theprotester Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 How big of a toaster? TPBM would hold the chrome 'till I get home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 if you asked nicely enough. tpbm was always taught their do's and dont's but do's they did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false tpbm puked in their mouth a bit today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Out my mouth. True. TPBM is going to kill the motherfucker that raided their desk for pens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 True tpbm drinks all day long and thinks its ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 false tpbm watches football with their pals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false. tpbm thinks my neighbor needs to stop messin around and let me hit it. she knows she wants this young buck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 true do it up tpbm has diarrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false tpbm has herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false. tpbm thinks they should play another one bites the dust at my job whenever someone dies. (i work at an old folks home) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 true prob get a couple laughs tpbm has an upset stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 False tpbm does the Michael Jackson in public for spare change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 that can mean so many different things but i'm guessing you mean moonwalk? false. tpbm doesn't think there are nearly enough taco bells in brooklyn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 True, im talkin the whole 2 minute dance for some spare change tpbm only goes for the funny lookin girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false. i've liked some pretty funny looking bish's according to my boys though. tpbm would date a girl with a moustache if she shaved it off. but it might grow back even worse :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 if she was a 10/10 true id just tell her to shave it everyday tpbm is going to make some food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 False tpbm knows he didnt take a shower today but just realized he didnt take one yesterday either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false. tpbm thinks someone posting in this thread now has diarrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 True tpbm has 12oz. youtube and one other tab open. switching between them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false tpbm thinks that any bitch with a mustache that grows back every day aint a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 undecided. I had a bartendress-with-benefits with a girl that had a blonde baby hair moustache that she had to shave. if the sun hit it right it would light up like the end of the world, otherwise you would never see it. i need to find a set-up like that again--she'd get me drunk then when her shift was done take me back to her place and fuck.... memories. tpbm is drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false. tpbm listens to lil romeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 False. Tpbm is Smackedd as shitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false. tpbm thinks fags bring most of the abuse they get on themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 Depends, dude walking down the street wearing makeup and high heels is just asking for it. Dude who just wants to do his thing and be left alone, whatever thats all anyone wants so why you got to hate. Tpbm fixed a lesbian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false tpbm has ice skated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 True tpbm looks like sacajawea in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false. tpbm is thinking about getting a small upside down cross tattooed inbetween their eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 no, seriously weighing large upside down crosses over my knees. but i'm scurred to commit. tpbm is not drunk enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 false too sober tpbm knows an acid head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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