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~Conan's doing Jesus jokes again~

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Sep 17, 2002.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,135 Likes Received: 82
    I can't help but to laugh. Anyone else seeing this? I liked the one they did a while back that had a kid picking teams for kick ball. There was only Jesus and one other kid left to be picked, and the team leader guy was pointing at the kid, Jesus looked all sad. Also the one with Jesus, playing poker.... hahahahah!
  2. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,135 Likes Received: 82
    Ohh emm gee ohh emm gee.... paintball Jesus, that is hands down the best!
  3. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    that is a great sketch. anyone making fun of jesus gets a big hootie hoo in my book.

  4. Sarah Tonin

    Sarah Tonin Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 20, 2002 Messages: 1,946 Likes Received: 1
    i like the one where they had the "jesus playing sports statues" in the baptism catalog.

    yeh;) :D :king: :)
  5. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    i think jesus rocks!

    i like the jesus statues, my favorite is jesus playing solitaire.
  6. Obsessed

    Obsessed Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 3, 2001 Messages: 165 Likes Received: 0

    thanks kids, please feel free to worship me
    now that you know jesus sucks at kickball
  7. drunken phil

    drunken phil Guest

  8. willy.wonka

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  9. zen

    zen New Jack

    Joined: Sep 20, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    jesus would so kick your ass for this
  10. kissmyass#1

    kissmyass#1 Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 8, 2002 Messages: 1,071 Likes Received: 0
    jesus is gonna kick all of our ass anyways............


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    AREANKAY Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 1,183 Likes Received: 39
    jesus form jesus.com was recently beat up at a show in blatimore it was pretty damn funny
  13. Ken E. Bus

    Ken E. Bus Member

    Joined: May 7, 2002 Messages: 311 Likes Received: 0
    One of my favorites.


    With personalized Visa cards being all the rage these days, how could the Son of God help himself from becoming involved? Find your favorite picture of Jesus (or use one from the site's archives) and then click on Jesus' face to start. Once you get accepted for the card (What? I thought Jesus accepted everyone?) you will have the opportunity to choose or upload your photo. Four to six weeks later, and you'll be carrying your very own Jesus Visa that's sure to be your ticket to Heaven. Kinda gives that old "In God We Trust" motto on all of our coins a new meaning, doesn't it?