rushawn wuan Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 you're a captain. you can go and fuck your "bestfriends" girl but you cant share her pics with us? 12oz raised you and this is how you pay us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Hm. This sounds like it could either have been a nasty way to stab your friend in the back (Here, the penetrating penis is represented by the dagger) OR maybe it was unavoidable, (on-again-off-again?) and now she wants to help him find a new girl. Maybe she was too pitiful and weak to break it to him in one of their three hour long conversations, that 1. She doesn't want to be with him and 2. That she'd like to find someone who would like to be with him. So, she used you, Mr. BDC, as a way of sneaking out of the relationship and putting all of the blame on your shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Whats with the asian penis jokes? The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing [whitey] he doesn’t exist. You guys are so pissed off about being born white its halarious. And so far the answer is to find my dude a few new girls. The girl is even helping out on this one. I enjoy being white, I know for a fact a couple of the people who made the jokes aren't white. And one of them is asian... Your theory makes no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I fucking HATE white people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I would to if I had to see the ones that you deal with... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 The walmart state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Exterminate whitey!!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 asians have small penises?? i had no idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psm026 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 fuck the girl again and then tell your boy take pics also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 4, 2006 Author Share Posted December 4, 2006 Hm. This sounds like it could either have been a nasty way to stab your friend in the back (Here, the penetrating penis is represented by the dagger) OR maybe it was unavoidable, (on-again-off-again?) and now she wants to help him find a new girl. Maybe she was too pitiful and weak to break it to him in one of their three hour long conversations, that 1. She doesn't want to be with him and 2. That she'd like to find someone who would like to be with him. So, she used you, Mr. BDC, as a way of sneaking out of the relationship and putting all of the blame on your shoulders. Thats so delusional, the only way for you to even think of that was with a vagina between your legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Fuck you, stupid-for-brains, A.) I'm not the one who took the virginity from my best friends girl. B.) What's so bad about a vagina in between your legs C.) The answer is probably that she used you to break up with your best friend. Deal with it. Srry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 that dont sound like a virgin move to me. Remember Wedding Crashers? She probably fucked half of Oakland, The Village, Diamon, Yerba Buena Isla, China Town, Daily City, South City, Diablo Valley and you just dont know. A 20 year old virgin dont just snap one day and fuck her boys best friend. Which makes me seriously wonder about your boy... 3 hour nightly phone conversations... no sex with the girl for 6 months... Sounds like a bitch. No wonder she didnt put out for him. and you a bad friend is all. If one of my friends did some shit like that.... they off the reservation. I cap his burners, steal his shit or make it with his sister. and wheres the pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 4, 2006 Author Share Posted December 4, 2006 Make that a bleeding vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 4, 2006 Author Share Posted December 4, 2006 Factor in my rugged looks and charm. I introduced my best friend to the girl in the first place. I can get all mushy on the 12oz and talk about our dates before I tried hooking my dude up with her, but nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Whatever, I don't want to get into a retarded internet fight about you fucking your best friend's girl. My advice to you is to tell your friend. Take your licks. Keep us posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 justify it anyway you want. you're still a a grimey ass dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 There is of course a third option, that could help boost your bruised (and rugged) ego. Maybe she was using your friend to get close to you. Holding out for you, all the while leading him along. Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 4, 2006 Author Share Posted December 4, 2006 Keep us posted. Sherly, Ill do my best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 And stop calling me Shirley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 you just got a genuine catface stamp of disapproval check out isor post count... its getting up there... isor needs some new hobbies. Perhaps stamp collecting or knitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 4, 2006 Author Share Posted December 4, 2006 Britney, nancy, beth, susan... youre still a girl for that paragraph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Haha. Okay dude. "Say, Timmy. Do you like gladiator movies?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 thats fucked up man. i caught a few "homies" tryin to pop at my old girl and i gave them the boot real quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 4, 2006 Author Share Posted December 4, 2006 justify it anyway you want. you're still a a grimey ass dog. Youre on the feminine tip, and youre mad at me for not treating her like my friends posession. Hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Yeah. I don't think I could ever get down like that. First, it means maybe losing a friend. Also, I think the whole time I'd feel that friend's presence, like in that Chappelle Show episode. Also, I think if I didn't tell my friend, when I hung out with him, I'd either act like a straight bitch, or like some uber-superior dickhead. Take that shit straight to Ricki Lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 total casanova. i'm sure that ALL women LOVE being treated like posessions. I won't waste my time lecturing you. You're a big boy, and I'm sure you know that you fucked up royally, or else you wouldn't have felt the need to share with others and ask for advice/some sort of support. Good luck on getting your wig split by your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted December 4, 2006 Author Share Posted December 4, 2006 You missed that crutial word, not, that just threw your entire post into the irrelevant catagory. Edit: So irelevant, why am I even replying to this? Its a touchy situation, which is why I brungst it up with 12oz. Im not worried, because In a month or so it wont be a dirty secret, my man will have moved on like dudes do, and no Im not going to flat out out of context say, hey that girl youve been on and off with for some time now, well yeah I fucked her. That sort of leaves out the fact that ive got history with this girl. The question, which youve all misunderstood, isnt how do I sleep at night, but how do you deal with a girl my friend may of had a chance with, but it didnt play out like that. Im a big boy, shes a big girl, we both would like to be in a relationship, but its a fucked up situation when a mutual friend here is sort of at the butt end of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 way to edit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 You missed that crutial word, not, that just threw your entire post into the irrelevant catagory. Right. Actually, her post would have worked and made sense with the one sentence. "You're a jerk." Haha. How come you're getting such a big head now? If I was you, I'd keep my head down and prepare for the beatdown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 dude lets see some pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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