Nyarlathotep Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 on the real she's giving me 200+ pornos i'm also the proud owner of "BACKSIDE TO THE FUTURE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Ohhh how ill miss Porks Ol' block.... I <3 seein bug burly black lesbians gettin beat down with sticks.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Originally posted by Nyarlathotep+Feb 17 2006, 01:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Nyarlathotep - Feb 17 2006, 01:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin->_<@Feb 17 2006, 01:03 PM waitwait..lemme get this right.(nylarguy) youre asking us if you should pretty much cheat on ur girl with your ex? wow. just...wow. you must be 13. Quoted post no i meant that she would want to cuddle..both of our views on relationships are very close ...as well as my girls... i see nothing wrong with the evil cuddle anymore as long as it doesnt go farther than that..and besides my ex may just be feeling lonely wants intimate human contact.. plus she's got food at her pad Quoted post [/b] well see... food is a totally different story. Give her all the "cuddling" she demands. Maybe you'll get lucky and get a 3 course meal out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 its the washing dishes part though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 lean with it rock with it dadada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Originally posted by Nyarlathotep@Feb 17 2006, 01:38 PM b it is.. gat:hop on aim Quoted post aim: jiggyjare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Originally posted by dumy+Feb 17 2006, 07:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Feb 17 2006, 07:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-LENS@Feb 17 2006, 02:32 PM ^^^ good shit pork.....but how am i gonna amuse you now when we pull up to your place? "Wow, great studio!" does not compete with "............holy shit" Quoted post HAHAHA, I was talking to porkchop on the phone when you said that. I thought it was more like "oh ...HELL NO" Quoted post [/b] Ha ha, no, i think i followed up my holy shit comment with "oh hell no...." Dizzy dames had me driving back and forth on telegraph for half an hour... thats okay ladies, i still wanna hang out again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Sparoism@Feb 17 2006, 01:49 PM OH, and isor- Oakland's a great option for low rent, but if you work in SF you have to figure in the cost of commuting ($6 a day). I live in a 2bd in a decent (not great) area for $1050...compare that to what's on the market in SF and you'll see what I'm saying. Quoted post i really appreciate the insite. 6 a day isnt much. I own a car. Detroit is spread out. I live within city limits on the far east side and work in an inner ring west side suburb. Its 18 miles each way. I probably spend 5 on gas a day just to get to work. Top that off with the 1700 i spent on a new transmission. 1000 for 2 new clutches. 500 on a new timing belt and water pump...300 on new tires. 350 on brakes and roters. 150 tune up. another 100 to tow it from Ann Arbor and 300 to fix what was wrong with it...( i forgot) Figure in an oil change every month and a half and all the tickets. Thats just 1 year. Oh and i forget the 250 i got in the mail for "drivers responsibility" In michigan they charge you every year for the points you have. I had 6 on my record. Granted i havent been pulled over in almost 3 years i still have 6 and it cost 250.... One of the biggest draws i have to the bay is Public Transportation everything is relative right? you pay more but you also make more too right? I am used to the slum. SF was too nice for my tastes. I like the atmostphere but its too clean. Its like the metro detroit. Im shook about drivin through wealthy suburbs.... to many cops and they pull over old cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 shoot the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 yeah, So i just got out of jail on bond. I only had a few friends before i got rolled. Anyhow my girl is gone.... i stopped at one of my few remaining friends apartments. Im sitting there drinking a 40 and a white van with all sorts of antenaes rolls up. Im immediatly suspicious. Its not a state plate but that dont mean shit. They knock on the door and we dont answer. 2 minutes later i learn that my dude is servin raw by the ounce. Additionally this is the suburbs. Im freaking out and bounce fast. I leave the cut and another white van drives by that very moment. I turn onto the road and another fucking white van the same type is right behind me. I dont know what to do 12oz. All my people are fuct. my girl is gone. What should i do. Any suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 leave town...start a new life.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 and thats the way it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 bad news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 So i was trying to hook up with a jewish girl last night... In order for me to fuck her does my dick have to be kosher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 how is it possible to own that many pornos, tangible and on the cumputer? i never understood this.. I remember having one damn tape to last me .. three fucking years. and seldom did i watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by Some1@Feb 18 2006, 06:37 PM So i was trying to hook up with a jewish girl last night... In order for me to fuck her does my dick have to be kosher? Quoted post . .. No. You just have to cut a hole in the sheet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 hahaha, great reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grc Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 i deleted my myspace account im over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by isor357@Feb 18 2006, 01:01 AM yeah, So i just got out of jail on bond. I only had a few friends before i got rolled. Anyhow my girl is gone.... i stopped at one of my few remaining friends apartments. Im sitting there drinking a 40 and a white van with all sorts of antenaes rolls up. Im immediatly suspicious. Its not a state plate but that dont mean shit. They knock on the door and we dont answer. 2 minutes later i learn that my dude is servin raw by the ounce. Additionally this is the suburbs. Im freaking out and bounce fast. I leave the cut and another white van drives by that very moment. I turn onto the road and another fucking white van the same type is right behind me. I dont know what to do 12oz. All my people are fuct. my girl is gone. What should i do. Any suggestions? Quoted post LEAVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by grc@Feb 18 2006, 02:37 PM i deleted my myspace account im over it Quoted post youll be back. they always come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grc Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 actually that was my 3rd time back i think im really over it this time, but you could be right.......maybe i will run back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 ashlee simpson is hot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 damn nerf stepped up the game this gun flashes light as it shoots the dart to charge it so that it glows in the dark. kind of cool if i was 10 http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detai...900941?v=glance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 the news is more entertainment than news. 30 second snippets that provide no real insight into what is really happening in the world. the lottery jackpot is super high, they were interviewing people going to the gas station to purchase tickets. all working class people, throwing their money away. sad, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Originally posted by hulk hogan@Feb 18 2006, 12:43 PM how is it possible to own that many pornos, tangible and on the cumputer? i never understood this.. I remember having one damn tape to last me .. three fucking years. and seldom did i watch. Quoted post they used to be her dads..but he died a few months ago ..killed himself with liquor.. dude was a hardcore fetishist..and brilliant architect..we had to go through his storage shed with my ex her mom and two close friends of the family.. i swear to whoever above i had never seen so many bdsm contraptions in my life.. but plans changed.. i'm chillins wit the ex sunday..kickin it with teh girl tonight.. on a side note/ today i worked through a temp agency.. i was sent to a foods factory i got to make and package i started work at 6 a.m and by 12 noon i had drunken about 17 of these and by 3:30 i topped off at 29 my heart feels like its going to implode.. also everythursday they aloww workers to buy a case of whatever beverage they are making that week for 2$.. amount limited only to what you can carry home.. as a temp worker these past three years i have made a variety of crap in factories.. let me share some of the crap i have had a hand in making...and possibly you have used..an item i have personally graced with my slacker skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 congrats on drinking 29 amps. how many cases you walk away with? did the same apply when you made baby wipes :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 that is just from the past year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 does this shit pay good? why would you want to sit around and make envelopes dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 fuck yea.. i stock up for my huge summer time yardsale.. but the best part about temp work.. is getting ahold of industrial sticker labels and marking utensils.. scoping out some hardcore ass box ink in a aerosol can right now.. i brought a nythin in the other day and plopped it on top and it works.. now i just gotta try and get them home its temp work.. most times its shit pay for around here.. 7 -10 and hour right now i'm hired on at a company that makes toilets.....for all of teh midwest.. but its slow as fuck so they laid me of until shit picks up wich would be april.. so have alot of fre time to make extra cash.. this year.. but the last two years sucked hardcore for me job wise later.. i gotta take a dump and wash some socks befor the girl gets hurr.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 "now when it comes to making bread i got keys to the bakery" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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