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Any know some funny or good pick up lines?

Guy: How about we go out for a pizza and a fuck?

Girl: Just looks kinda shocked.

Guy: What's a matter you don't like pizza?

This usually works best when you hardly know the chick.

PS Let me know how the sex turned out.

 

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"The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."

Confucius , Analects

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Originally posted by *see-phore*:

you bastard you stole my topic how dare you?you frontin' like your me?look to the past threads.......

sincerly c-1,2,3,4 the hoolagan

and that line was in the thread that i started.fuck this,dude.

 

Fuck you. I didn't see your thread. I checked the oldest ones. Get off my Nutz.

 

 

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"The great man is sparing in words and prodigal in deeds."

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Originally posted by -Rage-:

If I was a moderator I would tell you both to shut the fuck up, then I would close this topic. Although, since I can't, I'm just going to watch you two fight some more...

 

some people get all sentimental over the threads they create. Act all terretorial like it's their old lady.

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ahhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

when did you get on this board?like two months ago? you didnt see it up? ill take your word for it..ahhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaohhhhhhhhhhbaby suck it hard you slut!yea turn around ohhhhhhhh its so loose back here alright just keep sucking ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... peace out hunny.

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yo yo yo i wasnt going for authority there if he registered 5 days after me did he not look on the bench that list was on for like 3 weeks!i think you could see that if youy read carefully what was writen....... and i responded to this tread in a teasing manner than a bunch of girls started crying so blah blah blah boo hoo hoo wah wah

you can all sucky me pee pee

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