Uzzi 9mm Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 The compliment the person above you thread is getting stale. Need to attack a different orifice for text based entertainment banter. New game - Thats as bad as "something more fucked up than the previous post" I'll start: Nawww. Thats as bad as sculling 3 beers pre fornication in the hope that you can bust a piss in that chicks pussy post nut bust under the disguise of pillow talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Nah. That's as bad as me using this post to say "first!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i am of the humble opinion that that first shit should result in an immediate ban. that being said, i took a piss beside my backhoe yesterday at work. you know the drill, work construction, never a convenient place to piss. as soon as im done, i hop back into the shit and fire it up. im startled to hear the sound of a rapidly beeping horn. lo and behold, its my asshole foreman in the work truck. after giving me a verbal assfucking, nh, about not checking my machine at the beginning of the day for leaks, he proceeds to bend down at my puddle of frothy piss, and sticks a finger into it. he then lifts a finger to his nose, presumably to smell if its diesel, or hydraulic, or whatever. "ahhh, its just water, get back to fucking work," he snarls. nigga you just sniffed my piss on some bear grylls typa steeze. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONY MAYO Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 that's as bad as this thread going horribly wrong which it most certainly will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 thats almost as bad as this thread already is. but thats almost as bad as being 8 and going to swim at the kids house you didn't really like but were forced to hang out with bc your parents were friends. he had a pool so it was okay but one day he peed on the big round float and i dove face first into it on some bear grylls fantasy dream shit. he got grounded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harold8b Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 i always thought the 'compliment the person above you thread' sucked balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 to stay in the nazi theme for the topic starter: GET A NECK SHOT AND START A MASS GRAVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 nah, thats almost as bad as you starting a thread and coming out with all tic tacs like turtz did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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injury Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I could destroy a cheeseburger right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I could destroy a cheeseburger right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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