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Good Jesus in Heaven!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dojafx, Sep 8, 2002.

  1. dojafx

    dojafx Member

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    what is wrong with you phil? why do you hurt me? stop it~!
     
  2. dojafx

    dojafx Member

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  3. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

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  4. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

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    fuck second.
     
  5. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    fuck everyone.
     
  6. test pattern

    test pattern Elite Member

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  7. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

  8. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

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  9. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    fuck . . . the police?


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  10. dojafx

    dojafx Member

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    yap, fuq teh poleese
     
  11. dojafx

    dojafx Member

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    it dont matter if you black or white, or hemaphrodite, slip its a rap tonight
     
  12. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117

    hehe i wonder if anyone knows the conotation behind that.
     
  13. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    > Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at
    >using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
    >hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set
    >up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does the better
    >job."
    >
    >So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
    >
    >They moused.
    >They did spreadsheets.
    >They wrote reports.
    >They sent faxes.
    >They sent e-mail.
    >They sent out e-mail with attachments.
    >They downloaded.
    >They did some genealogy reports.
    >They made cards.
    >They did every known job.
    >
    >But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across
    >the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity
    >went off.
    >
    >Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the
    >underworld.
    >
    >Jesus just sighed.
    >
    >The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their
    >computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's
    >all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
    >
    >Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files for the past two
    >hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate.
    >
    >"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"


    >God shrugged and said,
    >
    >"Jesus Saves."
    >
     
  14. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    an encore presentation

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  15. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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