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The Bathtub Napper

The World According To George W. Bush

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These are actual quotes from our president himself:

 

"Verbosity leads to unclear & inarticulate things"

 

"One of the greatest things about books is that sometimes there are some fantastic pictures"

 

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls"

 

"I know that the human and the fish can co-exist peacefully"

 

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children"

 

"Well I think that if you're going to do something, and you don't do it, that's trustworthiness"

 

"We have a firm commitment to NATO: We are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe: We are a part of Europe"

 

"I articulate what I believe, therefore I believe what I believe"

 

"If the East Timorians decide to revolt, I'm sure I'll have a statment"

 

"Welcome to Mrs Bush and my fellow astronauts"

 

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside of the country"

 

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system"

 

"It isn't pollution that's harming the enviroment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing that"

 

"Nigeria is an important continent"

 

"I think we all agree, the past is over"

 

"I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity"

 

"Make the pie higher"

 

"Vulcanize Society"

 

 

 

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...OH MY GOD DEJA VU!...seriously this is like 2yrs old...ya kids gotta stay up on your internet humor! must admit it makes me chuckle each time though...r

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Guest dukeofyork

at least you can rest assured he isnt trying to pull the fleece over your eyes...

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Guest drewWrite

i fucking HATE george W. i hope he and all the republican fucks die. too many people on this planet, may as well eliminate all the heartless cunts...

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Guest dukeofyork

oh now that makes you the bleeding heart liberal now doesnt it?

holy shit talk about the kettle calling the pot black..

give it a rest drew...

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Guest drewWrite
Originally posted by dukeofyork:

oh now that makes you the bleeding heart liberal now doesnt it?

holy shit talk about the kettle calling the pot black..

give it a rest drew...

 

hey fuck you, that asshole is doing some irreversible damage to humanity and the planet. i didn't wanna go off and type two pages of how fucked up he is, i was just sharing my feelings. the guy was just consulting the pope, that's extremely fucked up...

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george doudle-u bush is the biggest fukin retard ever to step foot in the white house.

actually whatch him speak ...its like hes really thinking about the movie of pigs fuking he watched the night before....i mean really he has alternative motives he always has that smerk too... im scared of whats gonna come of his actions???????????????????

 

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Originally posted by neahs_number:

george doudle-u bush is the biggest fukin retard ever to step foot in the white house.

actually whatch him speak ...its like hes really thinking about the movie of pigs fuking he watched the night before....i mean really he has alternative motives he always has that smerk too... im scared of whats gonna come of his actions???????????????????

 

 

 

ha! i think he's funny...do you think he's only actin to be stupid?

 

 

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Guest dukeofyork

at this point, there isnt a whole lot that can be done to change what was done earlier in the 1900's...its funny that people think that these problems just all of a sudden occur...

environmental problems take YEARS in the making..

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dude, i saw the same list and it was supposedly by quale, did you hear him say any of these things? didn't think so, he's pretty dumb tho..

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Originally posted by dukeofyork:

at this point, there isnt a whole lot that can be done to change what was done earlier in the 1900's...its funny that people think that these problems just all of a sudden occur...

environmental problems take YEARS in the making..

 

early 1900's? what was being put into the air then and what was being taken from the planet don't stand anywhere near the more than 200 million americans whoselives revolve around automobiles, and around an economy that's built on consumerism, factories, and garbage. The past twenty years, especially the last ten, have been worse for the planet than the hundred years before that, idiot. Quit whining about how poor dubya is being unfairly attacked. It's only sure to get worse under his oil-happy-hard on reign.

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Originally posted by dukeofyork:

at this point, there isnt a whole lot that can be done to change what was done earlier in the 1900's...its funny that people think that these problems just all of a sudden occur...

environmental problems take YEARS in the making..

 

can't bitch about the past, but you can bitch about people in the present not doing something about a serious problem like george W and the environment

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