fat lady will not leave my house! (attacked by husband with axe)

[Guest willy.wonka]

well, i think she's takin a vacation now..what the fuck happened to her job?she sits on my futon couch all day watching fat people tv.."dr phil/talk shows".

 

i was bringing this girl over and this bitch wants to go to sleep when we're on the couch snuggling.

 

she has this annoying luagh and now has a friend that slleps over"on the floor"..she goes out clubbin and sleeps all day.

 

im ready to call her husband and tell him to geve me the axe.

she says girlfriend a lot.

my mom is happy cause she has copany "that wont go away"

they are trying to convince my mom to move to samoa.

 

this fat lady screams everytime somebody "new" is in th ehouse..so whenever my friends or girls are in, she screams.

 

she really doesnt like my cat.fucking fat bitch,my cat will eat you.

 

get this fat lady out of my house!!!

 

what should i do?how do i get her out?

the funnier the better.

[NoEZ]

just have the cat eat her....

[WhAt_dA_fUcK]

damn dude your fucked.....make her pay some bills....

[!@#$%]

you any good at practical jokes??

 

a person is so susceptible toall kindsa torture when they live with you

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booya ! twinkie eating bizatch !

[Guest willy.wonka]

hahahahahahahahha...thats the one i thought of..but i was thinking of subway sandwiches..haha:lol:

[~KRYLON2~]

lmao......i havnt laughed that hard in a while

[Kettiecat]

how long has she been there?

 

are we talking extremely fat...or just pudgy?

 

are you allowed to be mean to her?

 

how old is this lady?

 

why is she in your house/ why doesn't she have a place of her own?

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I think that was my funniest post ever.

[Guest imported_Tesseract]

I'll second that,hahahahaha

[Guest willy.wonka]

yes it was mr7...yes it was..

 

she got a real real big ass...its been at least a month and i got to go.

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