adderall Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 pilates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 I tried a yoga class once on a bet. I am not flexible...not even close. My legs are are so inflexible from cycling that the instructor had me kinda half assing everything to keep me from tearing shit. Every muscle in my body was sore the next day. I'm sure if I did it on the regular...it wouldn't be that bad, but shit...I've got enough shit going on without doing stretches for half an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Hip-hop kids aren't much cooler than men in capri pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll Hip-hop kids aren't much cooler than men in capri pants... I never said they were. I'm just saying that around me, the 'yoga uniform' is everwhere and annoying. Really... it's just such a freakin scene these days. I bet the real yogis are wearing old jogging pants and a t-shirt. Not colour matched microfibre trainers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR+DELUSION Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 my tattered lungs can't handle yoga anymore :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 your gay!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 the only yoga i have ever seen you do is with a beer can!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo that's not Viagra, it's tantric sex (but i'm sure Viagra will help the cause) Thats not tantric sex, its crystal meth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 ^ everyone is up one my tip these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 I eat wannabe-yogis for breakfast. Back during my roadtrip earlier this year, we were at a beach that had a substantial amount of girls in it, and everyone's in party mode. Well, out comes Putz McKenzieface with his little yoga mat and matching outfit and starts doing stuff in front of EVERYONE to show off what a deep and spiritual guy he is, and the clever poses he can hold due to sheer concentration and focus. So of course I went out and destroyed him with a variety of poses involving one hand to balance on, and another to drink beer with. Guy stayed for like 3 minutes and left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 swami mamerro.... how can I achieve harmonious balance of beer and soul? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro So of course I went out and destroyed him with a variety of poses involving one hand to balance on, and another to drink beer with. Guy stayed for like 3 minutes and left. ha-ha...awesome. I can damn near picture this. the only thing that would have made it better would have been mamerro in the lady bug suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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