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Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder

whats up with all these kidblunt biters?

 

why do people feel the need to create such blatant rip offs?

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^^^

that's the humour in it.

She's looking for a girlfriend.

 

the twisted underbelly emerges.... where's pistol?

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:) this shit is great..its just fucking great..screw the haters...kidblount's website should get government funding...it could be a PSA for anti suicide...all you would do is peep the site and you would say to yourself..."shit im not half as bad off as this guy" then kidblount would have a commercial...where he would be riding his murray dirtbike bmx with his mudflap whipping fiercely through the new mexico winds....and the camera would pan out and he would powerslide and say "dont kill yourself...im sure you've seen me...im internet's michael kidblount.ive never had a girlfriend and i never will...your life isn't half as bad as mine" fade to black...worldwide utopia...haha...i want a mudflap..

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^ you ARE a mudflap!:)

 

check this...

http://www.2400bps.com/archive/pics/2400bps/michaelh.jpg'>

$26.00 REWARD and growing, for information leading to the contact, or legitimate pictures of "Kidblount". 2400bps.com will increase the reward by $1.00 per month until claimed. Reward also increases by all donations made by us who wish to know the livelihood of the "Kid". If you are "Kidblount", please contact 2400bps.com immediately to claim your reward!

 

 

DETAILS.......

 

 

 

INFORMATION

 

2400bps.com is currently offering a reward (listed this page top left, and growing) for information leading to the contact of "Kidblount". Being able to provide legitimate pictures of the "Kidblount" will also warrant claiming the reward money.

This contest will begin on 12.16.01 and end on 12.16.04, or when reward money is paid to a winner. If contest ends without a winner, all monies idle in the reward "pot" will be used to purchase a domain that will be used for the purposes of honoring the cyber-pimp that will be forever known as "Kidblount".

 

 

RULES

 

1. "Information leading to the contact of "Kidblount", means information that would allow 2400bps.com to communicate with "Kidblount" directly via means such as iRC, talk, ICQ, AIM, and yes, Yahoo chat. "Kidblount" would have to validate his Yahoo email address, be able to edit the URL at his original website, provide other form of proof that he is the "Kid". In other words, there would have to be substantial proof that it is in fact the "Kid".

 

2. "Legitimate pictures of "Kidblount" means pictures of "Kidblount" other than the only one known to us to be in existence and online at this time. Pictures will be examined and scrutinized for authenticity.

 

3. To win the contest, and claim reward, you must provide 2400bps.com with either "information leading to the contact of "Kidblount" or "pictures of "Kidblount", both as described. 2400bps.com will make payment, within 72hours, to the winner via PayPal.

 

 

STATEMENT

 

2400bps.com is holding the "Search For Kidblount" contest for amusement and research purposes only. In no way does 2400bps.com wish any disrespect, or harassment towards "Kidblount" (aka Michael from NM) or "Kidblounts" Family members, friends, or foes. On the contrary, we at 2400bps.com, and others simply wish to ensure that "Kidblount" is in good health, and to possibly interview the godlike cult hero "Kidblount" himself.

 

 

! ATTENTION -

 

If you are Kidblount, you have already won!

 

Contact 2400bps IMMEDIATELY to claim the CASH REWARD

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