PLEZO1SON Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 so i have been working (on house arrest) at this chicks clothing store and been spending the last few days with my boss. her crib just flooded and helping put up gutters and sucking water out of her carpet. shes got a kid by this old drug acquaintance of mine, hes a dead beat never sees his kid, but it seems to be like we can never get the time to chill it alone. we do but we always has shit going on. shes a store owner,home owner, parent, and tropical jungle hot. nasty sweatty humid hot, like you get out the shower sweating hot. a big step up from baby moma, like high school to nba stees. but i think if nothing happens before work tomorrow then it wont happen. im riding the fence of homies and relationship. this is the most ive been sober so doing all this str8 is gay. i would normally "blame it on the goose" but thats not an option any more. i have to step it up tomorrow morning and hit one out the park. but with all this "courtship time" then when we do hook up it just might lead to booty and in due time. none for me since this time last year.( been in jail) i just might shoot the condom off. lol any ideas to seal the deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Hammer smashed face. Then proceed to fuck to your hearts content, posthumously of course. Who cares really if she is dead sounds like she is a hottie, I mean you resorted to asking an internet forum for fuck help. JUMP ON IT.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 rape a bitch git r dunnnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Cool story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 no 16 year olds please, i gots step kids your age son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Pretty sure hammer smashed face is better than a majority of responses you are gunna receive turbo. Besides, name a dude that never wanted to blunt force a woman at least once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Maybe you should tell her how you feel. And if she accepts then you guys can do it and shit... And if she doesnt, then you have to quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Spitfire? What about the hammer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Cool story... bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 no 16 year olds please, i gots step kids your age son. Either way, your thread sucks. I think everyone here agrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Spitfire? What about the hammer? Totally forgot. If she says no, you have to hit her with a hammer and then fuck her kid. Then quit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Phew, that was a close one we almost didn't give him good advice. But with our powers combined... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 i thinkl its going to be fine, i just wanted to set up the fact that i got laid in a few days..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 i thinkl its going to be fine, i just wanted to set up the fact that i got laid in a few days..... Hey, Nice grammar. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Time travel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 nigga u aint got no pussy since u got outta jail? u better raep that bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 tell her youre bout it for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 Time travel? this is a graph fourm not a fucking proper pussy party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaP LeTTeRS yO! Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 this is a graph fourm we hard nigga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PLEZO1SON Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 this is a graph fourm not a fucking proper pussy party wrong quote my bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SE-Rythm Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 well if your fucking up a friendship of a dead beat druggie for a fox. i would say fuck that friendship up for a possible relationship and shittt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Oh, What you get locked up for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Pretty sure hammer smashed face is better than a majority of responses you are gunna receive turbo. Besides, name a dude that never wanted to blunt force a woman at least once. Wait, this is Turbo? Should the advice involve a TURBO FACEHAMMERING? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Feels like junior high in this thread, not in a good jailbait smashing kind of way, more of a virgin nerds from the AV club kind of way. Good luck with the Smash though Plezo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 yeh man hope the smashing goes well if it indeed goes down and if not then dont trip nigga theres plenty of plentiful pussies out there in the world your bound to find some and asl your an idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 So......... You're an ex-con, on house arrest, doing odd jobs for ends-meat, and you have your own kid too. Yeah, you got game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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