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Drinking beer in the shower.

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I pee in my shower all the time.

 

Are you supposed to like, get out of the shower to go to the toilet if you have to pee?

 

That seems weird and too much effort-y.

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I pee in my shower all the time.

 

Are you supposed to like, get out of the shower to go to the toilet if you have to pee?

 

That seems weird and too much effort-y.

 

 

i don't know what you're supposed to do. i just pee in other peoples showers.

 

it's like a hobby of mine.

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I pee in my shower. It's not so much a hobby as a morning ritual...

 

If my girl is in the shower with me, then I pee on her leg...

 

That's just the way things work in my house.

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I pee in my shower. It's not so much a hobby as a morning ritual...

 

If my girl is in the shower with me, then I pee on her leg...

 

That's just the way things work in my house.

 

where's my package?

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DAMMIT! i told you, go with refridgerator boxes.

that way you can poke holes and provide a bottle of water

(dehydrated women always make me feel silly)

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i drank in the shower one time, got drunk slipped and fell now im quadrapalegic, and my wheelchair doesnt fit in the shower anymore

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I'm a failure.

 

no, it's ok. just send me her underwear and a promisary note to receive her on her 18th bday.

 

 

2 sheep and my finest goat. i make good deal for you!

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I pee in my shower. It's not so much a hobby as a morning ritual...

 

If my girl is in the shower with me, then I pee on her leg...

 

That's just the way things work in my house.

I do the same when I have a woman in the shower with me too. It is funniest when you are really dehydrated and your piss really smells and is yellow.:lol:

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I did it a couple times last summer out of sheer boredom. Drank espresso in the shower as well.

P.S No one touches my sister. No one.

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i drank in the shower one time, got drunk slipped and fell now im quadrapalegic, and my wheelchair doesnt fit in the shower anymore
haha suck shit n00b

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I did it a couple times last summer out of sheer boredom. Drank espresso in the shower as well.

P.S No one touches my sister. No one.

 

 

but i'm super awesome and sweet.

 

 

and i won't pee on her leg.

 

 

 

5 chickens, 3 of my finest goats, and one donkey. that is my final offer.

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showering is for showering. its a very relaxing time and shouldnt be bothered with other shit going on.

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hot water + beer = warm beer (yuck!)

 

It doesn't work like that. It's all about having a cold beer while you stand in the shower feeling seedy from the night before.

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