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CHURCH CHAT WITH ALLAH

 

You have just entered room "Christian Singles 1."

kimdongshin4: you should listen

SealabMurphy: No I shouldn't.

kimdongshin4: dude your all wrong

SealabMurphy: Your not a Christian if you force people to listen to you.

driftitoe: HEY EVERYONE...SEALAB EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS........YOU CAN TELL BY HIS OVERSIZED, UGLY HEAD, AND SMALL PENIS...

CaptainTrips101: wow drift, im convinced

driftitoe: the bible doesnt say THAT

SealabMurphy: Yes it does.

kimdongshin4: well idcrather trust the bible than you

NateDawg144: the bible says alot of stuff

driftitoe: THOU SHALT NOT FORCE OTHERS TO LISTEN TO YOU

SealabMurphy: Jesus never forced anybody to become christian did he?

ALLAH KILLAH: THE BIBLE IS GAY

ALLAH KILLAH: FUCK THE BIBLE

driftitoe: show me where

SealabMurphy: Did he kimdong?

driftitoe: ur a fuckin ragheaded terorist, go away

kimdongshin4: he didnt force them

SealabMurphy: No.

JohnLow316: I forgive you ALLah

SealabMurphy: He never exsisted either.

ALLAH KILLAH: THE BIBLE SAYS IN EZEQIAL 2:43 THAT YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS

kimdongshin4: your just like my friends its sad

bingist: just like the civil war its fictional

NateDawg144: no

SealabMurphy: Wow, guess what kimdong I don't care?

onebrightstar033: hey everyone, this is so "7th heaven" lol

SealabMurphy: Your friends are Athiest probably, they live sad lives.

NateDawg144: youre friends must be bright

ALLAH KILLAH: "IN JOHN LUKE PICARD 34:98 IT SAYS CHRISTIANS ARE FAGGOTS" THOSE ARE THE BIBLES WORDS NOT MINE

CaptainTrips101: we have seen matter come from nothing, and given infinite many such chances of this matter coming from nothing

JohnLow316: Know Im Me

CaptainTrips101: we would have ot result from some

driftitoe: HEY Allah, go shove a nuke up your ass and go home to your fucked up mid east and show them how powerful Allah is...........

bingist: well if the bible is fictional i guess the civil war was as well

CaptainTrips101: wow, clever driftitoe; comical genius

driftitoe: hahahahhaa

kimdongshin4: no your not

NateDawg144: lol

SealabMurphy: Really bingist.

SealabMurphy: Christians are so stupid that they think if a womans face is imprinted on their screen door or something that looks like a women then its a miracle.

ALLAH KILLAH: JESUS SAID AND I QUOTE, "FUCK THAT GUY"

JohnLow316: Its funny If I had a gun to your head. I bet you would call god for hep!!!

SealabMurphy: Not really.

driftitoe: HEY EVERYONE...SEALAB EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS........YOU CAN TELL BY HIS OVERSIZED, UGLY HEAD, AND SMALL PENIS...

JohnLow316: ok

SealabMurphy: There is no God.

onebrightstar033: why cant people just respect the fact that yes, everyone is different and people do have the option of being whatever they want to. whether its catholic, christian, or whatever?

bingist: no the bible was written by first hand eye witness testamony

kimdongshin4: my friend is sikh and he believes weird things like you do sealab

NateDawg144: how or why would god help if he did exist

bingist: people who actually saw it

driftitoe: never gonna happen, brightstar

SealabMurphy: Bingist, how can you prove this?

ALLAH KILLAH: IN KING JOHNS BIBLE "FUCK THE MAN YOU CALL THE CHRISTIAN, 98:34"

JohnLow316: You dont mean that, you know and I know . your fake

onebrightstar033: but why make an adding factor to it?

bingist: well lets do you beileve there was a roman empire

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driftitoe: how can you prove u dont have a small penis, sealab? we cant see it?

SealabMurphy: Yes there was.

bingist: why is that

SealabMurphy: Their remains stay on earth.

SealabMurphy: Their buildings still stand crumbled.

bingist: oh ok

BigSwigMedina: anyone in here like Yu-Gi-Oh?

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ALLAH KILLAH: HAHA

kimdongshin4: yes

themonster108 has entered the room.

ALLAH KILLAH: FUCK YUGIOH

bingist: so there were roman scholars then right

SealabMurphy: Do you know where I could find a kidney of jesus?

ALLAH KILLAH: IT SAYS IN SEGA GENISIS, "FUCK YU GI OH" 34:39

SealabMurphy: There were roman scholars.

BigSwigMedina: no fuck you

SealabMurphy: Their documents still exsist.

kimdongshin4: so sealab your telling me you base the entire exsistence of mankind on what scholars and pyshics say

onebrightstar033: just out of curiousity what is everyones religious backround in this room?

SealabMurphy: I have no religion.

GEO2STORM1: I'm Full Gospel

JohnLow316: Allah Killah, thats a nice name allah is all about peace

themonster108: I'm a member of the church of piracy on the high seas

kimdongshin4: yea and your not christian either

SealabMurphy: I believe when you die your mental electricity is released and you sit in an unconcious reality with everbody else who died.

ALLAH KILLAH: KING JAMES"FUCK YOU HUMANS" 38:09

kimdongshin4: hey sealab do you label yourself being christian

SealabMurphy: Nope.

GEO2STORM1: 34 m

SealabMurphy: No.

SealabMurphy: I started studying christianity deeper.

SealabMurphy: You know what happened then?

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kimdongshin4: have you accepted christ

SealabMurphy: I found out that the bible is half fake.

SealabMurphy: Most of them are meanial guesses.

SealabMurphy: Thats Mathew Mark Luke and John

ALLAH KILLAH: "WUTANG CLAN AINT NUTTIN TO FUCK WIT" KING JAMES BIBLE 76:34

SealabMurphy: All who have been diagnosed with various illusional mental illnesses.

SealabMurphy: I was told by the head of the religious board at the Houston Community Colledge

ALLAH KILLAH: HAHAH HOUSTON COMMUNITY COLLEGE?!

bingist: well then the life of jesus was recorded by four men who halusinated the same thing thats funny

ALLAH KILLAH: COMMUNITY COLLEGE?1 ONLY FUCKING RETARDS GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE

SealabMurphy: They were all friends bingist.

SealabMurphy: Also, if you have even read the four books he was portrayed WAY differently through each one.

bingist: so no haulsinates the same thing

SealabMurphy: They didn't.

bingist: no he wasn't he was portrayed as God in each

SealabMurphy: They hallucinated totally differently.

Nadmonkey24: hey i'm no retard

Nadmonkey24: lol

SealabMurphy: No he isn't bingist.

SealabMurphy: You haven't even read the bible, it's obvious now.

ALLAH KILLAH: "FUCK THE WORLD DONT ASK ME FOR SHIT, CAUSE EVERY THING YA GET YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD FOR IT" LUKE 23:34

ealabMurphy: Wow, you should also know that the end of each book was completed by people who they preached to.

AI Moon8: and jesus said "forgive them father, for they know not what they do"

Azelma11: hey all

kimdongshin4: im just saying you seem pretty knowledable about the bible

kimdongshin4: and yet you learned nothing from it

SSJ Shorts 1: wow you all realy know a lot about the bible, im a idiot when it comes to that

SealabMurphy: There is nothing to learn from it.

ALLAH KILLAH: JESUS SAID AND I QUOTE, "FUCK YOU DAD"

bingist: well then i dont believe in the civil war cause thoes eye witnesses haulsinated it

SealabMurphy: You could learn how to spell you know.

kimdongshin4: you can learn how to nae jaji parrara

SealabMurphy: See, this proves that all christians are ignorant and reckless.

ALLAH KILLAH: GOD TOLD JESUS THAT HE COULD SMOKE WEED

ALLAH KILLAH: AND JESUS JACKED OFF AT ONCE

NateDawg144: holy shit

SealabMurphy: You and bingist have proved my point kimdong.

ALLAH KILLAH: EZEQIUL 34:212

kimdongshin4: your ignorant and reckless

SealabMurphy: HAHAHAHA

kimdongshin4: your stupid

AI Moon8: love one another

NateDawg144: hell*

AI Moon8: for love is of God

SSJ Shorts 1: lol

SealabMurphy: Not you bingist, kimdong.

kimdongshin4: i believe what is true

AI Moon8: he who loves is born of God

AI Moon8: and knows God

bingist: you have no proof and no sources

SealabMurphy: Yes I do bingist.

Bingist: i'm a christian not a catholic man

NateDawg144: yatta

SealabMurphy: Wow bingist you must be smuuurt!

kimdongshin4: you believe 4 guys

bingist: and i have yet to hear you quote any written sources

ALLAH KILLAH: "AND GOD TOUCHED JESUS WITH HIS MIGHTY HAND" LUKE, 23:23

bingist: no i'm not a ctholic i'm a christian

SealabMurphy: No you can't just be Christian.

AI Moon8: muslims believe in a similar God

bingist: just like paul in the bible was a christian not a catholic

AI Moon8: they even have the old test.

SealabMurphy: Can someone explain to bingist how christianity works?

AI Moon8: are they christian?

bingist: not necessasarily

kimdongshin4: not entirely true

ALLAH KILLAH: "JESUS TOLD HIS FATHER, "FATHER, IM GAY," AT ONCE GOD PERSECUTED THE JEWS AND CRUCIFIED HIS ONLY SON" NEW TESTAMENT 98:23

kimdongshin4: NO

SealabMurphy: Jesus you people are stupid.

SealabMurphy: I can't even argue with you all properly.

kimdongshin4: accepting christ makes you a christian

bingist: no what you believe makes you a christian

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ALLAH KILLAH: "FUCK THAT SHIT" GOD HIMSELF 23:30

bingist: where does it preach that in the bible

ALLAH KILLAH: KING JAMES

ALLAH KILLAH: 23:30

SealabMurphy: Nowhere because Christianity wasn't established when the bible was made.

kimdongshin4: he doesnt believe the bible

Teknon Elpis: what's this? Is there a KJV only-ist in the room?

EliTeHiTmAn: Who is the Bible really meant for? Who was it written for?

EliTeHiTmAn: Answer that one

SealabMurphy: Catholics.

EliTeHiTmAn: Christians

ALLAH KILLAH: "EVERY BODY, EVERYBODY GET YOUR, EREH EREH ROLL ON" ST PAUL 28:20

kimdongshin4: no ass

DBXSoundworkz: EVERY ONE ELITE

SealabMurphy: OMG

SealabMurphy: You are a moron!

DBXSoundworkz: UR SUCH A DIK MAN,,,,DAT AINT TRUE

SealabMurphy: M-O-R-O-N

DBXSoundworkz: FUK THAT

ALLAH KILLAH: "WHY SHE DIDNT GIVE ME THE CAT, SHE GOT IT FROM HER MAMA" KING JAMES 23:21

DBXSoundworkz: BULLSHIT

SealabMurphy: There was none.

JohnLow316: Allah is trying to make friends with me:-D

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EliTeHiTmAn: That last prophet wrote a book

SealabMurphy: But for christians it was supposed to be John.

ALLAH KILLAH: "HOW YOU GONNA TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE" OLD TESTAMENT 23:78

EliTeHiTmAn: That book is called the Holy Koran

JohnLow316: :-)

ALLAH KILLAH: WORD TO KIMMY

JohnLow316 has left the room.

EliTeHiTmAn: For the Muslims

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DBXSoundworkz: MOHOMED IS A FUCKIN JOKE

ALLAH KILLAH: PEACE BE UPON HIM, THE HONORABLE PROPHET MOHAMMED

DBXSoundworkz: IM GONNA WORSHIP A MAN

DBXSoundworkz: LOL

DBXSoundworkz: HOW FUKED

ALLAH KILLAH: WE DONT WORSHIP A MAN

ALLAH KILLAH: IGNORANT

ALLAH KILLAH: WE WORSHIP GOD

DBXSoundworkz: SHIT WIPE

SealabMurphy: Wow, looks like the christians gave up.

EliTeHiTmAn: What head is above Woman?

DBXSoundworkz: WHO YO GOD?

Teknon Elpis: DBX--seriously.. we Chrisitnas are closer to worhipping a man, since we do worhsip Jesus

Teknon Elpis: fully man and fully God

ALLAH KILLAH: APPARENTLY YOUR NOT INTELLIGENT TO UNDERSTAND THE WORD PROPHET

DBXSoundworkz: YO GOD A JOKE AS WELL

bratgurl61030 has left the room.

SealabMurphy: DBX, the mud?

ALLAH KILLAH: ALLAH IS YOUR GOD TOO FUCKFACE

DBXSoundworkz: IM A HELL OF A LOT SMARTER DEN U

bingist: no i explained the bible to you but you didn't read my explination

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ALLAH KILLAH: YOUR PLAYING YOURSELF

EliTeHiTmAn has left the room.

SealabMurphy: You were wrong, and I did read it bingist.

DBXSoundworkz: MESSED IN DA HEAD

nachos22388 has entered the room.

ALLAH KILLAH: YOU SOUND SMART

bingist: how am i wrong

DBXSoundworkz: LIKE U?

nachos22388: JEBUS RULES

ALLAH KILLAH: "YALL NIGGAS AINT NO KILLAHS" EZEQUIAL 34:76

DBXSoundworkz: JESUS IS THE ONLY SAVIOR

DBXSoundworkz: THE ONLY GOD

bingist: you still havn't proved me wrong once

SealabMurphy: Yes I have.

GEO2STORM1 has left the room.

DBXSoundworkz: THE ONLY ANYBODY WHO CAN SAVE ANYBODY

nachos22388: MARILYN MANSON IS GOD

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XMil0x (1:27:40 AM): so its like,..

XMil0x (1:27:48 AM): i bone this chick...

XMil0x (1:28:07 AM): and she's like the best fuck i've had in century's...

XMil0x (1:28:31 AM): and then all of a sudden...

XMil0x (1:28:42 AM): BBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XMil0x (1:29:34 AM): the fuckin bed falls through the second story floor and lands on the first story floor...

XMil0x (1:30:11 AM): i'm like still gettin my groove on,..

XMil0x (1:30:59 AM): and the bitch starts freakin out about her house, and how her parents are gonna trip and this shit...

XMil0x (1:31:38 AM): so she puts a halt on the whole situation, and goes and calls her dad of all the fuckin people...

XMil0x (1:31:53 AM): and tells him exactly what happended...

XMil0x (1:33:27 AM): so he asks if we were using protection,... well, i'm not gonna fuckin tell him that i've been straight bustin loads in his daughter for the last 2 weeks,

XMil0x (1:33:57 AM): so i tell her to tell him that she's on birth control..

XMil0x (1:34:15 AM): and he's like. "well, as long as i dont have to deal with any more grandchildren!!!"

XMil0x (1:34:44 AM): as far as the house, he hasn't said anything since...

XMil0x (1:35:28 AM): so the moral of the story is, always use birth control, and never get your groove on above sea level!!!!.

XMil0x (1:35:45 AM): thank you, and have a great evening

XMil0x (1:36:06 AM): if you drink, ... dont drive.

and if you drive,... dont drink.

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12:43 pm

TueThree: putting qoutes such as " gwenny was all over my cock when i was watching the 1997 video music awards"

luis97: ayi ayi ayi ayi ayi

TueThree: dude

TueThree: my nuts burn

TueThree: i went to a nude beach yesterday

TueThree: and there burnt

luis97: hahahah did u spill the tangy tomato sauce on em

uis97: well have u ever put alcohol on your nuts?

TueThree: nah

luis97: it makes em shrink and feel funny

luis97: i need food or imma pass out

TueThree: dude im beating my fucking meat so stop iming me

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Ok.... so I've been trying to think up a funny aim pranking idea for quite some time now with no success. Well after many many hours of thinking and failed attempts, I have come up with the ULTIMATE idea! I call it Bubbles the monkey!

 

Check it out!

 

Prank no. 1

For this prank I went into one of those AIM chat rooms with a bunch of horney guys looking for some "girls" to cyber or whatever.

I messaged this one guy...

*note* Thanks to boogie for the Dee bit... sorry I used it but I was out of ideas and it's quite possibly the best way to end a prank!!

 

dbnephew21: hu asl

true6x: 18/f/FL

dbnephew21: kool

true6x: what's your asl again?

dbnephew21: 16/m/missouri...i am 5'7, 130 lbs, have dirty blond hair and turqoise eyes and am a lifegaurd

true6x: cool I like swimming

dbnephew21: ;-)

true6x: you got a pic?

true6x: :-)

dbnephew21: no lost it in a house fire

true6x: oh I sorry

true6x: Wanna see mine?

dbnephew21: ok

true6x wants to directly connect.

dbnephew21 declines request; no connection was made.

true6x wants to directly connect.

dbnephew21: sorry

dbnephew21 is now directly connected.

true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey1.jpg'>

true6x: what do you think?

dbnephew21: damn ur hott

dbnephew21: lol

true6x: thanx

true6x: I'm a little different... I'm glad your accecpting

true6x: hey wait a minute... I think I

true6x: know you

dbnephew21: o really

true6x: do you by any chance know Dee?!

dbnephew21: no

true6x: you sure you dont know dee?

dbnephew21: yeah

true6x: so you dont know dee?????

true6x: DEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ NNNNUUUUUTTTTZZZZ!!!!

dbnephew21: i dont know

dbnephew21: ok

true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey1.jpg'> SUCKA

true6x: I"LL BE WATCHING YOU!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Prank no. 2

same setup

 

true6x: hey baby

ghettoplayer48: yo

ghettoplayer48: asl

true6x: asl

true6x: 19/f/FL

ghettoplayer48: 20/m/nyc

ghettoplayer48: u got ne pics

true6x: yeah... how about you

ghettoplayer48: na

ghettoplayer48: can i see them

true6x: first.. describe yourself

ghettoplayer48: ive got brown hair brown eyes and ive got a huge dick

true6x: I got a really hot pic.... but you gotta work for it

ghettoplayer48: wut do i have to do

true6x: make me HOTT!!

ghettoplayer48: ok

true6x: come on baby

true6x: I like it RAW

 

ghettoplayer48: do u have a dildo

true6x: oh yes a big black rubber cock

ghettoplayer48: start sucking on it

ghettoplayer48: then put it in your pussy

true6x: I call him Leroy

true6x: oh yes

ghettoplayer48: now pretend that someone is liking your huge tits and feeling your fine ass

true6x: OH YES!!! I think I'm ready to send you my pic... but first take off your pants

ghettoplayer48: allready done

true6x: ok hold your unit and get ready!!

ghettoplayer48: k

true6x wants to directly connect.

ghettoplayer48 is now directly connected.

true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey1.jpg'> OH YES!! do I turn you on!?

ghettoplayer48: no

true6x: dont judge me!

ghettoplayer48: do u have a real pic

true6x: this is my realy pic!

ghettoplayer48: no it isnt

true6x: wait a minute!!! I think I've met you before!!!!

true6x: do you know D?

ghettoplayer48: no

true6x: you dont know dee?

ghettoplayer48: no

true6x: are you sure cause I'm pretty sure you know Dee!

ghettoplayer48: no i dont

true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey2.jpg'> DEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ NNNNUUUUTTTTTTZZZZ!!!!

true6x: I'll see you tonight

ghettoplayer48: i knew you were gonna say that

ghettoplayer48: no u wont

true6x: I'm already in the house

true6x: waiting

true6x: for you to sleep

true6x: goodbye

ghettoplayer48 direct connection is closed.

 

I got another that I will post later...

again thanks to boogie for the deez nutz bit.

 

later

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Not a very good one...

SETUP: AIM computer chatroom... asked for photoshop help, so I instant messaged him...

 

true6x: hey you need photoshop help

Ru FFRy Da Z 760: yes

true6x: I've been using it for about 3 years and am pretty good

Ru FFRy Da Z 760: oh, i want to make a site, and i want to make a frontppage logo type thing

Ru FFRy Da Z 760: but i have no clue how to do it

true6x: I see

true6x: I have a really good text sample page if you wanna check it out

Ru FFRy Da Z 760: alright

true6x: ok

true6x wants to directly connect.

Ru FFRy Da Z 760 is now directly connected.

true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey2.jpg'>

true6x: what do you think?

Ru FFRy Da Z 760: what is that

true6x: oops wrong pic

true6x: sorry

Ru FFRy Da Z 760: lol

Ru FFRy Da Z 760: ok

true6x: that just my friend

true6x: ;-)

true6x: he sleeps with me... n/m

Ru FFRy Da Z 760: so u dont know how to use it right

true6x: wait

true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey1.jpg'>

true6x: there that's the one

Ru FFRy Da Z 760: ok

true6x: cool fonts huh?

Ru FFRy Da Z 760 direct connection is closed

 

 

:eek:

 

btw... if you want me to use my "Bubbles" technique on anyone inpaticular let me know!

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

The saga continues... who knows where it ends...

 

supachicasassy: hey

 

Mamerroid: hi

Mamerroid: ive been through some rough times

 

supachicasassy: yip

supachicasassy: so,hows you kitchen?

 

Mamerroid: its not doing very good

Mamerroid: the roof caved in

 

supachicasassy: ooo

 

Mamerroid: my naighbor who lives upstairs fell through and landed on my floor

supachicasassy: are they ok?

Mamerroid: Well...

Mamerroid: not really

 

supachicasassy: hospital?

 

Mamerroid: She broke her monoposto

Mamerroid: Yep...

Mamerroid: Probably gonna be there for like a month

 

supachicasassy: sorry to hear that

 

Mamerroid: Im probably gonna get sued too

Mamerroid: but it's alright, cuz I know people

Mamerroid: it wasnt my fault, and if she tries anything on me, ill have her legs broken

Mamerroid: and her baby kidnapped and sold

Mamerroid: i swear

 

supachicasassy: hey,that aint right

 

Mamerroid: i know, i know

Mamerroid: it just makes me so angry

Mamerroid: i get sued like evry month, and its never my fault

 

supachicasassy: ya

 

Mamerroid: you can probably help me out

 

supachicasassy: um how?

 

Mamerroid: You were a "witness" to the whole thing, you can probably testify that it was an accident

Mamerroid: i was talking to you when it happened

 

supachicasassy: i wasnt there

supachicasassy: though

 

Mamerroid: i know, but we were talking

Mamerroid: its something

Mamerroid: ah, thats the lawyer on the phone

 

supachicasassy: im probably not suitable

 

Mamerroid: this is gonna take long

Mamerroid: maybe not, but we'll see

 

supachicasassy: i gotta go anyways

 

Mamerroid: alright, me too

 

supachicasassy: bye

 

Mamerroid: my lawyer wants to know if you're hot

 

Mamerroid: hello?

 

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Guest THEdude

yo I tried this shit I fucking suck

it wasn't even funny

:mad:

 

 

You joined Hispanic and Latino Teens:10

Topic: a place to hang out and make new friends.

 

 

 

Voice Chat Stopped

 

ineedloveguys joined the room.

 

Connecting to the audio chat server...

 

Voice Chat Started

 

nativebeauty051999: Any body gonna talk

 

ineedloveguys: yo yo wuz up man

 

ineedloveguys: yeah yeah

 

ineedloveguys: man

 

nativebeauty051999: nothin much

 

ineedloveguys: where you from babe?

 

ineedloveguys: yeah

 

nativebeauty051999: tama iowa

 

ineedloveguys: yo thats off the heezy

 

ineedloveguys: nah I mean?

 

nativebeauty051999: no ****

 

SwImMeR_cHiCk: what up?

 

ineedloveguys: wuz up

 

ineedloveguys: yo lets like party up in this biotch

 

nativebeauty051999: nothin much whay about you

 

Voice Chat Stopped

 

Voice Error:yacsErrorReconnect

 

Connecting to the audio chat server...

 

Voice Chat Started

 

nativebeauty051999: hell ya

 

ineedloveguys: yeah man I can like break dance and shiot

 

nativebeauty051999: i cant brake dance but i can dance

 

ineedloveguys: Im kinda sore though nah I mean

 

ineedloveguys: i was working today

 

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nativebeauty051999: why did you do it

 

ineedloveguys: I was working construction and shiot

 

princess (princess_kate246) left the room.

 

ineedloveguys: my feet are are like fat

 

nativebeauty051999: oh that's cool.

 

ineedloveguys: yeah yeah

 

ineedloveguys: so what you do for fun babe?

 

nativebeauty051999: Do you have a man?

 

ineedloveguys: man?

 

ineedloveguys: woman I am a man

 

nativebeauty051999: ya

 

ineedloveguys: I carry a glock and shiot

 

ineedloveguys: you carry a glock

 

nativebeauty051999: oh **** my bad

 

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californication6485: native asl

 

ineedloveguys: yo man lets like get down up in here

 

nativebeauty051999: native as1 you know it

 

nativebeauty051999: sure

 

ineedloveguys: man this room be off the heezy

 

ineedloveguys: ya herad?

 

nativebeauty051999: gee you think

 

ineedloveguys: yeah man

 

nativebeauty051999: oh o.k

 

ineedloveguys: whatchu wanta talk about man

 

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SwImMeR_cHiCk: any guys in here?

 

ineedloveguys: I got like mad ganhsta stories

 

agata15207: hola

 

nativebeauty051999: it's up to you, Are you hooked up with anyone

 

ineedloveguys: me and my boys carry glocks and shiot

 

ineedloveguys: bust one up in you azz nah I mean

 

ineedloveguys: we cool man

 

nativebeauty051999: o.k are you hooked up with anyone oh and your boys

 

ineedloveguys: yeah man we run this shit here on our block

 

nativebeauty051999: so what does that mean so you are

 

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ineedloveguys: we are a fucking mafiA and shiot

 

nativebeauty051999: oh really

 

ineedloveguys: yeah yeah

 

ineedloveguys: you a thug girl?

 

nativebeauty051999: that's cool

 

ineedloveguys: you sound hot as hell

 

nativebeauty051999: oh thanks yea I'm a thug

 

ineedloveguys: yeah yeah you mobb it at you place??

 

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nativebeauty051999: maybe you never know

 

ineedloveguys: we keep our little brothers on check

 

ineedloveguys: we like biotch don't talk back

 

ineedloveguys: bitch slap

 

ineedloveguys: nah I mean??

 

nativebeauty051999: oh well my man doesn't I keep him in check

 

ineedloveguys: yo thats down foe shizzle

 

ineedloveguys: yo I could be yo man

 

nativebeauty051999: oh where are you from.

 

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ineedloveguys: I'm from tejas nah I mean??

 

nativebeauty051999: why do you want to be

 

ineedloveguys: yeah foe sure

 

ineedloveguys: you a dirty girl?

 

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nativebeauty051999: sure let's go I thought you had one already

 

ineedloveguys: nah man fuck that i've only had one girl in my life she's in a coma so fuck that

 

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ineedloveguys: she got shot in a drive by

 

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nativebeauty051999: oh to bad right are you hot or not

 

ineedloveguys: yeah off the hook girl

 

ineedloveguys: I wish I had flicks of my azz

 

ineedloveguys: you'll be like all up in my nuts

 

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nativebeauty051999: really **** i might have to get that then huh

 

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ineedloveguys: what the fuck??

 

ineedloveguys: what happened?

 

nativebeauty051999: what do you mean

 

ineedloveguys: my screen got all fucked up and shiot

 

ineedloveguys: oh who cares

 

nativebeauty051999: dang that's messed up right there

 

ineedloveguys: so wuz up girl??

 

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nativebeauty051999: don't know how about you

 

ineedloveguys: nothin

 

ineedloveguys: you hot right?

 

nativebeauty051999: me neither

 

ineedloveguys: yeah

 

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nativebeauty051999: yea i'm hot

 

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ineedloveguys: yeah I know I can feel that shiot

 

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nativebeauty051999: what ****

 

ineedloveguys: yo girl you wanna get nasty or whut?

 

nativebeauty051999: with you how

 

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kristi_duron: wzup room?

 

ineedloveguys: hold on

 

ineedloveguys: oh shit my mom

 

nativebeauty051999: ok

 

ineedloveguys: !!!!!!

 

ineedloveguys: dang I'm in trouble

 

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Shorty: where da fine gurls wit the pics hit me up

 

nativebeauty051999: dang

 

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ineedloveguys: i man that sucks, my mom caught me

 

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ineedloveguys: she's going to hit me now

 

chicanaangel2002: WHATS UP ROOM

 

ineedloveguys: man that bites

 

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nativebeauty051999: oh dang

 

ineedloveguys: yo girl so you know DEE right??

 

nativebeauty051999: who

 

ineedloveguys: deeeez nuts biotch I'm out

 

nativebeauty051999: what

 

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sorry I used your DEE man

didn't know what to say

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SETUP:

I was in a AIM chat room and CClubMoose wrote a message about finding god and gave a link to www.mormon.com. Sooo, of course, I decided to take advantage of him...

 

 

true6x: hi

CClubMoose: asl?

CClubMoose: who are you?

true6x: lately I've been thinking about life and the afterlife

true6x: I'm really confused

CClubMoose: about what?

true6x: and I'm thinking about turning to god for help

CClubMoose: asl?

true6x: 43/m/FL

true6x: you are a mormon right? I need to ask you about god

CClubMoose: i can tell you what i know - if you are interested. but you have to be specific

CClubMoose: yes i am a mormon

true6x: ok thank you so much for listening

CClubMoose: no problem

true6x: ever since my baby was born I've been depressed

CClubMoose: do you know why you are depressed? are you married?

true6x: his was born different

true6x: I'm married but we are having hard times

CClubMoose: it is hard to get out of depression

true6x: my baby makes me happy just looking at his cute face

CClubMoose: you feel like there is no where to turn - nothing to look forward to

true6x: bringing a new life into this world is so grand

CClubMoose: so why are you depresssed?

true6x: but I worry about what his life will be like

true6x: being different and all

CClubMoose: is he physically hadicaped?

CClubMoose: or mentally?

true6x: physically... but he is still such a cute boy

true6x: would you like to see a picture of him?

CClubMoose: sure, why not

true6x: ok one sec

true6x wants to directly connect.

CClubMoose is now directly connected.

true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey1.jpg'>isnt he beautiful

CClubMoose direct connection is closed.

CClubMoose: why are you doing this to me?

true6x: doing what?

true6x: I just need someone to talk to

CClubMoose: playing a joke on me

CClubMoose: and i am willing to talk - but don't lie to me

true6x: are you saying my child is a joke!? you just like the rest of them!

true6x: stareing at me and my baby

true6x: they wouldnt let him into preschool because of his handicap

true6x: he is beautiful in gods eyes atleast

CClubMoose: are you just going to waist my time - i was willing to help you

true6x: help my bubbles please!!!

true6x: HELP HIM!!!!!

true6x: HELP HIM!!!!

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okay , this one is pretty long , but man its so fucking funny , its one of my little brothers friends and one of his friends , they were in year 8 i think when they wrote this , i still laugh about it today . it is kinda long though

 

They call me Neven says:

yeah man, sorry i got no cred

They call me Neven says:

hehe yeah i saw the last 5 mins

They call me Neven says:

freeky shit ey

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

mannnnnnnn!

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

ya shoulda seen the whole fucken thing

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

like serouly

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

its fcuked

They call me Neven says:

the whole world is a conspiracy

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

ill run ya down a few things that made me wonder man.... check this

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

k number one

They call me Neven says:

yah

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

ALL the photos from the moon right...NO STARS.. if your in space there should be shitloads of stars in the sky...none

They call me Neven says:

hmmmm

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

they planted a flag right...it blew around like crazy ....theres no bloody air on the moon...no air...

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

okay , they have huge fucken rockets on the bottom of their lander things...it made no impact crater...???

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

they have crosshairs on the cameras for reference points and shit , crossheairs etched into the camera lense....but sometimes shit in the pictures are BEHIND the crosshairs..thats just fucken weird

They call me Neven says:

whaoh!

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

and plus , they matched the hills and scenery from the photos multipple times for different locations , so its like they just used the same scerney all the time

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

and last the one that fucked my head around the most

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

k , the only sourse of light in the moon is the sun right ?

They call me Neven says:

yah

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

and the sun casts shadows that all go the same way , paralell shadows all that sht

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

they had so many photos with shadows going in the complety opposite directions , which means multiple light sources , its like they were making a fucking movie

They call me Neven says:

shit man!

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i know...like...fuck that1

They call me Neven says:

thers no way that could be on the moon

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

no shit...like...its hard to belaive it was fake....but it all just points to the fact that ist a load of crap

They call me Neven says:

and it makes sense too

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i mean...serously just think about it...there is NO wind , air or shit on the moon....how the crap can something blow around?!

They call me Neven says:

i mean they were in the space race...russia was gonna beat em...so they make a fucking movie

They call me Neven says:

yeah man, thats impossible

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

no shit , coz the whole thing behind it is , that russia was gonna build some fucken missle base on the moon , so america fakes this casically to win the fucken cold war

They call me Neven says:

stupid fuckin yanks!

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

fuck emn !

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

PLUS

They call me Neven says:

but then see, think outside the square see, maybe, just maybe, these americans made this movie to draw our attention away from another conspiracy!

They call me Neven says:

sorry, go on

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

theres like a huge fucken radiation belt kilometres thick between the earth and moon....like , all other missions have been underneath that exept the moon ones

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

hahahahahaha no shit man they prolly idid

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

the world dosent exist and were all made of grass

They call me Neven says:

hahahaaa

They call me Neven says:

true that

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

man now im hyped , im takin my AK and bringin nasa down

They call me Neven says:

nah man, but isnt that a good plan, make a fuckin conspiracy expose about the space mission, with a very well constructed but ultimately untrue story, use it to cover up some other thing about the space mission, i mean everybody thinks "oh look well theres the conspiracy" and dont go lokin for more

They call me Neven says:

hehe yeah man, take out your ak and blow him awya

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

damm....no shit.. ist prolby far worse than they make out hey

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

coz if they were gonna fake it i mean...a 40billion dollar company can do it ALOT more convincinly

They call me Neven says:

exactly man, they had the best stuff money could buy

They call me Neven says:

if they point out their own faults, posing as some gung ho reporter with a zest for life, they can cover up the real faults

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

no shit ay......mann ...fuck that

They call me Neven says:

fuck that indeed

They call me Neven says:

time to bust out some bbs man

They call me Neven says:

fuckin drill em :D

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

noooooo shit.....

They call me Neven says:

im hella angry now

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

me 2

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

man

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

we gotta create some serous anarchy

They call me Neven says:

seriously, its about now i want to go into decade long training to become a stealth ninja and bust some mofos with my daikatana

They call me Neven says:

hehe yeah man, bombing is on!

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i know , i would just devote my life to being some underground highly trained assasin/ninja/crazy guy that just fucks up the fucks

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

boondock saint styles

They call me Neven says:

ehehehe yeah man

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

this could sound incredibly cliqued

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

by our whole lives could be based around lies

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

jsut think

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

even maccas man

They call me Neven says:

"fighting for the greater good", to coina phrase

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

FUCK

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

man....my heads gone all kill crazy again

They call me Neven says:

shit man, theres so much stuff we dont know

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

no shit....

They call me Neven says:

i mean, what about the education system? maccas and all those companies could operate, they could control the text books, EVERYTHING, its just a matter of cash and they got that, they could subtly brainwash us into completely ignoring all this shit

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i know , check this out right , this is what pissed me off something severe

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i was looking through my maths textbook the other day

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

EVERY drink in the questions like " johhny goes to buy a drink" all of them are coke...all...it never says drink once

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

ist just a fucking coke advertismenty

They call me Neven says:

what the shit!?!

They call me Neven says:

thats crazy shit man

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i know .

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i wrote " Fucken advertising" all through it :D: :D :D :D

They call me Neven says:

thats fuckin illegal or somethin aint it?

They call me Neven says:

eheh

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

should be man , should be

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

but then , what can they do?

They call me Neven says:

what do you mean?

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i mean , its a maths text book , would people even check it ? like, its for maths , no one would really even think about it , like , i guess none would ever go " hey they cant say this "coz theyd be doing algerbra or something...perfect plan really , coz they issue so many , to say , nah they cant do this and recall them would just be stupid , so they leave it there coz its not a major part , but

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

its still there

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

even thought ya may not notice

They call me Neven says:

exactly!

They call me Neven says:

fuck that makes me so fucking angry

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

its like fucken placments in movies

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

you think nothing of the pepsi can on the table

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

but even then its advertising

They call me Neven says:

oh shit man, im gonna go fuckin rogue styles, pull some grey fox on their arse!!

They call me Neven says:

"were not tools of the government...or anyone else"

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

noooooo shit

They call me Neven says:

yeah man, heaps of shit like that goes on

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

no shit.....fuck man , lets get some guns and some stealth gear and fuck some people over

They call me Neven says:

we gotta go to the top man

They call me Neven says:

shit have you heard the theory of the illuminati?

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i know the basic plot but i wasnt paying much attetion

They call me Neven says:

basically, everything, EVERTHING, is controlled by a secret society called the illuminati, and theres a million variations on the theory, but it ranges all over, crazy shit

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

yeah man , its on the american dollar

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

that pyramid with the eye

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

thats the illuminait symbol shit

They call me Neven says:

like one of the biggest beliefs is that the illuminaty hold back technology from humankind and release it on them when they want, sorta their amusement

They call me Neven says:

really?

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

yup

They call me Neven says:

is that like the official sign?

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

well i dunno , but i saw something about it

They call me Neven says:

well i mean of course thers no defning it

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

man...thats some fucked up shit

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

ya just cant be sure about nething these days

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

its amazing how fucked the earth has got

They call me Neven says:

seriously fucked up

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i want blacksmiths and taverns

They call me Neven says:

no shit man, like there are a lot of good things about human technology, but people would have been so much happier bakc then

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i know man....god dam , makes me glad im as old as i am , id hate to be born in like , 30 years or something

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i rekon by the time im dead things will be totqattly fucked

They call me Neven says:

no shit man

They call me Neven says:

i swear to god, i swear i will bust my ak on some fukkas

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

no shit man.....think its time to rebel and fuck some niggas up

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

with an iron fist i say

They call me Neven says:

damn striaght

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

before i die , i wanna take down some top governemt fuckers

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

of course

They call me Neven says:

fuck man

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

with their technology their prolly reading this right now , and already planning my demise

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

YO FUCK YOU CRAKAAAAAAAAAAS

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

bomb osama bush moher fuckers AK i love death

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

:D

They call me Neven says:

this is scary stuff, i mean for all we know, maybe humans CAN start fires with their minds...why do you thinkonly the african tribes can do it? they havent ben touched by the media

They call me Neven says:

ahahah fuckin americans

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

man..serously....time to go live with some pigmy tribes in zanzibar

They call me Neven says:

but see heres the thing....what if humans have always been like this? what if we never had a dark ages, what if we were never cavemen

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

oh m would just be fucked

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

that would *

They call me Neven says:

i mean there is no way we could know

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

no shit ay

They call me Neven says:

everything is through media

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

it aint hard to make up some books and photos and shit

They call me Neven says:

and even if we went out and did it ourselves, there would be no way of telling cos they could have planted it there or mayb the devices used to determine age are completely mae up

They call me Neven says:

exactly

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

crist man for all we KNOW the earth could be 50000000000 miles long and shaped like a dick...we cant say it isnt , because we havent seen it WITH OUR OWN EYES,

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

the media sees everything for us

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

shit

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

weve seen shit

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

we cant prove crap....

They call me Neven says:

fuckin hell

They call me Neven says:

and even if we did it ourselves, the whole thing of measurement could be a load of shit

They call me Neven says:

wed have to start from scratch

They call me Neven says:

liek absolute scratch, like we know nothing at all

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

jeus....the matrix could very well be real , maybe not as cool , but the theory behind it ...

They call me Neven says:

i get the feeling it is

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

jesus man

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

this is some heavy fucked up shit

They call me Neven says:

oh man, but now we come to another question

They call me Neven says:

are the illuminati evil?

They call me Neven says:

i mean they have very questionable methods, but are the using htem for god or evil/

They call me Neven says:

i prefer to think evil :D

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

yes me 2

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

in which case we shall kill them

They call me Neven says:

goddamn i am angry now

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

no shit me 2

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

i wanna destroy some serous shit

They call me Neven says:

i just think, whats the point in all this education, why not drop out and cap some suckas

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

word

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

but then

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

if we get well educated enough and teke the right paths in life , we could well end up in some agency , and then ...fucke em over and blast tha suckers

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

take em down the educated way

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

but then

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

maybe ill just fly a plane into something

They call me Neven says:

heheehhehe

They call me Neven says:

a budding terrorist already

They call me Neven says:

fuck man lets stop talkin bout thi

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

eh i dont like that aspect to much...i think ill take the grey fox version

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

yeah no shit

They call me Neven says:

im getting aggro

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

imma play that chopper game to calm my nerces

They call me Neven says:

eh eh eh

They call me Neven says:

im havin a cuppa :D

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

hehehehhe

They call me Neven says:

oh man i hte my mums friend so much

They call me Neven says:

she wont stop talking about the renaissance

Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says:

oh dear jesus

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luis97 (10:05:05 PM): gangstahhhhhhhhhhh ohhh ohhohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

luis97 (10:05:09 PM): gangstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

luis97 (10:05:12 PM): ohhhohhhohhhhhhhhh

 

xHonkYx (10:06:12 PM): fag.

xHonkYx (10:11:57 PM): :punch:

xHonkYx (10:12:12 PM): why aren't you getting mad at me for calling you fag again?

 

luis97 (10:13:02 PM): bcuz your dick is the size of a dingus

 

xHonkYx (10:13:37 PM): man, I'm not knowing what a dingus is, but I'm straying from the idea that it could be small.

 

luis97 (10:14:38 PM): hahah yeah i dunno man

luis97 (10:14:39 PM): ask my mom

luis97 (10:14:41 PM): she know

 

xHonkYx (10:19:07 PM): you bastard.

xHonkYx (10:19:11 PM): no I will not.

 

luis97 (10:19:22 PM): yes please

 

xHonkYx (10:20:17 PM): no, you shut up shun.

 

luis97 (10:20:31 PM): i cant shut up my name is wu tang killa bbeeee

 

xHonkYx (10:20:46 PM): I'm gonna come over there...

xHonkYx (10:20:51 PM): don't make me come over there.

 

luis97 (10:20:53 PM): no dont im naked

 

xHonkYx (10:21:03 PM): I'm gonna tag your forehead.

 

luis97 (10:21:40 PM): too bad the nadstyle is wack

luis97 (10:25:32 PM): i know you how u dont know how i know you ho

 

xHonkYx (10:26:49 PM): I'm thoroughly confused now.

 

luis97 (10:26:55 PM): why?

 

xHonkYx (10:27:36 PM): you know me how I don't know how you know me?

xHonkYx (10:27:40 PM): that doesn't make sense.

 

luis97 (10:28:05 PM): you know what i mean how i know hwat u mean what i know mean

 

xHonkYx (10:28:36 PM): shut the fuck up with the wut now bitch?

 

luis97 (10:28:57 PM): hey fuck you with the who what now say who what bitch

 

xHonkYx (10:29:33 PM): how in fuck can you say what there is where the who you say you are isn't?

 

luis97 (10:30:08 PM): when there isnt much make up on the mind the make up makes you think everything you say has some reality to it even if u tried to make sens of it it wouldnt make any sens at all

 

xHonkYx (10:31:35 PM): Who are you talking about with the what the fuck did you just say boy?

 

luis97 (10:31:46 PM): i said

luis97 (10:32:03 PM): nothing has to make sens because reality as humans percieve it isnt reality its made up

 

xHonkYx (10:32:10 PM): yesh.

 

luis97 (10:32:41 PM): so really

luis97 (10:32:57 PM): if i say what what and you say who who if there sitn anyone around who are we talking too? you or me?

 

xHonkYx (10:33:25 PM): it's not that wrong to talk to yourself, at least you admit it.

 

luis97 (10:33:52 PM): yeah but is it worng if u say it outloud?

luis97 (10:33:58 PM): what if u do it to a mirror

luis97 (10:34:06 PM): what if u do it just to make a choice

luis97 (10:34:17 PM): do you ask yourself what you should do?

luis97 (10:34:22 PM): does this mean that there is 2 of you

luis97 (10:34:27 PM): one respressed and one isnt?

 

xHonkYx (10:35:35 PM): that means you're reasoning with yourself.

 

luis97 (10:35:50 PM): buthow do you know that there isnt tow of you

luis97 (10:35:53 PM): two

 

xHonkYx (10:36:12 PM): because you only have one reproductive organ.

 

luis97 (10:36:34 PM): what if the other one is in yourbutt?

 

xHonkYx (10:37:06 PM): man, I can't help you there.

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XNoloveRx (9:16:48 PM): shut up.ill slap ur ass

 

GODBLESSER (9:17:17 PM): orale

 

XNoloveRx (9:17:18 PM): mi vidaaaaaaaaaaaa lokooo,,no tengo otraaaaaaaaaaaa

 

xHonkYx (9:17:19 PM): you'll slap my ass.

 

XNoloveRx (9:17:28 PM): yea

 

xHonkYx (9:17:40 PM): you stay away from my ass.

 

luis97 (9:17:44 PM): pinche cabron

 

GODBLESSER (9:17:45 PM): Groe, te gusta un novio?

 

xHonkYx (9:17:47 PM): you name style bitin bastard.

xHonkYx (9:17:58 PM): I mean, fruity bastard.

 

GODBLESSER (9:18:02 PM): Groe broke my heart

 

XNoloveRx (9:18:11 PM): naw,i didnt

 

xHonkYx (9:18:16 PM): Pink power ranger.

 

GODBLESSER (9:18:30 PM): rosarita

 

XNoloveRx (9:18:33 PM): burning babylon

 

xHonkYx (9:18:36 PM): pink power puff girl.

 

XNoloveRx (9:19:28 PM): satan controlls u with every dollr bill

 

GODBLESSER (9:19:40 PM): Where did you read that

GODBLESSER (9:19:45 PM): National geographic?

 

XNoloveRx (9:19:56 PM): u know we ganna do it hiiiiiiiiiigghhhh,,soooooooo highhhhhhhhhhhh red eyes..

 

xHonkYx (9:20:00 PM): satan controls you with his remote control.

 

GODBLESSER (9:20:11 PM): Satan es la interneta

 

xHonkYx (9:20:11 PM): are you fuckin stoned boy?

 

XNoloveRx (9:20:13 PM): naw .,im listning to quinto sol

XNoloveRx (9:20:38 PM): i throw stones at blue eyed kids

XNoloveRx (9:20:41 PM): lol

 

luis97 (9:20:51 PM): hahah thats funny

 

XNoloveRx (9:20:56 PM): blue eyed devils

XNoloveRx (9:21:12 PM): of mexica descent<

 

luis97 (9:21:26 PM): japanese

 

XNoloveRx (9:21:38 PM): japan.ese..lol

 

xHonkYx (9:21:48 PM): Throw stones at me and see if you don't find your self cryin and suckin on your thoumb like a little bitch.

 

XNoloveRx (9:21:54 PM): putanginamo!

 

XNoloveRx (9:22:03 PM): ja

 

luis97 (9:22:06 PM): lol

 

xHonkYx (9:22:09 PM): You can kiss my dick if you don't like blue eyes hoe.

 

luis97 (9:22:12 PM): u aint white man give up

 

XNoloveRx (9:22:13 PM): were u stay at

 

xHonkYx (9:22:26 PM): Naw actually fuck that you can't kiss my dick.

xHonkYx (9:22:28 PM): forgetit fucko.

 

XNoloveRx (9:22:44 PM): ignorint kraker

XNoloveRx (9:22:56 PM): my speling is all funked up

 

xHonkYx (9:23:10 PM): Hey, dont' be jealous son.

 

XNoloveRx (9:23:30 PM): jealousy is something for ur kind, not mine

XNoloveRx (9:23:58 PM): its in ur nature.

 

xHonkYx (9:24:09 PM): Hey, I think you're dick ridin'.

xHonkYx (9:24:11 PM): cut it out.

 

XNoloveRx (9:24:17 PM): if ur of cockasian descent

 

xHonkYx (9:24:27 PM): are you asian?

 

XNoloveRx (9:24:32 PM): nope

 

luis97 (9:24:41 PM): the pope is asian

 

xHonkYx (9:24:59 PM): you need the pope son.

 

XNoloveRx (9:25:02 PM): if hes afraid to die,,then what about u

 

luis97 (9:25:08 PM): andrew dice clay is asian

 

GODBLESSER (9:25:12 PM): Groe what happened to you man

 

XNoloveRx (9:25:19 PM): what u mean

 

GODBLESSER (9:25:23 PM): Whats all this anti religious stuff now

 

XNoloveRx (9:25:25 PM): nothing happen to me

 

xHonkYx (9:25:27 PM): he decided he wanted to be a woman.

 

luis97 (9:25:28 PM): mohamad ali is asian

 

XNoloveRx (9:25:29 PM): lol

XNoloveRx (9:25:36 PM): anti?

 

GODBLESSER (9:25:44 PM): Your dissing pope my man

 

luis97 (9:25:58 PM): mike tyson is asian

 

XNoloveRx (9:26:03 PM): well,,umm orginized religion is evil

 

xHonkYx (9:26:11 PM): Mike tyson is my mother.

 

luis97 (9:26:16 PM): yeah

luis97 (9:26:18 PM): me 2

 

GODBLESSER (9:26:22 PM): fuck that

 

luis97 (9:26:26 PM): why

 

XNoloveRx (9:26:29 PM): fuck me?

 

GODBLESSER (9:26:30 PM): george foreman is my mom she rocks the grill

 

xHonkYx (9:26:33 PM): I fuckin hate air freshener.

 

luis97 (9:26:36 PM): yeah!!!!

 

xHonkYx (9:26:46 PM): It's like raping my nostrils.

 

luis97 (9:26:48 PM): i love that fucking grill

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xHonkYx: I need to get a job.

 

XMil0x: be a bartender those guys get laid multiple times in one night

 

xHonkYx: word.

xHonkYx: I'm thinkin that's a good idea right about now.

xHonkYx: I need a TABC

xHonkYx: New al-queda tapes are going to be on the news tonight.

 

XMil0x: al-queda???

 

xHonkYx: the taliban!!!!

 

XMil0x: oh!!! you must be talkin about that shit that has absolutely nothing to do with me

 

xHonkYx: oh, yeah.

xHonkYx: I seem to have forgotten how Milo has his own world and it revolves around him.

 

XMil0x: the taliban... LOL!!!

 

xHonkYx: Geez, :smaks forehead.:

 

XMil0x: what a bunch of fuckups

 

xHonkYx: I know.

xHonkYx: I have my own world, and it revolves around my penis.

 

XMil0x: i can't wait till hollywood capitalizes on all that shit

 

xHonkYx: <<< me waiting.

xHonkYx: it'll happen.

 

XMil0x: then they can capitalize on my penis

 

xHonkYx: someone's already working on a movie now for 9-11 no doubt.

xHonkYx: I'll be the next Ron Jeremy.

xHonkYx: Only less fat/hairy.

 

XMil0x: I'll be the next *milo's name*

 

xHonkYx: I won't be able to go through the drive through at McDonald's without some girl jumping through the pickup window to get in my car.

xHonkYx: I'm the previous *honky's name*.

 

XMil0x: i'm the last boyscout chicks dig boyscouts

 

xHonkYx: with shovels.

 

XMil0x: you are a shovel

 

xHonkYx: You're a pickaxe.

xHonkYx: You're always pick assing.

xHonkYx: Ass picking pick axing whatever.

 

XMil0x: your a backhoe

XMil0x: hoe

XMil0x: SHIT!!!! I'M LATE 4 WORK!!!!!

 

xHonkYx: You're a slut screw driver.

xHonkYx: Peach.

 

XMil0x: I'M A DEAD MAN RUNNING!!!!

PEACE

 

XMil0x signed off at 4:19:59 PM.

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xHonkYx: :punch:'

 

luis97: :round house kicks:

 

xHonkYx: :matrix jump:

 

luis97: :bruce lee scream:

 

xHonkYx: :bitch smack:

 

luis97: :pimp smack:

luis97: :with baby powder:

 

xHonkYx: :titty twister:

 

luis97: ouch man

luis97: lol

 

xHonkYx: :busts kneecaps:

 

luis97: stop it man that hurts and its not nice

 

xHonkYx: :bite:

xHonkYx: :pull hair:

 

luis97: meow

 

xHonkYx: :scratch:

 

luis97: lol

luis97: stop being so violent

 

xHonkYx: :roll over:

 

luis97: hahah stop making actions

 

xHonkYx: :stops:

 

luis97: lol

 

xHonkYx: :goes:

 

luis97: imma kill you

 

xHonkYx: :dodge:

xHonkYx: :zig:

xHonkYx: :zags:

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Quality material is as follows......

 

 

xMil0x: i have a dream..... and in that dream virgins will RISE UP, AND MARCH!!!!! They'll march for cause far greater than religion!!!! Far greater than love!!!!!!

xMil0x: CAN YOU HEAR ME BROTHER!!!!!!

xMil0x: THEY'LL BE MARCHING IN A STRAIGHT LINE!!!! RIGHT INTO MY FRONT DOOR!!!!!! AND THATS NOT ALL!!!!! NO SIR!!!!

xMil0x: AFTER PERFORMING THEIR HEARTS DESIRE, THEY'LL WALK OUT THE BACK DOOR JUST AS QUICK AS THEY CAME!!!!!!

xMil0x: and i tell you this my brotha.....

 

xHonkYx: keep going preach it.

 

xMil0x: after those fine chunks of "used to be virgins" leave, they're gonna head straight to THE HOUSE OF HONKY for some sloppy seconds!!!!!!!

 

xHonkYx: Wait wait wait.

xHonkYx: we're gonna have ot ration that out or something.

 

xMil0x: our day is coming my brother

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