Illuminati Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 true Tpbm is is planning a trip to colorado or washington in the near future so they can be a pot tourist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 false tpbm would rather be a hammer than a nail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 True Tpbm would rather be a junkie than a tweaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 Prolly. Tpbm thinks they should have more spitoons in public places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 False Tpbm would rather be a crackhead then tweaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 neither tpbm is thinking of going sober, not because of shitty conduct when drunk, but just to get healthier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 false Tpbm got sent to rehab for smoking weed when they were a teen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 Falsr. Tpbm keeps the picture of the people that comes with the frame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 True. TPBM is the people that are in the picture that comes with the frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 True. Tpbm wanted to bang some gai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 false, unless they were on this one island tpbm would rather be a simon than a garfunkel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Ture. Tpbm hits the bathroom quickly after the person before them while the seat is still warm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 ohell no - just means their ass germs are alive & now climbing onto mine. either way, gonna layer over it.. so guess its not a problem whether its warm or not, really.. tpbm didnt burn today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I burned. Tpbm thinks most colorful things taste good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 true tpbm has tried whippets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Falsr. Tpbm likes crudely painted not so funny plywood cutout folk art Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 always. Tpbm takes mollys & takes Xannys and dont eat no breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 False. But my mate just picked up a stupid amount of oxy's so I won't be hearing from him for a while. TPBM removes themselves from the situation, doing the dingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 False. the hustle. Tpbm is a dingo humping excon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 False Tpbm thinks about sums up the average american Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 False. well maybe in the south or midwest. All tpbm wants is another baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 True. I want more veal meat. TPBM thinks they could easily pull that 'stupid American' sketch on the streets of Australia in reverse, and get the same sort of footage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Idk man. people in general are stupid so maybe. Tpbm's barf's flying through air Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 False might be a bit later today though Tpbm thinks fucking off and drinking today is a perfectly normal thing to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 Fasho. Tpbm has a girl name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 false Tpbm is gonna be hungover in the am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 only slightly i hope tpbm is going to be hungover until the late afternoon tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 False. Not even 8am up in this bitch. TPBM spends money when they're bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I might. Tpbm bumps enya on the reg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 False. Never. Havn't actually heard much of the old chook. TPBM feels 'getting your dick out' is a fullproof tactic when with a new woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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