Guest beardo Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 tah dah http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/beardo/kitchen1.jpg'> no ones probably going to see this, but its fun times anyway. these dont even begin to illustrate the magnitude of this event. imagine if you will, that goofy image in your head of beardo, mixing paint like a champ, picks a can out of the boiling water, sets it down on the counter, then all hell breaks loose.. =POW= can ruptures, shoots past my head, shadders the overhead light and dents the ceiling, shoots down and gouges a hole in the linoleum. silence. im left standing there, covered in paint and glass wondering what the _F_U_C_K_ just happened? i check all vital signs, im still alive. minus hearing in my right ear (for a couple hours) at that point, health was the only thing i had going for me. this was a brand new kitchen .5 seconds ago. THE KING OF HELL wasnt too "stoked" when he got home, but handled it like a champ. thanks for not ripping my face off dude. i still owe homie big time for this one. on top of others, of course. fin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 30, 2002 Author Share Posted January 30, 2002 Beardo , look like you were making a pipe bomb with red paint as the main fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dropone Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 o my god..........hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa good shit beardo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 Hahahaha I remember this event and kenw it would come back. That was a 12oz classic right there. I wish you had gotten a picture of the ceiling with the shattered bulbs. The light socket is covered in paint...conclusion? It's bad...but it coulda been worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 'boiling water'.....:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 That's a fine mess. Ho ho. I feel for you. My girl wasn't too impressed when I was mixing paint, leaning out of our flat window, and got that shit all over the curtains.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 love the picture :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 UnFUCKINGbelievable!! good stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 Originally posted by Pilau Hands I wish you had gotten a picture of the ceiling with the shattered bulbs. what up brethren? there is such a picture i beleive... beards, wasnt that the start of the Beardos' Saturday night post phenomenon? i remember something about picking glass out of the hair and then going to the store for paint thinner... we were ledt hanging till the film was developed i could be wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 yeah, theres a pic of the broken light, but somewhere between scanning it and emailing it to myself the file got corrupted. this was way before the sat. post started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 It looks like THE KING OF HELL drinks a lot of Dr. Pepper. Great flicks, Beardo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 I have cum stains on my bed*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 pretty fuken stupid of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted January 30, 2002 Share Posted January 30, 2002 oh shit beardo...i feel off my chair when i read that shit..damn att the pics are still floating in my head..good stuff man... i remember my first time buying a pilot..my homeboy tells me i can make some sick drips by putting more ink in it so i put half a bottle of city wide in that shit...i was out writing gettin some sick drips..when like all the others i didnt put the cap on corretly...well im walking back home feeling pertty good with the shit i just did...i feel this wet spot on my leg thats slowly getting thick..so i look down and see the fattest blot of red on my jeans..running down towards my shoes..my house is a block aways so i dash as fast as i could home..i run to my room tear my jeans off to see that half of my leg was died red...all the way down to my shins well the markers still in my pocket and my jeans is on my nice new carpet..(not to mention it was white)..so it leaks out all over my carpet with the fattest red blot...moms nearly killed me...:o' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest INDEPENDENZA Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 how do you clean up montana lime green stains from a blue columbia coat ? I really need your help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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