
     
  11. Pistol

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    Pistol - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    She grew up about 30-45 minutes from me. If I had known I woulda moved out to that godawful desert boondock.

    PS That crippled fag is gonna die.
     
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    sneak - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    what crippled fag?
     
  13. Pistol

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    Pistol - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    that crippled fag on the show. ie. her fiance:mad:
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    I heard that they were already married.

    But she wasn't with him when my roomate met her,
    so there's still hope for us yet!
     
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    Pistol - Replied Sep 19, 2002

    that bastard. hopefully they haven't consumated the marriage yet.
     
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