CancerDancer Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 false tpbm has smelly towels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 yep. tpbm has been switching back and forth between the same 2 boxers the last week and a half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 False, freeballing all the way Tpbm made this chick go shave before they slipped her the dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 False, though I won't provide oral services on pokey stubble or unkempt bush. tpbm is pretty happy about ben folds five's reunion album and tour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 False Tpbm has a different opinion of tpam for knowing about ben folds five reunion tour and new album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 confused. i guess the 666 throws people off and they think i only listen to death metal. tbpm thinks i only listen to metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 False Tpbm has seen a dead body up close and personal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 false never but i have seen a dead body on the side of the highway on christmas day tpbm can do over 40 pushups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 True, though it might take me 40 days Tpbm does wall squats for fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 true, i hope most of you can. to CD to ILL: false, regular squats yes. edit tpbm uses lotion to fight dry ashy skin on a regular basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 false. yes i can tpbm has seen a girl snort cum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 um. not on purpose? nose shots happen... tpbm is chuckling about crackteeth's sex tale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 False, coco I use nothing but if I did use anything it would be coco butter Edit: False miseed that one got to go find it now Tpbm smashed on their friends sister and never told him about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 False, the only sister I've done was introduced by the brother with the intent of dating. but I'm trying to do so now w/ another friend. smoking hot climber girl. tpbm can still smoke in bars where they live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 false tpbm has spied on a bitch with binoculars from their house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 True. But I helped. Big hand helping the little hand. Haha. God I'm old. False, but I've beat down on someone taking photos of my sister coming out of the shower. True. TPBM calls shots, like a boss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 eh true. tpbm thinks this is the worst heat wave in 80 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. True. Sweatin' like bricks taped at LAX. Ridiculous. TPBM is sick of having three phones. Ringtones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 true as shit. tpbm thought the passion of the christ was a comedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 No idea what that is. False. TPBM just got a call about a charge from five years ago and is wondering if it's time to pack a FUCKIN' TOOTHBRUSH??????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 false. tpbm thinks bitchass niggas got ass and breasts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 false, dont get it twisted tpbm made money play poker last night, but theyre still down $50 for the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 false i should play for money tpbm has been to a tim hortons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 true, they had one on the boardwalk at KAF, afghanistan. tpbm uses metamucil to stay regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 false, i probably should though tpbm has IBS, but still eats/drinks basically whatever they feel like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 False. Tpbm thinks life is ruff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 i prefer tuff tpbm has recently been called an ASSHOLE by a female friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 false tpbm has never been called an asshole by a female friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 Off the top of my head true. Tpbm killed their father over "misuse of the milk machines" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 9, 2013 Share Posted January 9, 2013 False Tpbm doesn't drink anything with caffeine in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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