PalestineOne Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 In da news: Gay leader with a womans first and last name, Ariel Sharon, said over da tv that hes gonna try to pop a cap in Arafats ass. Arafat said, "yo Nancy, fuck you and your bitch ass threats" .. Other peoples, including the big dick of da United nations crew, have said "yo sharon, you better chill before the PLO kids get mad and fuck you up" join me for more top stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Awesome, I want more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 25, 2004 Author Share Posted April 25, 2004 you get what you ask for In da news: North Korea, a chinese area on top of china, had a train crash dat fucked up allot of shit. Allot of people got killed and shit too. " Dis sucked dick" said da big dick of da korean people, Lo Men Noodle. He asked for cash money from other big dicks from other places, " yo motherfuckers, my people got fucked up, can I get some cash money to give to them?" It was da worst train fuck up in da history of china. join me later with more top stories. You hear it first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 25, 2004 Author Share Posted April 25, 2004 In da news: Today was a violent day in da place they had da first gulf war. Like Iraqis got killed, Americans got killed, and all they seem to have done today was kill each other. " The beef is real" said an Iraqi gangbanger while aiming a homemade big ass gun at a blue red and white painted helicopter. The helicopter killed the Iraqi with a fast big gun that also killed like 10 other people that were just chillin and smokin weed. Join me later for more top stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 25, 2004 Author Share Posted April 25, 2004 In da news: flicks of dead american soldiers were banned by Hairy Bush to be shown on the tv. But the flicks went through anyway and now allot of people are trippin of of it. "yo, it says on da rules dat hairy bush cant hide shit like that from tv" said a young loud white girl in a coffeeshop". Hairy Bush and Small Cheneye said "iight, my bad". But people are still trippin off of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 thumbs down boourns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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synaps Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 hmmmm not sure if i should laugh or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Tahn Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 i like it i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest WebsterUno Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Re: you get what you ask for *the BELIEVE edition* Originally posted by PalestineOne In da news: North Korea, a chinese area on top of china, had a train crash dat fucked up allot of shit. Allot of people got killed and shit too. " Dis sucked dick" said da big dick of da korean people, Lo Men Noodle. He asked for cash money from other big dicks from other places, " yo motherfuckers, my people got fucked up, can I get some cash money to give to them?" It was da worst train fuck up in da history of china. join me later with more top stories. You hear it first! i dont know if you should laugh or not either. this one is funny though! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 ahh... shit i'm laughing! shit i'm too cynical... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 25, 2004 Author Share Posted April 25, 2004 April 25, 2004 In da News: A party island called Cyprus, of da coast of Greecy, said "yo, we dont wanna be like, united an shit". Da United Nations Crew tripped an shit, saying "awwww you fuckin Crips, cant ever keep a promise". No one knows why dis is such a big deal yet. Stay informed, join me later for more top stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL http://img7.photobucket.com/albums/v18/writer/retard.gif'> Woah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Don Tahn Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 hahahahaahaa Plstnone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PalestineOne Posted April 25, 2004 Author Share Posted April 25, 2004 In da news: Da Lakers, a basketball team that says theyre from L.A. though none of the team players are really from L.A, fucked up da Rockets, a team from Texas, those people that wanna be a country of their own. Dis game was important because da NBA Finals are comin soon and allot of fat asses wanna see who's gonna win this years NBA Finals. " I wanna see who's gonna win da finals" said a motherfucker from bubblefuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 In da news: A woman dat cost allot of other woman allot of money, Elizabeth Taylor, died today. There is no suspicion in if she was murdered on she just died just like dat. Taylor was famous for a brand named after her, and also cause the shit she sells can be found in high-class boutiques and also in JC Penneys. RIP. A ceremony on a corner in Compton will be held tomorrow afternoon by T-Dog and T-Bone by spilling liquor on da floor and saying "dis is life". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 stayin infomed since we were kids, Join me later for more 411 on your world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 In da News: Entatainment n shit Gay Michael Jackson said to his lawyers "your fired motherfuckers, and Im gay" and then he hired new lawyers right after. The fag is being charged with fucking little kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 "... said a young loud white girl in a coffeeshop" :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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