john_gacy Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I saw a guy jogging past me with a prosthetic leg today. Good for him I thought. Then I saw the kid he stole it off laying on the ground crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I went to my family doctor to get a referral for a vasectomy. He asked "Are you sure your wife doesn't want to have any more children?" I said "No, but I am pretty sure my secretary doesn't want to have any more abortions.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I find telling women I have a license to kill to be a far more effective pick up line than I abort unwanted fetuses for a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I saw some fat girl lying on a beach trying to put suntan lotion on her back. "Do you want me to rub it in for you?" I asked. "That would be very helpful of you," she replied. "You're never going to reach your back with those short flabby arms," I shouted walking away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Sex is a lot like camping. Best done in the woods with a troop of Brownies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 A woman walks up to the counter walking kind of funny and asks, "May I have a box of condoms, please?." "Don't want to have any more kids, do we?" asked the cashier "No, my husband doesn't like it when he gets shit on his dick." she replied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 power poster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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