shameless self promotion Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I had to go to our mandatory office meeting this morning with the boss and coworkers. We have a intern who is alittle obnoxious. (His dad is friends with my boss and got a favor I assume.) Anyways, during the meeting we are discussing some ideas about a function that we are throwing with some professional athletes and it is mentioned they should be introduced while a song is playing. One of the girls says that one of the players suggested Justin Timberlakes "bringing sexy back". The intern blurts out, "Oh yeah, and they can all wear rainbow skirts!" Everyone stops and stares at him, he then says "Just put on some Queen and tell them to stuff it (straight faced.)" :lol: Mouths dropped and I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I got called into my bosses office later and was given a quick reprimand for not keeping my cool, we had a quick laugh about his comment and I got a new (obnoxious) intern to myself. I had to explain the whole connection between rainbows, queen and stuffing it to everyone that was at the meeting, including the intern. :lol: So the question is, how do I make this obnoxious little frat boy my bitch for the next 8 weeks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 hmm theres only one anwser to your problem mah dude HAZING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 make him type everything for you on a computer that has a program running to change what keys are entered.. that way everytime he types something it will come out all wrong and he will have to retype over and over again.. also make him go pick you up asian prostitutes to bring to you at work, then scream at him for bringing prostitutes into the workplace in front of everyone.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 ^^haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 that would be uber funyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 encourage him to drink with you at work, while you are enjoying "vodka" (water) he is getting toasted.... then just black mail him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 edit: (pay spectr to) take a dump in his mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 make him watch the miracle of birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 eat his kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 make him watch the miracle of birth. Thats pretty harsh, I dont even know if thats humane. I remember watching that when I was little and having some serious issues. hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 why dont you get a sixpack of natty ice and see if he wants to play some xbox or watch some family guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 just give him espresso and smoke cigs with him so he has to shit all the time, in turn he will get a chapped ass from all the wiping he has to do with cheap work toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 GENIUS. extra shot of espresso each morning should do the trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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