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fat lady will not leave my house! (attacked by husband with axe)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Dec 11, 2002.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    well, i think she's takin a vacation now..what the fuck happened to her job?she sits on my futon couch all day watching fat people tv.."dr phil/talk shows".

    i was bringing this girl over and this bitch wants to go to sleep when we're on the couch snuggling.

    she has this annoying luagh and now has a friend that slleps over"on the floor"..she goes out clubbin and sleeps all day.

    im ready to call her husband and tell him to geve me the axe.
    she says girlfriend a lot.
    my mom is happy cause she has copany "that wont go away"
    they are trying to convince my mom to move to samoa.

    this fat lady screams everytime somebody "new" is in th ehouse..so whenever my friends or girls are in, she screams.

    she really doesnt like my cat.fucking fat bitch,my cat will eat you.

    get this fat lady out of my house!!!

    what should i do?how do i get her out?
    the funnier the better.
  2. NoEZ

    NoEZ New Jack

    Joined: Dec 25, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    just have the cat eat her....
  3. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
    damn dude your fucked.....make her pay some bills....
  4. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 623
    you any good at practical jokes??

    a person is so susceptible toall kindsa torture when they live with you
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2





    booya ! twinkie eating bizatch !
  6. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    hahahahahahahahha...thats the one i thought of..but i was thinking of subway sandwiches..haha:lol:
  7. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,473 Likes Received: 200
    lmao......i havnt laughed that hard in a while
  8. Kettiecat

    Kettiecat Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Messages: 1,122 Likes Received: 0
    how long has she been there?

    are we talking extremely fat...or just pudgy?

    are you allowed to be mean to her?

    how old is this lady?

    why is she in your house/ why doesn't she have a place of her own?
  9. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    I think that was my funniest post ever.
  10. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    yes it was mr7...yes it was..

    she got a real real big ass...its been at least a month and i got to go.
  11. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2



    BOOM !