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dojafx

Good Jesus in Heaven!

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion

Great googly moogly.

 

 

hehe i wonder if anyone knows the conotation behind that.

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Guest willy.wonka

> Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at

>using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of

>hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set

>up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does the better

>job."

>

>So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

>

>They moused.

>They did spreadsheets.

>They wrote reports.

>They sent faxes.

>They sent e-mail.

>They sent out e-mail with attachments.

>They downloaded.

>They did some genealogy reports.

>They made cards.

>They did every known job.

>

>But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across

>the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity

>went off.

>

>Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the

>underworld.

>

>Jesus just sighed.

>

>The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their

>computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's

>all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

>

>Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files for the past two

>hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate.

>

>"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

 

 

>God shrugged and said,

>

>"Jesus Saves."

>

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you heard it from the P you oughta know its the truth, i'll get you kidnapped, raped, then thrown off a roof, you can nod your head to this like its only a rap, because when these bullets hit your ass like its only a gat

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Guest drunken phil
Originally posted by dojafx

what is wrong with you phil? why do you hurt me? stop it~!

me?

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