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Originally posted by ubejinxed@Mar 17 2005, 12:22 AM

i just want a bidet.

 

haha... when I was a kid those really wierded me out.

I knew what toilets and urinals were for.... but the hell is that thing?

 

 

or you can just go for a biffy!

http://www.biffy.com - the low rent bidet.

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mmmm... turkey legs....

 

"To eliminate the problem of the SEAT SLIDING, we provide "Anti-Side" fins for safety. This also prevents pinching."

 

What the hell? Are people buttering themselves up before they use the restroom? Hahah.

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Originally posted by gatita@Mar 17 2005, 01:13 AM

Are people buttering themselves up before they use the restroom? Hahah.

 

1 - fat people put butter on EVERYTHING!

2 - fat people are sweaty porkers

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^^^

:haha: :haha:

"For STABILITY, we designed a super wide base. To insure STURDINESS, we also added reinforcements into the base. Our toilets are tested to 2000 lb. To eliminate the problem of the SEAT SLIDING, we provide "Anti-Side" fins for safety. This also prevents pinching."

 

*tested to 2000lbs...WOW.

*Sliding...

*Pinching...teehee.

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i love how on sites like that fat john toilet seat and the biffy site they wont say explicitly what their product is, they just assume you know. like on the biffy site it doesnt say on the front page "the biffy shoots a jet of water on your anus and genitalia" it just says something about "complete hygene" or something.

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