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Cheers Everybody...

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What's everyone's favorite toast.

One me and my boys use...

 

Here’s To Beers, Steers & Auctioneer’s.

May Virgins Vanish,

May Prostitutes Prosper,

May FUCK Become A Household Name.

Here’s To You

Here’s To Me

Shall We Never Come To Disagree

And if We Shall

Then FUCK You

& Here’s To ME!!

 

:krunk:

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dude, that toast is way too long...

speaking of long and annoying toasts and the like, i had this friend that would always try to do this thing where you click glasses on the top then the bottom then the top again, and after a few times i told her if she ever did it again i'd empty my beer on her... that night she ended up with two beers dumped in her lap... she never tried again...

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I win.

 

Here's to the heat,

not to the heat that ignites and burns down shanties,

but to the heat that excites and brings down panties!

 

Woooo! :chug: :chug: :chug:

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Re: I win.

 

Originally posted by effyoo

Here's to the heat,

not to the heat that ignites and burns down shanties,

but to the heat that excites and brings down panties!

 

Woooo! :chug: :chug: :chug:

 

Wonk Saggin

Word we use that one too.

 

You Can Tune A Car

But You Cant Tune A Fish...

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dang, this thread made me wish my friends and i had a set "taost" that we always do.

 

Ours is just "clinky clinky" hell sometimes we're too drunk to even manage that.

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