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KURTSNYDER.NET

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Alright motherfuckers, it's been a minute since I brought a decent thread to the board, so I decided to try to find something that could kill some time for some of ya'll at work. Beings that the only thread I've really put much effort into was that 'Artwork of the Mentally Ill' thread (or whatever), I decided to look for something similar and came across the documented breakdown of a paranoid schizophrenic. I know this isn't the type of shit most people want to read to get their weekends going, but I figured that since the guy probably put a good 15+ hours into writing it, and that it's basically the story of how his life nearly fell to shit, it's worth a read.

 

So, to cut the bullshit.... I bring you:

 

KURTSNYDER.NET AKA SCHIZOWORLD

 

Keep in mind this will take anywhere from 3-5 hours to read and might leave you questioning your own sanity. Enjoy.

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dude i read like 3 paragraphs about sleep patterns and concentration skills and i'm about to ask the help of a specialist...i'll leave it here

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Yeah, I read it over the course of a few days.

 

Highlights include:

 

-Being scratched by a CIA-trained cat with poison dart-tipped claws in a town evacuated for the sake of testing how Kurt would react.

 

-Breaking into someone's house to get toenail clippers (to remove the 'poison dart' from the cat, of course) on the premise that the town had been evacuated by the CIA. Being confronted by those people.

 

-Thinking that he could disrupt the time-space continnuum and that people were angry at him for it; namely the hospital wards that had to keep strapping him down. They said 'We keep putting it back on and you keep taking it off! Stop that!' to which he replied 'I haven't figured out how yet!'

 

-Trying to make his way home from work by only making turns at certain time intervals (I.E. dude would only turn at times ending in 3, or in intervals of 7 minutes if needed) to prove that he was in control of his thoughts, not the CIA.

 

-Thinking that he found his way into the "space between thoughts" one night while hallucinating in his room, thinking he suffered brain damage as a result.

 

 

Reality is so much cooler than fiction.

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This is incredibly interesting to me....

I'm about halfway through it.

Is it bad that I can "identify" with most of what this guys talking about?

 

 

 

 

Beefeater knows how I get....

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seems worth the efort but....

 

..... at 2:30 on a friday when all i can think about is getting off the clock, going home, drinking a six pack then mobbing to SF tonight with friends for drinking and party?

 

 

....best reserved for monday morning.

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good read, very intresting, i have a friend who is diagnosed with paranoia schitzophrenia, he displays ALOT of what this guy was doing as well

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