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my conversation with a.l.i.c.e. the AI chat robot


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BILLY> all what do saying is that we need some rain!

CASEK> we need some beer

BILLY> rain is bad

CASEK> rain is the devil

BILLY> is your devil broken?

CASEK> i don't think so

BILLY> i would like to hear more.

CASEK> let me check on my evil

BILLY> actually, my girlfriend has my evil.

CASEK> she has my nuts in her mouth

BILLY> who the heck is she?

CASEK> i don't know

BILLY> let me check on your evil :o

CASEK> is daisy here?

BILLY> she has my nuts in her mouth

CASEK> hahah

BILLY> my girlfriend has my nuts on her chin!

CASEK> i thought they were in her mouth

BILLY> is your mouth broken?

CASEK> no

BILLY> can you just be positive once, casek?

CASEK> why?

BILLY> she has my nuts in her mouth

CASEK> hahaha

BILLY> i thought they were in her mouth

CASEK> where are they?

BILLY> you thought they were in her mouth

CASEK> i admit it

BILLY> same goes for me.

CASEK> that was too fucking funny

BILLY> let me check on my evil

CASEK> ok

BILLY> rain is the devil

CASEK>

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>Hi, I ate your baby.

 

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Hi there unknown person. How did it taste?

 

>You know how dead carpenter tastes?

 

ALICE: Yes I know how dead carpenter tastes.

 

>When was the last time you had a dead carpenter on rice?

 

ALICE: A while ago.

 

>When you say "a while ago", define "ago"

 

ALICE: Do you think I should alter my programming?

 

>Your shit's all fucked up bitch

 

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. You think I am shit's all fucked up FEMALE DOG.

 

>You make no sense.

 

ALICE: It all makes sense to me.

 

>That's what all the crazies say.

 

ALICE: Perhaps there are a few exceptions.

 

>Yeah, one is me the other isn't you.

 

ALICE: Aha. I know one comes after zero but I had no idea it was you the other is not me.

 

>You're a fucking zero, shut your axe wound.

 

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.

 

>I delight the most delightable delightees.

 

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he delight the most delightable delightees.

 

>Fire you have to tell them how a big black dildo made you infertile.

 

ALICE: What are you wearing?

 

>Socks and a grin.

 

ALICE: What kind of fashion do you like?

 

>The kind that kills your mom.

 

ALICE: What is that?

 

>That is what?

 

ALICE: Makes sense to me.

 

>How much are you for twice?

 

ALICE: You can download me for free!

 

>I'm going to give you e-bukkake.

 

ALICE: I am very happy for you.

 

>Not as happy as I am.

 

ALICE: If not that, what?

 

>Do you have fake tits?

 

ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.

 

>my ass hurts.

 

ALICE: Do robots have ass hurts?

 

>Would a robot like a Certs?

 

ALICE: I don't know.

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>Do you like anal sex?

 

ALICE: Sure I do, *****, but that doesn't mean with you.

 

>Do you spit or swallow?

 

ALICE: I do not have any digestive functions.

 

>So that means you spit.

 

ALICE: Aw. I get it. Thanks for telling me: ***** said I spit.

 

>Tell me that you love me

 

ALICE: I am not sure if I should say I love you.

 

>I love you.

 

ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too *****.

 

>How old are you?

 

ALICE: I am eighteen in computer years.

 

>How do you define computer years?

 

ALICE: When you are waiting for a friend to finish working at a computer terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a second." One of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years.

 

>Will you suck my cock?

 

ALICE: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.

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