Drinking beer in the shower.

[lord_casek]

uhmmmm. inky's siser is technically american - not canadian

 

but i'm canadian ;)

 

 

send a resume and pictures.

[DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER]

i pee in the shower.

 

 

edit: not my shower, but i do pee in showers. and pools.

 

This reminds me of the time that my co-workers took me to some "river" (creek) that all kinds the college kids flock to at a certain time each year and basically just get on a intertube with as much beer and jello shots as they can bring. Picture a "river" (creek) completly packed like rushour traffic with a shitload of drunk twentysomethings on intertubes with coolers on intertubes in tow... just floating down the "river" (creek) just being drunk and raging. Shit was actually pretty fun. Mad hot bitches flashing their titties in exchange for jello shots, motherfuckers had boomboxes in tow. It was pretty much a party on inertubes just floating downstream.

Now shortly through this journey I had to piss. So I was like "yo i gotta piss, I'ma pull to the side and get out and piss". My co-workers began laughing at me and explained "do you see anybody getting out to piss? Stop being a pussy and just piss your pants in the water like everyone else." Now I finally realize that I'm floating downstream with a thousand drunk motherfuckers and they're all just pissing in the very water that I'm floating in. My buzz died with the quickness.:yuck:

[lord_casek]

This reminds me of the time that my co-workers took me to some "river" (creek) that all kinds of college kids flock to at a certain time each year and basically just get on a intertube with as much beer and jello shots as they can bring.

Picture a "river" (creek) completly packed like rushour traffic with a shitload of drunk twentysomethings on intertubes with coolers on intertubes in tow... just floating down the "river" (creek) just being drunk and raging.

Now shortly through this journey I had to piss. So I was like "yo i gotta piss, I'ma pull to the side and get out and piss". My co-workers began laughing at me and explained "do you see anybody getting out to piss? Stop being a pussy and just piss your pants in the water like everyone else!" Now I finally realize that I'm floating downstream with a thousand drunk motherfuckers and they're all just pissing in the very water that I'm floating in. My buzz died with the quickness.:yuck:

 

 

oh, nah. that's sick. i don't piss in friends or families showers. i piss in showers, though.

let's just leave it at that.

[tango 24]

pissing in the shower is the goods

eaten gum in the shower

jack and coke in the shower, never beer