Removed Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 and hates himself right now........ you most likely hate me to.... fuck it... Translation; Make me feel better, also sympathy from 12oz ladies appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 It can be easy for both parties to move on, but females find a way to do it in a way that the male knows about it, and she can somehow justify it, too. But the male moves on, and the female gets pissed. that's some truth right there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 fuck bitches in other news. I seen my x a month ago and DAMN did she let herself go. its fucking awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 there have been a rediculous amount of women coming up to me lately. infact, since the day i broke up with the last girl i've been getting propositioned like i'm the next brad pitt. but i havent taken any offers yet. i will soon though, i just like to play the waiting game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I hope for your sake you dont live together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 yeah. my girlfriends of the past have always found a way to talk to me as they are getting in a new relationship and say some shit like "yeah, james is taking me to blah blah blah" and at first i would ask "who is james?" you know.. because i was stupid. now i just answer like oh yeah, that's cool. and after while they'll be getting annoyed like "fuck, dont you want to know who james is" and thats when i say, not really, i dont care about you or what you do anymore. cant hurt my feelings bitches, but i sure as fuck will hurt yours if you try to pull some shit like that. iloveboxcars/using emoticons instead of emotions since 1993. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 there have been a rediculous amount of women coming up to me lately. infact, since the day i broke up with the last girl i've been getting propositioned like i'm the next brad pitt. but i havent taken any offers yet. i will soon though, i just like to play the waiting game. I turn down women all the time, shit if i wanted to right now i could go get some, or get this hottie to drive out here from colorado to come make me feel better. But I don't, I have really picky tastes, and don't put out on the first date.. But yeah we are going to live together it looks like.. I am serious its going to be a amusing thread.. We are all going to sign the lease later tonight.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 wait. you and your ex are going to live together? are you retarded? go live with lens or something. and yeah. im rediculously picky myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 dUDE MOVE THE FUCK OUT STAT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 lens would kill me.. no seriously lens would kill me in my sleep.. yeah man fuck it I need a place to live, and it allows me to be able to blow glass whenever i want without having to spend a grand on a new kiln and find studio space somewhere.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 DUDE NO NO NO NO NO NO YOU DO NOT WANT TO LIVE WITH YOUR X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 if i was anywhere near you i would knock you unconscious so you couldnt sign that lease. You would thank me later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 don't completely smother her, but definitely show how much she is appreciated. even if it means you looking like a complete empty douche bag. girls like it when guys make themselves look like douche bags...its the weirdest thing... I prefer to be subtle douche... If I am really serious about a chick I see when she is going to a family thing find out where it is...get a dozen roses in a vase (vase is crucial, presentation is everything) Then go to where the function is going down aka families house... put them on the steps... call her up get into little convo (she will be like HEY! blah blah blah for a min then go Can I call you back I am with family right now) after that go no no wait I need you to do something really quick...she will ok but I am at a family party...go i just need you to walk to the front door...she walks out and goes "OMG OMG LOLERZZZ WHERE ARE YOU" the tears come in at this moment... just say no no you gotta do your thing have a good rest of the day...and hang up... she brings flowers inside her whole family is like where did you get those?! the females swoon the guys are like are you kidding me what a douche...(all you gotta get in with is the females of the family and you are set...) then wait for her to come over for teh secks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 if i was anywhere near you i would knock you unconscious so you couldnt sign that lease. You would thank me later you know I thank you for being willing to do that. Actually thats the sort of things i do to my friends, we actually duct taped a kid to a chair one night. His girl showed up at the house to find him duct taped in the chair and 6 of his friends not willing to let him leave with her.. she ended up leaving then they broke up. about a month after that he got back with her.. she has cheated on him for drugs.. we just kept telling him she was a skank but he was blinded by love.. so thank you man i really appreciate that from you.. I am thinking i should just go hook up with some chick i know in our bedroom that way she will just hate me and it will all be easier.. I doubt i am going to do it though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 go live with lens or something. no......fuck no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 i command you to allow him to live with you lens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 no......fuck no told you lens would fucking kill me in my sleep the first chance he got... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 :bawling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 spectr.. arent you like 15 or 16? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 take one for the team lens. consider the option. My man spectr crying himself to sleep with earplugs while his x girlfriend who he appears to still have feelings for is screaming in ecstacy as she gets stuffed by some asshole. The next morning the smell of sex will have escaped her room and poor spectr will be smelling defeat and raw ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 ^ that's going to fuck spectr right up when he reads it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 no way defy i am getting up there in age.. i wish i was still that young, i could get away with so much shit.. and isor357 if it comes to that there is going to be a thread about it don't worry.. her having sex with other people actually doesn't bother me that much.. now if she were to have sex in my bed on the other hand, well then i would have to get a bunch of sluts over for orgys in her room when she is at work and make sure to leave used condoms everywhere.. and no it didn't fuck me up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 DUDE wait till it happens...your gonna hear her headboard slamming against the other side of the wall seperating your rooms and your gonna flip!!! Grab a knife killing her and her SLAMMER in some OJ type rage shit...then your gonna turn on yourself realizing what you have done and kill yourself in the shower... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 take one for the team lens. I already said....... no......fuck no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 isor and some1 are seeing it all happen already. hehehe quite a fucked-up vision, though.:crap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 hey i would do the same thing...I mean if I had feelings and that shit happened brutally murdering would be my only way out...actually it seems to be my answer for everything these days...someone cuts me off while driving, some farts in the elevator, lady behind the counter puts to much sugar in my coffee...they all seem to be catching the knife... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 Yeah I see your point, but.... what's up with the knife? My choose of weapon would be much nicer than some piece of edgy metal going through fabric and flesh. it's got such a cold, evil and nasty feel. I'm more into blunt objects and firearms. they're more human ways to kill someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 I dunno I guess I just like penetration anyway I can get it... c/nohomo... also there is nothing like being covered in blood on a cold night and howling at a full moon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 live on the streets before you live with this bitch. i am not even joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 you know if i am ever going to go crazy and start killing people its going to be with a flame thrower so don't worry you will see it on the news. I just don't see myself going crazy over some shit. Maybe crying myself to sleep in a dark corner of my room every night, opening a livejournal account and cutting myself, or something like that. Though its more likely that I would just move out and find someone she hates to sublet.. I actually know a couple people that would work well.. you know i have been through this before, I got back together with one of my ex's and we lived together... shit was hectic shit flying around every night and us screaming at one another in different states of intoxacation.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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