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~Conan's doing Jesus jokes again~

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Sep 17, 2002.

  1. Dirty_habiT

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    ~Conan's doing Jesus jokes again~

    Discussion started by Dirty_habiT - Sep 17, 2002

    I can't help but to laugh. Anyone else seeing this? I liked the one they did a while back that had a kid picking teams for kick ball. There was only Jesus and one other kid left to be picked, and the team leader guy was pointing at the kid, Jesus looked all sad. Also the one with Jesus, playing poker.... hahahahah!
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Sep 17, 2002

    Ohh emm gee ohh emm gee.... paintball Jesus, that is hands down the best!
     
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    zorak - Replied Sep 17, 2002

    that is a great sketch. anyone making fun of jesus gets a big hootie hoo in my book.

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    Sarah Tonin - Replied Sep 17, 2002

    i like the one where they had the "jesus playing sports statues" in the baptism catalog.



    yeh;) :D :king: :)
     
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    ledzep - Replied Sep 17, 2002

    i think jesus rocks!

    i like the jesus statues, my favorite is jesus playing solitaire.
     
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    Obsessed - Replied Sep 17, 2002

    http://maccentral.macworld.com/famous/images/conanup.gif'>

    thanks kids, please feel free to worship me
    now that you know jesus sucks at kickball
     
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    zen - Replied Sep 17, 2002

    jesus would so kick your ass for this
     
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    kissmyass#1 - Replied Sep 17, 2002

    jesus is gonna kick all of our ass anyways............
     
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    GASFACEDJEW - Replied Sep 17, 2002

    HAHAHHA THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY. I LIKED OFFICE PAPER BASKETT BALL THE BEST, AND THE FACT THAT HE MISSED EVERY SHOT
     
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    AREANKAY - Replied Sep 17, 2002

    jesus form jesus.com was recently beat up at a show in blatimore it was pretty damn funny
     
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    Ken E. Bus - Replied Sep 17, 2002

    One of my favorites.

    http://www.weirdwebbed.com/images/082701-jesus.jpg'>

    With personalized Visa cards being all the rage these days, how could the Son of God help himself from becoming involved? Find your favorite picture of Jesus (or use one from the site's archives) and then click on Jesus' face to start. Once you get accepted for the card (What? I thought Jesus accepted everyone?) you will have the opportunity to choose or upload your photo. Four to six weeks later, and you'll be carrying your very own Jesus Visa that's sure to be your ticket to Heaven. Kinda gives that old "In God We Trust" motto on all of our coins a new meaning, doesn't it?
     
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