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vinyl junkie

house guests...

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i check my cellphone after class today and discover i missed 5 calls from the person who's staying on my couch for a few days... there's 5 messages...

 

message #1: "hi, um, you're dog got out and i can't find her... i'm looking really hard... bye..."

 

message #2: "hi, i found your dog but her neck's bleeding! i don't know what to do!"

 

message #3: "hi! it wasn't blood it was paint! ok, bye..."

 

message #4: "it's not paint, it's mud... but her foot really is bleeding!"

 

message #5: "sorry, it's just more mud... bye..."

 

ugh... at least i get to borrow her car when she leaves...

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Originally posted by dELiSs

FIRST!!!

 

don't push it now, unless you want to play 'Speeding Ticket' (You can be the cop if you want too!.. or maybe we'll take turns.)

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ask her how stupid she feels for calling u 5 times over stupid shit:rolleyes:

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hahahahahahahahaha...as i was reading the messages the person sent u i was like.."aaw shit..oohok..aaaw shit...o ok....aaw fuck...oo coo..aaw sh..oo ok..."

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

well we just found out she was selling pot outta here too... she's no longer staying here...

 

way to go swif, ya jinxed it... ;)

 

 

So I can't start a meth lab in your bathroom then huh?

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Guest Trousersnake

Just a liitle warning for everybody to not let me stay at your house unless your are willing to put up with a ugly fat smelly fight picking son of a bitch.I one of those guys that you let stay for a week or so and it ends up being a few months.But if you need a shoulder to cry on Iam always there..

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Guest krie
Originally posted by vinyl junkie

i just hate stoners...

 

agreed

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I would want to live with the dancing banana guy. Mr. Banana. Entertainment and if you get hungry you can eat him.

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Guest sneak

at least she called...and found your dog.

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