*PROTOCOL* Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Whoo hoo! Im going down south in a few days. This is exciting for me because its the only region I've never been to in the us (except Texas, but thats like a different country anyways). I guess I"ll be staying on the outskirts of Baton Rouge about 30 mi. from New Orleans. Anyone familiar with this area have suggestions of awesome things to do around there? Im definately going on a swamp boat? and a river boat but I need some specifics here. AlSo WhErE Is SoMe CoO SpOtS To TaG Up AnD CaN I BuY SoMe KrInK DoWn ThErE? P.S. I'll take pictures of things for y'all, you know; boobies, drunks, gators etc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Niser Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 eat shrimp and gumbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 yo give silent hill a call maybe you guys could hook up i think dude is free like everyday of the summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 yo give silent hill a call maybe you guys could hook up i think dude is free like everyday of the summer lol no seriously lol but the one place you should go in the south is strip clubs its the only good thing about the south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 A strip club is a strip club, unless the strippers are wrass"lin gators or something. I want to do some things specific to the area, like a good ol fashioned lynching, or maybe even a little cross burning. Just kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 dont drink there water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 ok you could always go see nascar drink beer and have sex with your cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broke1 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 ^^^the good ol' south way :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 AKA the porkchop way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Niser Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 ok you could always go see nascar drink beer and have sex with your cousin. strip clubs, yes. cousin kissing, no, only in the DEEP south. get a grill, then start growing dreads, and then start selling drugs. It's a process that's proven to be succesful in the south. I know, i'm here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Whoo hoo! Im going down south in a few days. This is exciting for me because its the only region I've never been to in the us (except Texas, but thats like a different country anyways). I guess I"ll be staying on the outskirts of Baton Rouge about 30 mi. from New Orleans. Anyone familiar with this area have suggestions of awesome things to do around there? Im definately going on a swamp boat? and a river boat but I need some specifics here. AlSo WhErE Is SoMe CoO SpOtS To TaG Up AnD CaN I BuY SoMe KrInK DoWn ThErE? P.S. I'll take pictures of things for y'all, you know; boobies, drunks, gators etc.... ahhhh new orleans. i miss home. where are you staying? 1st= there are definetly no shops in NOLA that sell krink, etc. s0 LiKE stOcK uP b4 U gO! 2nd= the swamp boat thing is cool, but it's SO FUCKING HOT in louisiana right now.. you won't want to stay outdoors for very long, trust me. bring a few cans of OFF (can't beat the D33t) 3rd= cool places to go in new orleans: defeintly hit up frenchman street (in the quarter). it's off the beaten tourist-path and i PROMISE you, it's very fun. frenchman at night is the best.. there are some great jazz bars- DBA, blue nile, cafe brazil, snug harbor, hookah cafe, dragon's den!!. near there (i can't remember what street it's on) is a WONDERFUL bar/tapas resturaunt called Mimi's. god, i miss that place. when i lived in nola, i tried to avoid decatur/bourbon streets because they're cheesy and touristy, but if you happen to be on decatur, Molly's is a really cool bar. if you're doing the whole tourist thing: check out the Audobon Zoo (uptown). it's really nice. the aquarium just re-opened for memorial day, so i'd check it if you have the time. the graveyards and cemetaries in midcity are awesome. uptown! magazine street has some cool bars, and good eats. if you're really poor, go to Mrs Maes (corner of Magazine st & Napoleon St). it's a fucking hole in the wall, but it's open 24-7-365.. dollar wells, dollar draft all the time. the bulldog is a pretty cool watering hole.. kinda on the preppy side, but they have 50 brews on tap, so it negates some of the stupid people there.. they also have killer bar-food. kyoto on prytainia is the best sushi joint in town, by far. LOWER GARDEN DISTRICT (LGD BITCHES!), i used to live in the LGD, and it's definetly my favorite part of the city. there are a couple bars down there worth checking out: The Half Moon and the Saint. The saint is more of a late-night bar.. but very cool. JUANS FLYING BURRITO on magazine is my favorite fucking resturaunt ever. disclaimer: i haven't been to NOLA since well before the hurricane, so some of these places could be closed- but as far as i know they're open. have fun! don't drink and drive. take the streetcar. :cool: /homesick just a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 after reading what i just posted. i realized that pretty much all there is to do in louisiana is eat and drink. :crap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrTeeth Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 If Port of Call is still there, you gotta go there for a burger. It is/was on Esplanade. Best burger I've ever had in my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 if you come to orlando i got Gator Land right around the corner from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 The only thing to do in the ENTIRE south is eat and drink. BUT. We know do it so much weve learned to have fun. Also,if you go on any airboat rides,try and get the guy thats like 60 and has 3 fingers on each hand. He knows all the cool shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 ^ agreed. missing fingers = good knowledge and experience.^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 the south doesnt sound like a very fun place i went on those stupid boats in florida, all we did was sit on a fucking boat in a fucking marshland swamp shithole while mosquitos and random bugs raped me for 3 hours straight and the only alligators i saw were like 3 feet long, i wanted to see a mammoth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 steal heineken.... i heard thats what they do down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JungleGreen78 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 after reading what i just posted. i realized that pretty much all there is to do in louisiana is eat and drink. :crap: whats wrong with that?...:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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