casekonly Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 http://schools.4j.lane.edu/twinoaks/cartoon-cow-thumb.jpg'> oh, you've done it now. black jebus says you can bring a 40, but it's gonna be warm and nasty. he also said he's punishing you by making you smell like rancid kangaroo vagina for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ClueTwo Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/12oz/connections.jpg'> Mama, I'm Coming Home Times have changed and times are strange Here I come, but I ain't the same Mama, I'm coming home Times gone by seem to be You could have been a better friend to me Mama, I'm coming home Took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and found and turned around By the fire in your eyes You made me cry, told me lies, But I can't stand to say goodbye Mama, I'm coming home I could be right, I could be wrong Hurts so bad, it's been so long Mama, I'm coming home Selfish love yeah we're both alone The ride before a fall But I'm gonna take this heart of stone I just got to have it all I've seen your face a hundred times Everyday we've been apart I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 'Cause mama, mama, I'm coming home I'm coming home You took me in and you drove me out Yeah, you had me hypnotized Lost and found and turned around By the fire in your eyes I've seen your face a thousand times Everyday we've been apart I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 'Cause mama, mama, I'm coming home I'm coming home I'm coming home I'm coming home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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casekonly Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 instructions for the ladies click below and instead of saving, open so it can play, and read along as the music plays HERE now, ease back baby. let black jebus take control of the situation. black jebus is down on his kness for ya, darlin' http://www.musefinds.com/AnAfroKinStore/BlackFigurines/287PrayingJesus_TN.jpg'> black jebus just wants you to know that he can't get enough of your love, baby http://www.kyloui.ang.af.mil/artphoto/begging.jpg'> don't make black jebus beg. c'mon, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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casekonly Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 dear john the southern baptist. i have an alcohol substance abuse program meeting this week, but my friend wants me to go to florida for a week of binge drinking and sex with fat chicks. what do you think i should do? my friend and yours, bill Dear William, Your life is nothing more than a boiling cauldron of sin. You make an honest God fearing man such as myself cry a little inside. Your cohorts at AA need to reject their crutch of their liberal pandering, and accept our Lord Jesus into their lives. The drink is Satan's will, and he will have his way with you, and your Godless heathen support system. And William, a night of mindblowing sin with hefty women will not bring your dead mother back. Our Lord Jesus does smile upon your good will towards fat chicks, but you are a sinner that will burn in eternal hellfire nonetheless. I recommend a public declaration of your acceptance of Jesus, followed by a reckless act, preferably that ends with you dying. Also, try O'Doules. It's really not a bad alternative for a damned alchoholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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casekonly Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 it's time for (drum roll) FUN AND INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE VAGINA !!!!!!! (commentary provided by: casek) Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches. (neat!) Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet. (oh my gosh!) Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall. (haha) Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction. (they shoulda left it alone so tease could have sex) Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter. (another tease reference could be made) Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length. (my god! why?) Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet. (a place for the ashtray and multiple beers) Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference. (satan must exist) Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts. (if only she were a stripper...and a midget, that would be more interesting) Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man. (women always lie) Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions. (i can vouch for this, i was there) Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long. (don king?) *According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar. *According to the Hite Report, candles are the artificial device used more frequently by women when masturbating. (wax on, wax off) *The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs (what about people who wear contacts?) *Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.(no more excuses, ladies) *The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has. *A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.(no more excuses!) *It is ancient legend that Cleopatra of the Nile had 2 orgasms a day and manufactured her diaphragm our of cow dung.(no comment) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ASH.UGT Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 I know im breaking the rules but is anyone else watching Fight club on BBC2 at the moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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casekonly Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 Originally posted by ASH.UGT I know im breaking the rules but is anyone else watching Fight club on BBC2 at the moment? nah, i'm about to go take a shower and then drink, but first i have to dry my clothes...oh, yeah...and i don't live in the u.k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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