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Guest --zeSto--

guess who my roomate just met ....?

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Guest --zeSto--

Jebus H. Potato !

 

My roomate calls me up....

 

her: I just met your dream girl.

me: which dream girl? I have a few.

her: she's an actress.

me: umm... that doesn't really help.

her: you say she's the hottest girl on televison.

me: so that means it's not my Angelina?

her: nope.

me: well what's she done? what show?

her: that future thing and shes a bike courier.

me: *gasp* you met HER ?!?!?!?

her: yep. she wasn't looking so good though.

me: stop lying. You actually talked to her?

her: yeah, I thought she was the new make-up girl.

me: want to trade jobs?

her: sure.

me: wait.. I take that back.

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Guest --zeSto--

I'm never going to meet a girl like that on my job,

but I make more money and dont have to sell my soul.

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by --zeSto--

I'm never going to meet a girl like that on my job,

but I make more money and dont have to sell my soul.

 

no, seriously?

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that girl's been mint since her Flipper days. that's a nice pic, too!

 

 

get your friend to hook up a party where she's gonna be at for you, if you can.

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Guest --zeSto--

seriously... my roomate is doing locations security.

She might get to meet the rare star, but mostly she's just watching pylons

in a parking lot or having to stand outside in the cold.

 

hey weaponio, do you think she'd like a sip of bourbon ?

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Guest sneak

since u put it that way....fair enuff...

 

its all good to be earning bare money....i am unemployed and broke diddly oke

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She grew up about 30-45 minutes from me. If I had known I woulda moved out to that godawful desert boondock.

 

PS That crippled fag is gonna die.

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Originally posted by sneak

what crippled fag?

 

that crippled fag on the show. ie. her fiance:mad:

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Guest --zeSto--

I heard that they were already married.

 

But she wasn't with him when my roomate met her,

so there's still hope for us yet!

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

I heard that they were already married.

 

But she wasn't with him when my roomate met her,

so there's still hope for us yet!

 

that bastard. hopefully they haven't consumated the marriage yet.

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Guest --zeSto--

they cant !

 

He's a cripple !!!

 

(and I'm sure he enjoys the Smirnof Ice, if you catch my drift)

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

hey weaponio, do you think she'd like a sip of bourbon ?

 

i don't know, man. if she really is going out with a cripple, then I guess anything is possible.

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Guest --zeSto--

^ yeah... that's why it's cancelled.

 

and we're not talk about the show here.

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man that rules,shes a stoen fox....my dream girls are as follows: mandy moore..nuff said. larissa oleynik (the secret world of alex mac).... kirsten dunst.

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

so there's still hope for us yet!

 

Ha! You say "us" like you're gonna run trains on her or something... funny.

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Originally posted by TonySuprano

ughh Kirsten Dunst is nasty - she has nice hooters thats about it !! mandy moore is dope - the other one u said i have no idea who she is

 

man how could you say that about kirsten dunst, shes so naturally hot..not crazy beautful, but real... i also forget to add audrey tatuea to my list.

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Guest willy.wonka

you know how girls like magicians?same goes for graff writers...to keep your hopes up zesto.

 

thats also a really shitty picture of her.

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