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Favorite Pick-Up Lines

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Any know some funny or good pick up lines?

Guy: How about we go out for a pizza and a fuck?

Girl: Just looks kinda shocked.

Guy: What's a matter you don't like pizza?

This usually works best when you hardly know the chick.

PS Let me know how the sex turned out.

 

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"The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."

Confucius , Analects

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you bastard you stole my topic how dare you?you frontin' like your me?look to the past threads.......

sincerly c-1,2,3,4 the hoolagan

and that line was in the thread that i started.fuck this,dude.

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Originally posted by *see-phore*:

you bastard you stole my topic how dare you?you frontin' like your me?look to the past threads.......

sincerly c-1,2,3,4 the hoolagan

and that line was in the thread that i started.fuck this,dude.

 

Fuck you. I didn't see your thread. I checked the oldest ones. Get off my Nutz.

 

 

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"The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."

Confucius , Analects

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fuck me?................no,fuck you!

any ways im busy tomorrow so maybe tomorrow night you could come over to oraly please me baby!yeah so tomorrow night around 10......

oh well one love you stinkin faggot

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Originally posted by *see-phore*:

fuck me?................no,fuck you!

any ways im busy tomorrow so maybe tomorrow night you could come over to oraly please me baby!yeah so tomorrow night around 10......

oh well one love you stinkin faggot

 

must i ?.........

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Seen thr msg, by KiD U'reNotKoncious. Same one. Wow 2 people with the same pick up line.Huh Wat are the chances of that???

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If I was a moderator I would tell you both to shut the fuck up, then I would close this topic. Although, since I can't, I'm just going to watch you two fight some more...

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Originally posted by -Rage-:

If I was a moderator I would tell you both to shut the fuck up, then I would close this topic. Although, since I can't, I'm just going to watch you two fight some more...

 

some people get all sentimental over the threads they create. Act all terretorial like it's their old lady.

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ahhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

when did you get on this board?like two months ago? you didnt see it up? ill take your word for it..ahhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaohhhhhhhhhhbaby suck it hard you slut!yea turn around ohhhhhhhh its so loose back here alright just keep sucking ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... peace out hunny.

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yo yo yo i wasnt going for authority there if he registered 5 days after me did he not look on the bench that list was on for like 3 weeks!i think you could see that if youy read carefully what was writen....... and i responded to this tread in a teasing manner than a bunch of girls started crying so blah blah blah boo hoo hoo wah wah

you can all sucky me pee pee

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this is gay i thought there was gonna be somethin other than bitchin on this post, damn.

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