thinksucks Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 When I was in Kindergarden I stabbed this bitch with my pencil cause she took my scissors. Hella years later in High School this girl comes up to me like is your name blah blah, uh yeah, I'm Blah blah you stabbed me with a pencil in Kindergarden look I still have a piece in there. And she showed me it was sweet. We actually fucked after we got outta hs and the bitch wanted me to choke her right before she would cum. Too much info I know, but I find it kinda ironic that I stabbed her in two ways. BTW I got money on SHErock THIS IS A GREAT STORY /NOSARCASM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 i normally just piss on girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 i heard its a felony if you use a funnel MAD ILLEGAL!!!11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 If a girl pisses me off, i make like chris rock and shake the shit out of her...that's it...i just don't hit girls. it'd have to be a really extreme situation like a bitch coming at me with a knife to get violente Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I punched a girl in the eye in first grade. It was one of those situations where I told her that if she didn't stop doing something I was going to hit her. She kept doing it. I felt like I had to follow through. The best part is that I got written up by what turned out to be my fifth grade teacher. I always wondered if she remembered what I'd done all those years ago. -fuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thinksucks Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 i bitchslapped a girl for the same thing earlier this year... i was in a shitty mood, and she was pretending like she was about to fling salad onto me. i was like dont do it i swear to god i will hit you. she goes oh my fingers slipping! i said i am not kidding dont do it. splat. ranch covered salad running down my shit. i snapped, i slapped her across the face in the middle of ihop. thats my story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 ^ goddamn....i dont/havnt hit a girl before...ive choked one for her pleasure but i know one day....just one day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I punched out sluts boyfriend in a fit or rage, really hurt him too 3 weeks later I get my ass handed to me by some large black mans rage fit As I'm getting up, girl from 3 weeks about kicks me in the butt and starts screaming shit at me about how do I like it? I like it just fine I said with a big wide grin....then I spit a mouth full of blood/snot that just snorted out of my nose right in her face/hair. I was told later on she had to comb it out...while puking and crying! I will hit her if i see her again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 in middle school this bitch was being outrageously annoying, normally im calm but i snapped that day and smacked her head off the schoolbus window pretty damn hard. more recently however i stopped myself from hitting an ex, and just kicked in the side of her jetta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 GOOD STORY FRATE RAPER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 VDUBZ!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brick top Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 i got beat by my XGF for the simple fact i wouldnt hit her back, the only thing you can do is shake woman... preferably next to the fridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 in cases like those you have to put a bitch in the sleeper hold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 I perfer the camel clutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heel.moeilijk Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 One of my ex's put me in a camel clutch. And I can honestly say, I prefer a good old fashioned solid right cross to the jaw over the camel clutch. I street fight with dudes. Exclusively. Anything else makes me feel like a bastard. Although, the one chick I have ever sparred with, put me in an arm bar and I tapped out pretty fast. My elbow was wrecked for about a month. In fairness, I deserved it. She said I was trying to knock her out. I am a horrible sparring partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 One of my ex's put me in a camel clutch. And I can honestly say, I prefer a good old fashioned solid right cross to the jaw over the camel clutch. I street fight with dudes. Exclusively. Anything else makes me feel like a bastard. Although, the one chick I have ever sparred with, put me in an arm bar and I tapped out pretty fast. My elbow was wrecked for about a month. In fairness, I deserved it. She said I was trying to knock her out. I am a horrible sparring partner. did he stick his penis in your butt while he did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 First. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 ahaah camel clutch, havent heard that one in a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Just you chola. Just you. oh yeah, that's right...i guess i still have the same mentality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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