Guest im not witty Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 anyone? been rocking it on the daily for about a month now. pretty hot shit. clears your head, and helps your body in a ton of ways.. or maybe its basically line dancing for gay hippies. whatever. i give it the thumbs up. and only because i havent made a thread in a while.... lets discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 i've heard that with serious commitment to flexibilty excercises you can suck on your own penis. i started getting into yoga, but once i found a girlfriend i didn't see the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 I don't do it, but I'm down with it. Here's what my new favorite site has to say about it: YOGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 [sarcasm] i love yoga! [/sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 haha, the drawings of the guy doing the sun salutes on that site are hilarious. for something thats supposed to help out your spine, that guy sure has some fucked up posture. tease, yoga loves you too, but it thinks you should see other people. you just arent satisfying it....you know. intimately. sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 I go to a class once a week. I used to run for exercise, but I am lazy and I like to watch The Simpsons with my dinner. Basically, you use your own weight for the exercises, and your sweat will drip like a leaky faucet. I find it more fun and way more affective than the gym since there is an instructor guiding you the whole time. It's like having a personal trainer. Sometimes the instructor does spit out cheesy spiritual stuff, but being sore for 2-3 days afterwards you know it's working.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 hmm. i rarely get sore afterwards. in fact i find that i can do other exercise type stuff like crunches and weight curls that would normally leave me sore and stiff, but the yoga prevents it. regardless, go healthy shit. *lights cigarette, cracks open beer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 is it ok to smoke cigarettes and do yoga? if so, im game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by Telo is it ok to smoke cigarettes and do yoga? if so, im game. that would bring the gayness rating down to about +4007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 3 times a week for about 2 months... It's made me super flexible, but hasn't helped my mood like other exercise does... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 This fool has some short legs http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/basicyoga/img/Step%206.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 stretchin and smokin. practically hand in hand. its all about the breathing so you might have trouble at first or something. but if anything yogas good for smokers. i dont know. hasnt stopped me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 I wanna be able to fuck 11 hours straight like Sting (the singer, not the wrestler). Sucking my own cock sounds pretty hype for those boring Friday nights, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Yoga is so 2002. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyeattoywar Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 palestine do you have aim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 yes, do I know you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toyeattoywar Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 yeah, dont you remember... okay not really. no. i promise i wont bite. hows that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy E Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X I wanna be able to fuck 11 hours straight like Sting (the singer, not the wrestler). thats karma sutra, not yoga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 My parents are hardcore into yoga. They have certificates from the mahareshi or whatever the hell they're called, they have their own setup in the living room. I've walked in on them doing it, meditation and scented candles (YES, it was yoga). Awk-ward...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by Easy E thats karma sutra, not yoga. That's not kama sutra, that's Viagra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll That's not kama sutra, that's Viagra. that's not Viagra, it's tantric sex (but i'm sure Viagra will help the cause) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy E Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo it's tantric sex (but i'm sure Viagra will help the cause) bah! i always get the two mixed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo it's tantric sex Now there's something they don't teach you in yoga class... I don't need to hump for 11 hours straight, but I'm curious about the spiritual mindset behind it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 sex is a workout in itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 BOO! Originally posted by im not witty or maybe its basically line dancing for gay hippies. exactly. I live in an area with many yoga studios and I swear it's now an esthetic decision people make. The yoga types are easier to spot than the hiphop kids. They all have capri pants, sneaker-slippers, yoga mats rolled on their backs..... and the 'alternative lifestyle' thing in full effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 witty, what the fuck. get some cam flicks of you yoga-ing, and i mean pronto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 yoga? pft. nah. i went boxing one time, well not boxing a person but hitting the boxing bag and that shit clears my mind. i also have an appointment for the acupuncturist to clear my mind. that and riding my fixed. nothing can beat the wind and just riding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graf muse Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Yoga and Sex I don't know about sucking your own dick, but it sure help me give head in some crazy positions. Yoga made me pretty flexible and able to hold a postion for a looooooooooong time. It certainly improved my sex life and kept me serene. I stopped doing it though. Sex is just so much funner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 muse that is sooo hottt... *shakes off images* anywho.. i did it for awhile in college when it was free... did wonders... no its too expensive...but id like to get into it again... lotus like whoah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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