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Guest ilikeskulls.

for any fans of blood for blood...or even if not..still a funny read.

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http://www.whitetrashrob.com/ten.htmTop Ten Lists

 

Top Ten Stupid, Inexplicable, Insane Things Rob Has Done While "Under The Influence":

 

 

 

 

 

 

Top Ten Stupid, Inexplicable, Insane Things Rob Has Done While "Under The Influence":

[10.] Searching for a glass of water in the dark, he accidentally drank

his younger brother's "Sea Monkeys".

[9.] After waking up face down on his bedroom floor one morning, he

discovered that someone (possibly himself) had scrawled "CALL ME ISHMAEL!"

on his bedroom wall in Heinz Green Ketchup. This mystery remains unsolved.

[8.] For comic effect, he once on a dare "made out" with his unwilling

buddy Big Eric on camera (this not only makes Rob a drunk but a whore

and possibly a little fruity).

[7.] After being pepper sprayed by BPD, he stumbled into an alley to

take a piss (not realizing his hands were covered with the offensive

substance) and effectively "pepper sprayed" his pecker. This lapse in

judgement resulted in painful urination for about 2 days.

[6.] In Costa Mesa CA, after consuming a truly heroic amount of beer,

tequila, and "other" substances, he ran naked through a large bonfire,

which had been built by a couple of newlyweds on the beach to celebrate

their union. Personal injury to Rob remains classified but he did stick

around after the incident long enough to drink the newlywed's beer.

He remained naked through out this episode much to his band mates'

chagrin and much to the horror of the newlyweds.

[5.] After drinking 12 or so beers at the Rat, he crashed his ex-girlfriend's

car into a carload of yuppies. He then fled the scene unaware that sitting

behind him in traffic was an undercover State Police Officer watching the

events unfolding. Rob was apprehended after a merry 40-minute chase at the

Mass Turnpike tolls where he was intercepted by about 5 State Police cruisers.

Rob has never had a driver's license. There is no humor in this anecdote.

[4.] To amuse a few drinking buddies, Rob once donned a large, flamboyant,

spangled Elvis Presley circa- 1970 Las Vegas costume that he had found in

his friend's closet (???). This costume inexplicably included a woolen hat

that looked like a sheep's head (with big floppy ears). After midnight and

about 16 beers, he left the shindig and headed back to his apartment in the

Charlestown projects. After being accosted and chased for a few blocks by

some local hooligans with knives, Rob realized he was still wearing the Elvis

costume and the woolen sheep's hat (with big floppy ears). The rest of the

trip home was an exciting "Judgment Night"-esque romp through the projects with

the goal being to not get stabbed.

[3.] After a night of heavy boozing, he once woke to find over forty of those

orange traffic cones and one of those big orange barrels with the blinking

yellow light in his bedroom. The acrid stench of rubber and road tar was enough

to choke a Billy goat. This mystery also remains unsolved.

[2.] One frigid February morning (about 3 a.m. or so), he stole his roommate's

car and drove to Store 24 for a pack of butts. Only after purchasing the cigarettes

and inquiring why the clerk and the 1 or 2 other customers in the store

were laughing hysterically, did Rob realize he was clad only in a pair of Fruit

Of The Loom boxer shorts (with a gaping bird hole).

[1.] In front of a large audience at a keg party at his old apartment, Rob once licked

his dog's balls. Actually "licked" doesn't really cover it. "Licked" is too

polite sounding. Let's lay the cards on the table….Rob tongued his dog's balls.

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Guest ilikeskulls.

they're assholes...i like some of there stuff but that stuff is hilarious regardless.

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me and that guy got fushnickered together on sunday. shit was rad. he is as crazy as that shit says he is, trust me.

 

and blood for blood fucking rocks. where else will you hear lines such as "fuckin your pussy, was like fuckin the wound from a shotgun blast, WITH gangreen!"

 

marvelous.

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Guest spectr

blood for blood rocks i used to go see them at the rat all the time, and dam that is some funny shit, but sea monkeys rock to i want to get me some sea monkeys and then teach them to attack on command so i will have a army of killer sea monkeys to do my bidding....

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hahah b4b kicks ass, to bad i dont get to see them this weekend... i chose uk subs and the undead over them

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Guest spectr

where is blood for blood playing this weekend????

dam i havent seen them since before the rat closed

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san antonio texas.. im not sure where the show is actually i just know its going on the same night as uk subs and the undead

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Guest angry xbox

they came round with most precious blood and SOIA last weekend in the you know where *atx* but i went to this hiphop party down the road instead and got bent

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Guest socrates

It doesn't matter about the music or the people it matters about if they like to get fucked up.

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Guest sneak

fuck me that guy sounds like the easiest person to fuck with when hes drunk...

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October 5th

The Loft Poughkeepsie NY

Blood for Blood

Most Precious Blood

 

Doors at 4:30

 

ill be there for MPB.

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Guest angry xbox
Originally posted by Glik0

October 5th

The Loft Poughkeepsie NY

Blood for Blood

Most Precious Blood

 

Doors at 4:30

 

ill be there for MPB.

 

hey asshole

 

sick of it all will be theere too.

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never heard b4b but i'll make sure to. this rob character sounds nuts, which in my opinion is great!!!

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