MrChupacabra Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 Hahaha, that was the only post on here worth reading, and it was well worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 hhahahahaha mammero at it again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 http://www.imafraidofamericans.com/photos/72x72.jpg'> burgers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 13, 2002 Author Share Posted August 13, 2002 Originally posted by MrChupacabra Hahaha, that was the only post on here worth reading, and it was well worth it. Please my friend, this is not the knob jobbin' thread. Post your chat. http://jon.jbagroup.net/pix/Pope.jpg'> "If not, get da fuck out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 ???http://www.imafraidofamericans.com/photos/bioPortrait.jpg'>??? ???who is this???... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12ozProfesor Posted August 13, 2002 Share Posted August 13, 2002 CHURCH CHAT WITH ALLAH You have just entered room "Christian Singles 1." kimdongshin4: you should listen SealabMurphy: No I shouldn't. kimdongshin4: dude your all wrong SealabMurphy: Your not a Christian if you force people to listen to you. driftitoe: HEY EVERYONE...SEALAB EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS........YOU CAN TELL BY HIS OVERSIZED, UGLY HEAD, AND SMALL PENIS... CaptainTrips101: wow drift, im convinced driftitoe: the bible doesnt say THAT SealabMurphy: Yes it does. kimdongshin4: well idcrather trust the bible than you NateDawg144: the bible says alot of stuff driftitoe: THOU SHALT NOT FORCE OTHERS TO LISTEN TO YOU SealabMurphy: Jesus never forced anybody to become christian did he? ALLAH KILLAH: THE BIBLE IS GAY ALLAH KILLAH: FUCK THE BIBLE driftitoe: show me where SealabMurphy: Did he kimdong? driftitoe: ur a fuckin ragheaded terorist, go away kimdongshin4: he didnt force them SealabMurphy: No. JohnLow316: I forgive you ALLah SealabMurphy: He never exsisted either. ALLAH KILLAH: THE BIBLE SAYS IN EZEQIAL 2:43 THAT YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS kimdongshin4: your just like my friends its sad bingist: just like the civil war its fictional NateDawg144: no SealabMurphy: Wow, guess what kimdong I don't care? onebrightstar033: hey everyone, this is so "7th heaven" lol SealabMurphy: Your friends are Athiest probably, they live sad lives. NateDawg144: youre friends must be bright ALLAH KILLAH: "IN JOHN LUKE PICARD 34:98 IT SAYS CHRISTIANS ARE FAGGOTS" THOSE ARE THE BIBLES WORDS NOT MINE CaptainTrips101: we have seen matter come from nothing, and given infinite many such chances of this matter coming from nothing JohnLow316: Know Im Me CaptainTrips101: we would have ot result from some driftitoe: HEY Allah, go shove a nuke up your ass and go home to your fucked up mid east and show them how powerful Allah is........... bingist: well if the bible is fictional i guess the civil war was as well CaptainTrips101: wow, clever driftitoe; comical genius driftitoe: hahahahhaa kimdongshin4: no your not NateDawg144: lol SealabMurphy: Really bingist. SealabMurphy: Christians are so stupid that they think if a womans face is imprinted on their screen door or something that looks like a women then its a miracle. ALLAH KILLAH: JESUS SAID AND I QUOTE, "FUCK THAT GUY" JohnLow316: Its funny If I had a gun to your head. I bet you would call god for hep!!! SealabMurphy: Not really. driftitoe: HEY EVERYONE...SEALAB EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS........YOU CAN TELL BY HIS OVERSIZED, UGLY HEAD, AND SMALL PENIS... JohnLow316: ok SealabMurphy: There is no God. onebrightstar033: why cant people just respect the fact that yes, everyone is different and people do have the option of being whatever they want to. whether its catholic, christian, or whatever? bingist: no the bible was written by first hand eye witness testamony kimdongshin4: my friend is sikh and he believes weird things like you do sealab NateDawg144: how or why would god help if he did exist bingist: people who actually saw it driftitoe: never gonna happen, brightstar SealabMurphy: Bingist, how can you prove this? ALLAH KILLAH: IN KING JOHNS BIBLE "FUCK THE MAN YOU CALL THE CHRISTIAN, 98:34" JohnLow316: You dont mean that, you know and I know . your fake onebrightstar033: but why make an adding factor to it? bingist: well lets do you beileve there was a roman empire BigSwigMedina has entered the room. driftitoe: how can you prove u dont have a small penis, sealab? we cant see it? SealabMurphy: Yes there was. bingist: why is that SealabMurphy: Their remains stay on earth. SealabMurphy: Their buildings still stand crumbled. bingist: oh ok BigSwigMedina: anyone in here like Yu-Gi-Oh? driftitoe has left the room. ALLAH KILLAH: HAHA kimdongshin4: yes themonster108 has entered the room. ALLAH KILLAH: FUCK YUGIOH bingist: so there were roman scholars then right SealabMurphy: Do you know where I could find a kidney of jesus? ALLAH KILLAH: IT SAYS IN SEGA GENISIS, "FUCK YU GI OH" 34:39 SealabMurphy: There were roman scholars. BigSwigMedina: no fuck you SealabMurphy: Their documents still exsist. kimdongshin4: so sealab your telling me you base the entire exsistence of mankind on what scholars and pyshics say onebrightstar033: just out of curiousity what is everyones religious backround in this room? SealabMurphy: I have no religion. GEO2STORM1: I'm Full Gospel JohnLow316: Allah Killah, thats a nice name allah is all about peace themonster108: I'm a member of the church of piracy on the high seas kimdongshin4: yea and your not christian either SealabMurphy: I believe when you die your mental electricity is released and you sit in an unconcious reality with everbody else who died. ALLAH KILLAH: KING JAMES"FUCK YOU HUMANS" 38:09 kimdongshin4: hey sealab do you label yourself being christian SealabMurphy: Nope. GEO2STORM1: 34 m SealabMurphy: No. SealabMurphy: I started studying christianity deeper. SealabMurphy: You know what happened then? onebrightstar033 has left the room. kimdongshin4: have you accepted christ SealabMurphy: I found out that the bible is half fake. SealabMurphy: Most of them are meanial guesses. SealabMurphy: Thats Mathew Mark Luke and John ALLAH KILLAH: "WUTANG CLAN AINT NUTTIN TO FUCK WIT" KING JAMES BIBLE 76:34 SealabMurphy: All who have been diagnosed with various illusional mental illnesses. SealabMurphy: I was told by the head of the religious board at the Houston Community Colledge ALLAH KILLAH: HAHAH HOUSTON COMMUNITY COLLEGE?! bingist: well then the life of jesus was recorded by four men who halusinated the same thing thats funny ALLAH KILLAH: COMMUNITY COLLEGE?1 ONLY FUCKING RETARDS GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE SealabMurphy: They were all friends bingist. SealabMurphy: Also, if you have even read the four books he was portrayed WAY differently through each one. bingist: so no haulsinates the same thing SealabMurphy: They didn't. bingist: no he wasn't he was portrayed as God in each SealabMurphy: They hallucinated totally differently. Nadmonkey24: hey i'm no retard Nadmonkey24: lol SealabMurphy: No he isn't bingist. SealabMurphy: You haven't even read the bible, it's obvious now. ALLAH KILLAH: "FUCK THE WORLD DONT ASK ME FOR SHIT, CAUSE EVERY THING YA GET YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD FOR IT" LUKE 23:34 ealabMurphy: Wow, you should also know that the end of each book was completed by people who they preached to. AI Moon8: and jesus said "forgive them father, for they know not what they do" Azelma11: hey all kimdongshin4: im just saying you seem pretty knowledable about the bible kimdongshin4: and yet you learned nothing from it SSJ Shorts 1: wow you all realy know a lot about the bible, im a idiot when it comes to that SealabMurphy: There is nothing to learn from it. ALLAH KILLAH: JESUS SAID AND I QUOTE, "FUCK YOU DAD" bingist: well then i dont believe in the civil war cause thoes eye witnesses haulsinated it SealabMurphy: You could learn how to spell you know. kimdongshin4: you can learn how to nae jaji parrara SealabMurphy: See, this proves that all christians are ignorant and reckless. ALLAH KILLAH: GOD TOLD JESUS THAT HE COULD SMOKE WEED ALLAH KILLAH: AND JESUS JACKED OFF AT ONCE NateDawg144: holy shit SealabMurphy: You and bingist have proved my point kimdong. ALLAH KILLAH: EZEQIUL 34:212 kimdongshin4: your ignorant and reckless SealabMurphy: HAHAHAHA kimdongshin4: your stupid AI Moon8: love one another NateDawg144: hell* AI Moon8: for love is of God SSJ Shorts 1: lol SealabMurphy: Not you bingist, kimdong. kimdongshin4: i believe what is true AI Moon8: he who loves is born of God AI Moon8: and knows God bingist: you have no proof and no sources SealabMurphy: Yes I do bingist. Bingist: i'm a christian not a catholic man NateDawg144: yatta SealabMurphy: Wow bingist you must be smuuurt! kimdongshin4: you believe 4 guys bingist: and i have yet to hear you quote any written sources ALLAH KILLAH: "AND GOD TOUCHED JESUS WITH HIS MIGHTY HAND" LUKE, 23:23 bingist: no i'm not a ctholic i'm a christian SealabMurphy: No you can't just be Christian. AI Moon8: muslims believe in a similar God bingist: just like paul in the bible was a christian not a catholic AI Moon8: they even have the old test. SealabMurphy: Can someone explain to bingist how christianity works? AI Moon8: are they christian? bingist: not necessasarily kimdongshin4: not entirely true ALLAH KILLAH: "JESUS TOLD HIS FATHER, "FATHER, IM GAY," AT ONCE GOD PERSECUTED THE JEWS AND CRUCIFIED HIS ONLY SON" NEW TESTAMENT 98:23 kimdongshin4: NO SealabMurphy: Jesus you people are stupid. SealabMurphy: I can't even argue with you all properly. kimdongshin4: accepting christ makes you a christian bingist: no what you believe makes you a christian AirStrike19 has left the room. ALLAH KILLAH: "FUCK THAT SHIT" GOD HIMSELF 23:30 bingist: where does it preach that in the bible ALLAH KILLAH: KING JAMES ALLAH KILLAH: 23:30 SealabMurphy: Nowhere because Christianity wasn't established when the bible was made. kimdongshin4: he doesnt believe the bible Teknon Elpis: what's this? Is there a KJV only-ist in the room? EliTeHiTmAn: Who is the Bible really meant for? Who was it written for? EliTeHiTmAn: Answer that one SealabMurphy: Catholics. EliTeHiTmAn: Christians ALLAH KILLAH: "EVERY BODY, EVERYBODY GET YOUR, EREH EREH ROLL ON" ST PAUL 28:20 kimdongshin4: no ass DBXSoundworkz: EVERY ONE ELITE SealabMurphy: OMG SealabMurphy: You are a moron! DBXSoundworkz: UR SUCH A DIK MAN,,,,DAT AINT TRUE SealabMurphy: M-O-R-O-N DBXSoundworkz: FUK THAT ALLAH KILLAH: "WHY SHE DIDNT GIVE ME THE CAT, SHE GOT IT FROM HER MAMA" KING JAMES 23:21 DBXSoundworkz: BULLSHIT SealabMurphy: There was none. JohnLow316: Allah is trying to make friends with me:-D bratgurl61030 has entered the room. EliTeHiTmAn: That last prophet wrote a book SealabMurphy: But for christians it was supposed to be John. ALLAH KILLAH: "HOW YOU GONNA TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE" OLD TESTAMENT 23:78 EliTeHiTmAn: That book is called the Holy Koran JohnLow316: :-) ALLAH KILLAH: WORD TO KIMMY JohnLow316 has left the room. EliTeHiTmAn: For the Muslims darthnormand has entered the room. DBXSoundworkz: MOHOMED IS A FUCKIN JOKE ALLAH KILLAH: PEACE BE UPON HIM, THE HONORABLE PROPHET MOHAMMED DBXSoundworkz: IM GONNA WORSHIP A MAN DBXSoundworkz: LOL DBXSoundworkz: HOW FUKED ALLAH KILLAH: WE DONT WORSHIP A MAN ALLAH KILLAH: IGNORANT ALLAH KILLAH: WE WORSHIP GOD DBXSoundworkz: SHIT WIPE SealabMurphy: Wow, looks like the christians gave up. EliTeHiTmAn: What head is above Woman? DBXSoundworkz: WHO YO GOD? Teknon Elpis: DBX--seriously.. we Chrisitnas are closer to worhipping a man, since we do worhsip Jesus Teknon Elpis: fully man and fully God ALLAH KILLAH: APPARENTLY YOUR NOT INTELLIGENT TO UNDERSTAND THE WORD PROPHET DBXSoundworkz: YO GOD A JOKE AS WELL bratgurl61030 has left the room. SealabMurphy: DBX, the mud? ALLAH KILLAH: ALLAH IS YOUR GOD TOO FUCKFACE DBXSoundworkz: IM A HELL OF A LOT SMARTER DEN U bingist: no i explained the bible to you but you didn't read my explination bratgurl60140 has entered the room. ALLAH KILLAH: YOUR PLAYING YOURSELF EliTeHiTmAn has left the room. SealabMurphy: You were wrong, and I did read it bingist. DBXSoundworkz: MESSED IN DA HEAD nachos22388 has entered the room. ALLAH KILLAH: YOU SOUND SMART bingist: how am i wrong DBXSoundworkz: LIKE U? nachos22388: JEBUS RULES ALLAH KILLAH: "YALL NIGGAS AINT NO KILLAHS" EZEQUIAL 34:76 DBXSoundworkz: JESUS IS THE ONLY SAVIOR DBXSoundworkz: THE ONLY GOD bingist: you still havn't proved me wrong once SealabMurphy: Yes I have. GEO2STORM1 has left the room. DBXSoundworkz: THE ONLY ANYBODY WHO CAN SAVE ANYBODY nachos22388: MARILYN MANSON IS GOD . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 15, 2002 Author Share Posted August 15, 2002 XMil0x (1:27:40 AM): so its like,.. XMil0x (1:27:48 AM): i bone this chick... XMil0x (1:28:07 AM): and she's like the best fuck i've had in century's... XMil0x (1:28:31 AM): and then all of a sudden... XMil0x (1:28:42 AM): BBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XMil0x (1:29:34 AM): the fuckin bed falls through the second story floor and lands on the first story floor... XMil0x (1:30:11 AM): i'm like still gettin my groove on,.. XMil0x (1:30:59 AM): and the bitch starts freakin out about her house, and how her parents are gonna trip and this shit... XMil0x (1:31:38 AM): so she puts a halt on the whole situation, and goes and calls her dad of all the fuckin people... XMil0x (1:31:53 AM): and tells him exactly what happended... XMil0x (1:33:27 AM): so he asks if we were using protection,... well, i'm not gonna fuckin tell him that i've been straight bustin loads in his daughter for the last 2 weeks, XMil0x (1:33:57 AM): so i tell her to tell him that she's on birth control.. XMil0x (1:34:15 AM): and he's like. "well, as long as i dont have to deal with any more grandchildren!!!" XMil0x (1:34:44 AM): as far as the house, he hasn't said anything since... XMil0x (1:35:28 AM): so the moral of the story is, always use birth control, and never get your groove on above sea level!!!!. XMil0x (1:35:45 AM): thank you, and have a great evening XMil0x (1:36:06 AM): if you drink, ... dont drive. and if you drive,... dont drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 15, 2002 Share Posted August 15, 2002 12:43 pm TueThree: putting qoutes such as " gwenny was all over my cock when i was watching the 1997 video music awards" luis97: ayi ayi ayi ayi ayi TueThree: dude TueThree: my nuts burn TueThree: i went to a nude beach yesterday TueThree: and there burnt luis97: hahahah did u spill the tangy tomato sauce on em uis97: well have u ever put alcohol on your nuts? TueThree: nah luis97: it makes em shrink and feel funny luis97: i need food or imma pass out TueThree: dude im beating my fucking meat so stop iming me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUE Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Ok.... so I've been trying to think up a funny aim pranking idea for quite some time now with no success. Well after many many hours of thinking and failed attempts, I have come up with the ULTIMATE idea! I call it Bubbles the monkey! Check it out! Prank no. 1 For this prank I went into one of those AIM chat rooms with a bunch of horney guys looking for some "girls" to cyber or whatever. I messaged this one guy... *note* Thanks to boogie for the Dee bit... sorry I used it but I was out of ideas and it's quite possibly the best way to end a prank!! dbnephew21: hu asl true6x: 18/f/FL dbnephew21: kool true6x: what's your asl again? dbnephew21: 16/m/missouri...i am 5'7, 130 lbs, have dirty blond hair and turqoise eyes and am a lifegaurd true6x: cool I like swimming dbnephew21: ;-) true6x: you got a pic? true6x: :-) dbnephew21: no lost it in a house fire true6x: oh I sorry true6x: Wanna see mine? dbnephew21: ok true6x wants to directly connect. dbnephew21 declines request; no connection was made. true6x wants to directly connect. dbnephew21: sorry dbnephew21 is now directly connected. true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey1.jpg'> true6x: what do you think? dbnephew21: damn ur hott dbnephew21: lol true6x: thanx true6x: I'm a little different... I'm glad your accecpting true6x: hey wait a minute... I think I true6x: know you dbnephew21: o really true6x: do you by any chance know Dee?! dbnephew21: no true6x: you sure you dont know dee? dbnephew21: yeah true6x: so you dont know dee????? true6x: DEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ NNNNUUUUUTTTTZZZZ!!!! dbnephew21: i dont know dbnephew21: ok true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey1.jpg'> SUCKA true6x: I"LL BE WATCHING YOU! -------------------------------- Prank no. 2 same setup true6x: hey baby ghettoplayer48: yo ghettoplayer48: asl true6x: asl true6x: 19/f/FL ghettoplayer48: 20/m/nyc ghettoplayer48: u got ne pics true6x: yeah... how about you ghettoplayer48: na ghettoplayer48: can i see them true6x: first.. describe yourself ghettoplayer48: ive got brown hair brown eyes and ive got a huge dick true6x: I got a really hot pic.... but you gotta work for it ghettoplayer48: wut do i have to do true6x: make me HOTT!! ghettoplayer48: ok true6x: come on baby true6x: I like it RAW ghettoplayer48: do u have a dildo true6x: oh yes a big black rubber cock ghettoplayer48: start sucking on it ghettoplayer48: then put it in your pussy true6x: I call him Leroy true6x: oh yes ghettoplayer48: now pretend that someone is liking your huge tits and feeling your fine ass true6x: OH YES!!! I think I'm ready to send you my pic... but first take off your pants ghettoplayer48: allready done true6x: ok hold your unit and get ready!! ghettoplayer48: k true6x wants to directly connect. ghettoplayer48 is now directly connected. true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey1.jpg'> OH YES!! do I turn you on!? ghettoplayer48: no true6x: dont judge me! ghettoplayer48: do u have a real pic true6x: this is my realy pic! ghettoplayer48: no it isnt true6x: wait a minute!!! I think I've met you before!!!! true6x: do you know D? ghettoplayer48: no true6x: you dont know dee? ghettoplayer48: no true6x: are you sure cause I'm pretty sure you know Dee! ghettoplayer48: no i dont true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey2.jpg'> DEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ NNNNUUUUTTTTTTZZZZ!!!! true6x: I'll see you tonight ghettoplayer48: i knew you were gonna say that ghettoplayer48: no u wont true6x: I'm already in the house true6x: waiting true6x: for you to sleep true6x: goodbye ghettoplayer48 direct connection is closed. I got another that I will post later... again thanks to boogie for the deez nutz bit. later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 wooooohaaaaaa http://www.rlg.org/img/lester.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUE Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 bump or bubbles will kill me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProperKaps Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 http://www.danheller.com/images/Africa/Togo/penis-man.jpg'> must hurt to sit righ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUE Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 Not a very good one... SETUP: AIM computer chatroom... asked for photoshop help, so I instant messaged him... true6x: hey you need photoshop help Ru FFRy Da Z 760: yes true6x: I've been using it for about 3 years and am pretty good Ru FFRy Da Z 760: oh, i want to make a site, and i want to make a frontppage logo type thing Ru FFRy Da Z 760: but i have no clue how to do it true6x: I see true6x: I have a really good text sample page if you wanna check it out Ru FFRy Da Z 760: alright true6x: ok true6x wants to directly connect. Ru FFRy Da Z 760 is now directly connected. true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey2.jpg'> true6x: what do you think? Ru FFRy Da Z 760: what is that true6x: oops wrong pic true6x: sorry Ru FFRy Da Z 760: lol Ru FFRy Da Z 760: ok true6x: that just my friend true6x: ;-) true6x: he sleeps with me... n/m Ru FFRy Da Z 760: so u dont know how to use it right true6x: wait true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey1.jpg'> true6x: there that's the one Ru FFRy Da Z 760: ok true6x: cool fonts huh? Ru FFRy Da Z 760 direct connection is closed :eek: btw... if you want me to use my "Bubbles" technique on anyone inpaticular let me know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 The saga continues... who knows where it ends... supachicasassy: hey Mamerroid: hi Mamerroid: ive been through some rough times supachicasassy: yip supachicasassy: so,hows you kitchen? Mamerroid: its not doing very good Mamerroid: the roof caved in supachicasassy: ooo Mamerroid: my naighbor who lives upstairs fell through and landed on my floor supachicasassy: are they ok? Mamerroid: Well... Mamerroid: not really supachicasassy: hospital? Mamerroid: She broke her monoposto Mamerroid: Yep... Mamerroid: Probably gonna be there for like a month supachicasassy: sorry to hear that Mamerroid: Im probably gonna get sued too Mamerroid: but it's alright, cuz I know people Mamerroid: it wasnt my fault, and if she tries anything on me, ill have her legs broken Mamerroid: and her baby kidnapped and sold Mamerroid: i swear supachicasassy: hey,that aint right Mamerroid: i know, i know Mamerroid: it just makes me so angry Mamerroid: i get sued like evry month, and its never my fault supachicasassy: ya Mamerroid: you can probably help me out supachicasassy: um how? Mamerroid: You were a "witness" to the whole thing, you can probably testify that it was an accident Mamerroid: i was talking to you when it happened supachicasassy: i wasnt there supachicasassy: though Mamerroid: i know, but we were talking Mamerroid: its something Mamerroid: ah, thats the lawyer on the phone supachicasassy: im probably not suitable Mamerroid: this is gonna take long Mamerroid: maybe not, but we'll see supachicasassy: i gotta go anyways Mamerroid: alright, me too supachicasassy: bye Mamerroid: my lawyer wants to know if you're hot Mamerroid: hello? Last message not received: User supachicasassy logged off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 16, 2002 Author Share Posted August 16, 2002 You should be a double agent.... I should have something to add here tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 yo I tried this shit I fucking suck it wasn't even funny :mad: You joined Hispanic and Latino Teens:10 Topic: a place to hang out and make new friends. Voice Chat Stopped ineedloveguys joined the room. Connecting to the audio chat server... Voice Chat Started nativebeauty051999: Any body gonna talk ineedloveguys: yo yo wuz up man ineedloveguys: yeah yeah ineedloveguys: man nativebeauty051999: nothin much ineedloveguys: where you from babe? ineedloveguys: yeah nativebeauty051999: tama iowa ineedloveguys: yo thats off the heezy ineedloveguys: nah I mean? nativebeauty051999: no **** SwImMeR_cHiCk: what up? ineedloveguys: wuz up ineedloveguys: yo lets like party up in this biotch nativebeauty051999: nothin much whay about you Voice Chat Stopped Voice Error:yacsErrorReconnect Connecting to the audio chat server... Voice Chat Started nativebeauty051999: hell ya ineedloveguys: yeah man I can like break dance and shiot nativebeauty051999: i cant brake dance but i can dance ineedloveguys: Im kinda sore though nah I mean ineedloveguys: i was working today princess (princess_kate246) joined the room. nativebeauty051999: why did you do it ineedloveguys: I was working construction and shiot princess (princess_kate246) left the room. ineedloveguys: my feet are are like fat nativebeauty051999: oh that's cool. ineedloveguys: yeah yeah ineedloveguys: so what you do for fun babe? nativebeauty051999: Do you have a man? ineedloveguys: man? ineedloveguys: woman I am a man nativebeauty051999: ya ineedloveguys: I carry a glock and shiot ineedloveguys: you carry a glock nativebeauty051999: oh **** my bad agata15207 joined the room. californication6485: native asl ineedloveguys: yo man lets like get down up in here nativebeauty051999: native as1 you know it nativebeauty051999: sure ineedloveguys: man this room be off the heezy ineedloveguys: ya herad? nativebeauty051999: gee you think ineedloveguys: yeah man nativebeauty051999: oh o.k ineedloveguys: whatchu wanta talk about man xxsur_califaz_hyna_4rm_ocxx joined the room. xxsur_califaz_hyna_4rm_ocxx left the room. SwImMeR_cHiCk: any guys in here? ineedloveguys: I got like mad ganhsta stories agata15207: hola nativebeauty051999: it's up to you, Are you hooked up with anyone ineedloveguys: me and my boys carry glocks and shiot ineedloveguys: bust one up in you azz nah I mean ineedloveguys: we cool man nativebeauty051999: o.k are you hooked up with anyone oh and your boys ineedloveguys: yeah man we run this shit here on our block nativebeauty051999: so what does that mean so you are agata15207 left the room. ineedloveguys: we are a fucking mafiA and shiot nativebeauty051999: oh really ineedloveguys: yeah yeah ineedloveguys: you a thug girl? nativebeauty051999: that's cool ineedloveguys: you sound hot as hell nativebeauty051999: oh thanks yea I'm a thug ineedloveguys: yeah yeah you mobb it at you place?? 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Connecting to the audio chat server... Voice Chat Started baby_love1572002 joined the room. baby_love1572002 left the room. ineedloveguys: what the fuck?? ineedloveguys: what happened? nativebeauty051999: what do you mean ineedloveguys: my screen got all fucked up and shiot ineedloveguys: oh who cares nativebeauty051999: dang that's messed up right there ineedloveguys: so wuz up girl?? Voice Chat Stopped Voice Error:yacsErrorReconnect Connecting to the audio chat server... Voice Chat Started nativebeauty051999: don't know how about you ineedloveguys: nothin ineedloveguys: you hot right? nativebeauty051999: me neither ineedloveguys: yeah liz857664866 joined the room. Voice Chat Stopped Voice Error:yacsErrorReconnect nativebeauty051999: yea i'm hot Connecting to the audio chat server... Voice Chat Started ineedloveguys: yeah I know I can feel that shiot gurl_let_me_lick_ur_booty_hole joined the room. gurl_let_me_lick_ur_booty_hole left the room. phillyoutlaw joined the room. mistakun_identity joined the room. mistakun_identity left the room. kristi_duron joined the room. nativebeauty051999: what **** ineedloveguys: yo girl you wanna get nasty or whut? nativebeauty051999: with you how onlywannabwithu1975 joined the room. Shorty (dancin_decca) joined the room. kristi_duron: wzup room? ineedloveguys: hold on ineedloveguys: oh shit my mom nativebeauty051999: ok ineedloveguys: !!!!!! ineedloveguys: dang I'm in trouble onlywannabwithu1975 left the room. Shorty: where da fine gurls wit the pics hit me up nativebeauty051999: dang kristi_duron left the room. liz857664866 left the room. ineedloveguys: i man that sucks, my mom caught me h_o_t_b_a_b_i_e joined the room. chicanaangel2002 joined the room. ineedloveguys: she's going to hit me now chicanaangel2002: WHATS UP ROOM ineedloveguys: man that bites h_o_t_b_a_b_i_e left the room. Shorty (dancin_decca) left the room. nativebeauty051999: oh dang ineedloveguys: yo girl so you know DEE right?? nativebeauty051999: who ineedloveguys: deeeez nuts biotch I'm out nativebeauty051999: what chicanaangel2002 left the room. ineedloveguysleft the room. sorry I used your DEE man didn't know what to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRUE Posted August 16, 2002 Share Posted August 16, 2002 SETUP: I was in a AIM chat room and CClubMoose wrote a message about finding god and gave a link to www.mormon.com. Sooo, of course, I decided to take advantage of him... true6x: hi CClubMoose: asl? CClubMoose: who are you? true6x: lately I've been thinking about life and the afterlife true6x: I'm really confused CClubMoose: about what? true6x: and I'm thinking about turning to god for help CClubMoose: asl? true6x: 43/m/FL true6x: you are a mormon right? I need to ask you about god CClubMoose: i can tell you what i know - if you are interested. but you have to be specific CClubMoose: yes i am a mormon true6x: ok thank you so much for listening CClubMoose: no problem true6x: ever since my baby was born I've been depressed CClubMoose: do you know why you are depressed? are you married? true6x: his was born different true6x: I'm married but we are having hard times CClubMoose: it is hard to get out of depression true6x: my baby makes me happy just looking at his cute face CClubMoose: you feel like there is no where to turn - nothing to look forward to true6x: bringing a new life into this world is so grand CClubMoose: so why are you depresssed? true6x: but I worry about what his life will be like true6x: being different and all CClubMoose: is he physically hadicaped? CClubMoose: or mentally? true6x: physically... but he is still such a cute boy true6x: would you like to see a picture of him? CClubMoose: sure, why not true6x: ok one sec true6x wants to directly connect. CClubMoose is now directly connected. true6x: http://www.pked.net/files/monkey/monkey1.jpg'>isnt he beautiful CClubMoose direct connection is closed. CClubMoose: why are you doing this to me? true6x: doing what? true6x: I just need someone to talk to CClubMoose: playing a joke on me CClubMoose: and i am willing to talk - but don't lie to me true6x: are you saying my child is a joke!? you just like the rest of them! true6x: stareing at me and my baby true6x: they wouldnt let him into preschool because of his handicap true6x: he is beautiful in gods eyes atleast CClubMoose: are you just going to waist my time - i was willing to help you true6x: help my bubbles please!!! true6x: HELP HIM!!!!! true6x: HELP HIM!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Previous message was not received by CClubMoose because of error: User CClubMoose is not available. I'm going to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obsolete Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 okay , this one is pretty long , but man its so fucking funny , its one of my little brothers friends and one of his friends , they were in year 8 i think when they wrote this , i still laugh about it today . it is kinda long though They call me Neven says: yeah man, sorry i got no cred They call me Neven says: hehe yeah i saw the last 5 mins They call me Neven says: freeky shit ey Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: mannnnnnnn! Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: ya shoulda seen the whole fucken thing Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: like serouly Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: its fcuked They call me Neven says: the whole world is a conspiracy Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: ill run ya down a few things that made me wonder man.... check this Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: k number one They call me Neven says: yah Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: ALL the photos from the moon right...NO STARS.. if your in space there should be shitloads of stars in the sky...none They call me Neven says: hmmmm Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: they planted a flag right...it blew around like crazy ....theres no bloody air on the moon...no air... Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: okay , they have huge fucken rockets on the bottom of their lander things...it made no impact crater...??? Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: they have crosshairs on the cameras for reference points and shit , crossheairs etched into the camera lense....but sometimes shit in the pictures are BEHIND the crosshairs..thats just fucken weird They call me Neven says: whaoh! Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: and plus , they matched the hills and scenery from the photos multipple times for different locations , so its like they just used the same scerney all the time Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: and last the one that fucked my head around the most Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: k , the only sourse of light in the moon is the sun right ? They call me Neven says: yah Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: and the sun casts shadows that all go the same way , paralell shadows all that sht Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: they had so many photos with shadows going in the complety opposite directions , which means multiple light sources , its like they were making a fucking movie They call me Neven says: shit man! Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i know...like...fuck that1 They call me Neven says: thers no way that could be on the moon Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: no shit...like...its hard to belaive it was fake....but it all just points to the fact that ist a load of crap They call me Neven says: and it makes sense too Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i mean...serously just think about it...there is NO wind , air or shit on the moon....how the crap can something blow around?! They call me Neven says: i mean they were in the space race...russia was gonna beat em...so they make a fucking movie They call me Neven says: yeah man, thats impossible Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: no shit , coz the whole thing behind it is , that russia was gonna build some fucken missle base on the moon , so america fakes this casically to win the fucken cold war They call me Neven says: stupid fuckin yanks! Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: fuck emn ! Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: PLUS They call me Neven says: but then see, think outside the square see, maybe, just maybe, these americans made this movie to draw our attention away from another conspiracy! They call me Neven says: sorry, go on Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: theres like a huge fucken radiation belt kilometres thick between the earth and moon....like , all other missions have been underneath that exept the moon ones Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: hahahahahaha no shit man they prolly idid Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: the world dosent exist and were all made of grass They call me Neven says: hahahaaa They call me Neven says: true that Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: man now im hyped , im takin my AK and bringin nasa down They call me Neven says: nah man, but isnt that a good plan, make a fuckin conspiracy expose about the space mission, with a very well constructed but ultimately untrue story, use it to cover up some other thing about the space mission, i mean everybody thinks "oh look well theres the conspiracy" and dont go lokin for more They call me Neven says: hehe yeah man, take out your ak and blow him awya Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: damm....no shit.. ist prolby far worse than they make out hey Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: coz if they were gonna fake it i mean...a 40billion dollar company can do it ALOT more convincinly They call me Neven says: exactly man, they had the best stuff money could buy They call me Neven says: if they point out their own faults, posing as some gung ho reporter with a zest for life, they can cover up the real faults Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: no shit ay......mann ...fuck that They call me Neven says: fuck that indeed They call me Neven says: time to bust out some bbs man They call me Neven says: fuckin drill em :D Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: noooooo shit..... They call me Neven says: im hella angry now Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: me 2 Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: man Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: we gotta create some serous anarchy They call me Neven says: seriously, its about now i want to go into decade long training to become a stealth ninja and bust some mofos with my daikatana They call me Neven says: hehe yeah man, bombing is on! Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i know , i would just devote my life to being some underground highly trained assasin/ninja/crazy guy that just fucks up the fucks Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: boondock saint styles They call me Neven says: ehehehe yeah man Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: this could sound incredibly cliqued Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: by our whole lives could be based around lies Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: jsut think Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: even maccas man They call me Neven says: "fighting for the greater good", to coina phrase Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: FUCK Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: man....my heads gone all kill crazy again They call me Neven says: shit man, theres so much stuff we dont know Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: no shit.... They call me Neven says: i mean, what about the education system? maccas and all those companies could operate, they could control the text books, EVERYTHING, its just a matter of cash and they got that, they could subtly brainwash us into completely ignoring all this shit Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i know , check this out right , this is what pissed me off something severe Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i was looking through my maths textbook the other day Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: EVERY drink in the questions like " johhny goes to buy a drink" all of them are coke...all...it never says drink once Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: ist just a fucking coke advertismenty They call me Neven says: what the shit!?! They call me Neven says: thats crazy shit man Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i know . Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i wrote " Fucken advertising" all through it :D: :D :D :D They call me Neven says: thats fuckin illegal or somethin aint it? They call me Neven says: eheh Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: should be man , should be Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: but then , what can they do? They call me Neven says: what do you mean? Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i mean , its a maths text book , would people even check it ? like, its for maths , no one would really even think about it , like , i guess none would ever go " hey they cant say this "coz theyd be doing algerbra or something...perfect plan really , coz they issue so many , to say , nah they cant do this and recall them would just be stupid , so they leave it there coz its not a major part , but Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: its still there Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: even thought ya may not notice They call me Neven says: exactly! They call me Neven says: fuck that makes me so fucking angry Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: its like fucken placments in movies Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: you think nothing of the pepsi can on the table Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: but even then its advertising They call me Neven says: oh shit man, im gonna go fuckin rogue styles, pull some grey fox on their arse!! They call me Neven says: "were not tools of the government...or anyone else" Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: noooooo shit They call me Neven says: yeah man, heaps of shit like that goes on Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: no shit.....fuck man , lets get some guns and some stealth gear and fuck some people over They call me Neven says: we gotta go to the top man They call me Neven says: shit have you heard the theory of the illuminati? Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i know the basic plot but i wasnt paying much attetion They call me Neven says: basically, everything, EVERTHING, is controlled by a secret society called the illuminati, and theres a million variations on the theory, but it ranges all over, crazy shit Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: yeah man , its on the american dollar Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: that pyramid with the eye Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: thats the illuminait symbol shit They call me Neven says: like one of the biggest beliefs is that the illuminaty hold back technology from humankind and release it on them when they want, sorta their amusement They call me Neven says: really? Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: yup They call me Neven says: is that like the official sign? Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: well i dunno , but i saw something about it They call me Neven says: well i mean of course thers no defning it Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: man...thats some fucked up shit Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: ya just cant be sure about nething these days Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: its amazing how fucked the earth has got They call me Neven says: seriously fucked up Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i want blacksmiths and taverns They call me Neven says: no shit man, like there are a lot of good things about human technology, but people would have been so much happier bakc then Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i know man....god dam , makes me glad im as old as i am , id hate to be born in like , 30 years or something Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i rekon by the time im dead things will be totqattly fucked They call me Neven says: no shit man They call me Neven says: i swear to god, i swear i will bust my ak on some fukkas Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: no shit man.....think its time to rebel and fuck some niggas up Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: with an iron fist i say They call me Neven says: damn striaght Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: before i die , i wanna take down some top governemt fuckers Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: of course They call me Neven says: fuck man Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: with their technology their prolly reading this right now , and already planning my demise Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: YO FUCK YOU CRAKAAAAAAAAAAS Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: bomb osama bush moher fuckers AK i love death Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: :D They call me Neven says: this is scary stuff, i mean for all we know, maybe humans CAN start fires with their minds...why do you thinkonly the african tribes can do it? they havent ben touched by the media They call me Neven says: ahahah fuckin americans Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: man..serously....time to go live with some pigmy tribes in zanzibar They call me Neven says: but see heres the thing....what if humans have always been like this? what if we never had a dark ages, what if we were never cavemen Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: oh m would just be fucked Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: that would * They call me Neven says: i mean there is no way we could know Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: no shit ay They call me Neven says: everything is through media Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: it aint hard to make up some books and photos and shit They call me Neven says: and even if we went out and did it ourselves, there would be no way of telling cos they could have planted it there or mayb the devices used to determine age are completely mae up They call me Neven says: exactly Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: crist man for all we KNOW the earth could be 50000000000 miles long and shaped like a dick...we cant say it isnt , because we havent seen it WITH OUR OWN EYES, Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: the media sees everything for us Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: shit Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: weve seen shit Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: we cant prove crap.... They call me Neven says: fuckin hell They call me Neven says: and even if we did it ourselves, the whole thing of measurement could be a load of shit They call me Neven says: wed have to start from scratch They call me Neven says: liek absolute scratch, like we know nothing at all Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: jeus....the matrix could very well be real , maybe not as cool , but the theory behind it ... They call me Neven says: i get the feeling it is Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: jesus man Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: this is some heavy fucked up shit They call me Neven says: oh man, but now we come to another question They call me Neven says: are the illuminati evil? They call me Neven says: i mean they have very questionable methods, but are the using htem for god or evil/ They call me Neven says: i prefer to think evil :D Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: yes me 2 Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: in which case we shall kill them They call me Neven says: goddamn i am angry now Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: no shit me 2 Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: i wanna destroy some serous shit They call me Neven says: i just think, whats the point in all this education, why not drop out and cap some suckas Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: word Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: but then Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: if we get well educated enough and teke the right paths in life , we could well end up in some agency , and then ...fucke em over and blast tha suckers Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: take em down the educated way Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: but then Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: maybe ill just fly a plane into something They call me Neven says: heheehhehe They call me Neven says: a budding terrorist already They call me Neven says: fuck man lets stop talkin bout thi Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: eh i dont like that aspect to much...i think ill take the grey fox version Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: yeah no shit They call me Neven says: im getting aggro Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: imma play that chopper game to calm my nerces They call me Neven says: eh eh eh They call me Neven says: im havin a cuppa :D Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: hehehehhe They call me Neven says: oh man i hte my mums friend so much They call me Neven says: she wont stop talking about the renaissance Lob Stars-Suns At Half Mast Coz Masters Aint A Glow says: oh dear jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 retarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12ozProfesor Posted August 17, 2002 Share Posted August 17, 2002 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA what Obsolete posted was fucking gold! hahahahahahhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 17, 2002 Author Share Posted August 17, 2002 Yeah, I'm not so sure that people know what I meant this thread to be for. I meant to have 2 person instant message dialoges posted here. It's not easy at all to keep track of big 50 person chat sessions and who said what. Get with the program people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 18, 2002 Author Share Posted August 18, 2002 luis97 (10:05:05 PM): gangstahhhhhhhhhhh ohhh ohhohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh luis97 (10:05:09 PM): gangstaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa luis97 (10:05:12 PM): ohhhohhhohhhhhhhhh xHonkYx (10:06:12 PM): fag. xHonkYx (10:11:57 PM): :punch: xHonkYx (10:12:12 PM): why aren't you getting mad at me for calling you fag again? luis97 (10:13:02 PM): bcuz your dick is the size of a dingus xHonkYx (10:13:37 PM): man, I'm not knowing what a dingus is, but I'm straying from the idea that it could be small. luis97 (10:14:38 PM): hahah yeah i dunno man luis97 (10:14:39 PM): ask my mom luis97 (10:14:41 PM): she know xHonkYx (10:19:07 PM): you bastard. xHonkYx (10:19:11 PM): no I will not. luis97 (10:19:22 PM): yes please xHonkYx (10:20:17 PM): no, you shut up shun. luis97 (10:20:31 PM): i cant shut up my name is wu tang killa bbeeee xHonkYx (10:20:46 PM): I'm gonna come over there... xHonkYx (10:20:51 PM): don't make me come over there. luis97 (10:20:53 PM): no dont im naked xHonkYx (10:21:03 PM): I'm gonna tag your forehead. luis97 (10:21:40 PM): too bad the nadstyle is wack luis97 (10:25:32 PM): i know you how u dont know how i know you ho xHonkYx (10:26:49 PM): I'm thoroughly confused now. luis97 (10:26:55 PM): why? xHonkYx (10:27:36 PM): you know me how I don't know how you know me? xHonkYx (10:27:40 PM): that doesn't make sense. luis97 (10:28:05 PM): you know what i mean how i know hwat u mean what i know mean xHonkYx (10:28:36 PM): shut the fuck up with the wut now bitch? luis97 (10:28:57 PM): hey fuck you with the who what now say who what bitch xHonkYx (10:29:33 PM): how in fuck can you say what there is where the who you say you are isn't? luis97 (10:30:08 PM): when there isnt much make up on the mind the make up makes you think everything you say has some reality to it even if u tried to make sens of it it wouldnt make any sens at all xHonkYx (10:31:35 PM): Who are you talking about with the what the fuck did you just say boy? luis97 (10:31:46 PM): i said luis97 (10:32:03 PM): nothing has to make sens because reality as humans percieve it isnt reality its made up xHonkYx (10:32:10 PM): yesh. luis97 (10:32:41 PM): so really luis97 (10:32:57 PM): if i say what what and you say who who if there sitn anyone around who are we talking too? you or me? xHonkYx (10:33:25 PM): it's not that wrong to talk to yourself, at least you admit it. luis97 (10:33:52 PM): yeah but is it worng if u say it outloud? luis97 (10:33:58 PM): what if u do it to a mirror luis97 (10:34:06 PM): what if u do it just to make a choice luis97 (10:34:17 PM): do you ask yourself what you should do? luis97 (10:34:22 PM): does this mean that there is 2 of you luis97 (10:34:27 PM): one respressed and one isnt? xHonkYx (10:35:35 PM): that means you're reasoning with yourself. luis97 (10:35:50 PM): buthow do you know that there isnt tow of you luis97 (10:35:53 PM): two xHonkYx (10:36:12 PM): because you only have one reproductive organ. luis97 (10:36:34 PM): what if the other one is in yourbutt? xHonkYx (10:37:06 PM): man, I can't help you there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dirty_habiT Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 XNoloveRx (9:16:48 PM): shut up.ill slap ur ass GODBLESSER (9:17:17 PM): orale XNoloveRx (9:17:18 PM): mi vidaaaaaaaaaaaa lokooo,,no tengo otraaaaaaaaaaaa xHonkYx (9:17:19 PM): you'll slap my ass. XNoloveRx (9:17:28 PM): yea xHonkYx (9:17:40 PM): you stay away from my ass. luis97 (9:17:44 PM): pinche cabron GODBLESSER (9:17:45 PM): Groe, te gusta un novio? xHonkYx (9:17:47 PM): you name style bitin bastard. xHonkYx (9:17:58 PM): I mean, fruity bastard. GODBLESSER (9:18:02 PM): Groe broke my heart XNoloveRx (9:18:11 PM): naw,i didnt xHonkYx (9:18:16 PM): Pink power ranger. GODBLESSER (9:18:30 PM): rosarita XNoloveRx (9:18:33 PM): burning babylon xHonkYx (9:18:36 PM): pink power puff girl. XNoloveRx (9:19:28 PM): satan controlls u with every dollr bill GODBLESSER (9:19:40 PM): Where did you read that GODBLESSER (9:19:45 PM): National geographic? XNoloveRx (9:19:56 PM): u know we ganna do it hiiiiiiiiiigghhhh,,soooooooo highhhhhhhhhhhh red eyes.. xHonkYx (9:20:00 PM): satan controls you with his remote control. GODBLESSER (9:20:11 PM): Satan es la interneta xHonkYx (9:20:11 PM): are you fuckin stoned boy? XNoloveRx (9:20:13 PM): naw .,im listning to quinto sol XNoloveRx (9:20:38 PM): i throw stones at blue eyed kids XNoloveRx (9:20:41 PM): lol luis97 (9:20:51 PM): hahah thats funny XNoloveRx (9:20:56 PM): blue eyed devils XNoloveRx (9:21:12 PM): of mexica descent< luis97 (9:21:26 PM): japanese XNoloveRx (9:21:38 PM): japan.ese..lol xHonkYx (9:21:48 PM): Throw stones at me and see if you don't find your self cryin and suckin on your thoumb like a little bitch. XNoloveRx (9:21:54 PM): putanginamo! XNoloveRx (9:22:03 PM): ja luis97 (9:22:06 PM): lol xHonkYx (9:22:09 PM): You can kiss my dick if you don't like blue eyes hoe. luis97 (9:22:12 PM): u aint white man give up XNoloveRx (9:22:13 PM): were u stay at xHonkYx (9:22:26 PM): Naw actually fuck that you can't kiss my dick. xHonkYx (9:22:28 PM): forgetit fucko. XNoloveRx (9:22:44 PM): ignorint kraker XNoloveRx (9:22:56 PM): my speling is all funked up xHonkYx (9:23:10 PM): Hey, dont' be jealous son. XNoloveRx (9:23:30 PM): jealousy is something for ur kind, not mine XNoloveRx (9:23:58 PM): its in ur nature. xHonkYx (9:24:09 PM): Hey, I think you're dick ridin'. xHonkYx (9:24:11 PM): cut it out. XNoloveRx (9:24:17 PM): if ur of cockasian descent xHonkYx (9:24:27 PM): are you asian? XNoloveRx (9:24:32 PM): nope luis97 (9:24:41 PM): the pope is asian xHonkYx (9:24:59 PM): you need the pope son. XNoloveRx (9:25:02 PM): if hes afraid to die,,then what about u luis97 (9:25:08 PM): andrew dice clay is asian GODBLESSER (9:25:12 PM): Groe what happened to you man XNoloveRx (9:25:19 PM): what u mean GODBLESSER (9:25:23 PM): Whats all this anti religious stuff now XNoloveRx (9:25:25 PM): nothing happen to me xHonkYx (9:25:27 PM): he decided he wanted to be a woman. luis97 (9:25:28 PM): mohamad ali is asian XNoloveRx (9:25:29 PM): lol XNoloveRx (9:25:36 PM): anti? GODBLESSER (9:25:44 PM): Your dissing pope my man luis97 (9:25:58 PM): mike tyson is asian XNoloveRx (9:26:03 PM): well,,umm orginized religion is evil xHonkYx (9:26:11 PM): Mike tyson is my mother. luis97 (9:26:16 PM): yeah luis97 (9:26:18 PM): me 2 GODBLESSER (9:26:22 PM): fuck that luis97 (9:26:26 PM): why XNoloveRx (9:26:29 PM): fuck me? GODBLESSER (9:26:30 PM): george foreman is my mom she rocks the grill xHonkYx (9:26:33 PM): I fuckin hate air freshener. luis97 (9:26:36 PM): yeah!!!! xHonkYx (9:26:46 PM): It's like raping my nostrils. luis97 (9:26:48 PM): i love that fucking grill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 19, 2002 Author Share Posted August 19, 2002 xHonkYx: I need to get a job. XMil0x: be a bartender those guys get laid multiple times in one night xHonkYx: word. xHonkYx: I'm thinkin that's a good idea right about now. xHonkYx: I need a TABC xHonkYx: New al-queda tapes are going to be on the news tonight. XMil0x: al-queda??? xHonkYx: the taliban!!!! XMil0x: oh!!! you must be talkin about that shit that has absolutely nothing to do with me xHonkYx: oh, yeah. xHonkYx: I seem to have forgotten how Milo has his own world and it revolves around him. XMil0x: the taliban... LOL!!! xHonkYx: Geez, :smaks forehead.: XMil0x: what a bunch of fuckups xHonkYx: I know. xHonkYx: I have my own world, and it revolves around my penis. XMil0x: i can't wait till hollywood capitalizes on all that shit xHonkYx: <<< me waiting. xHonkYx: it'll happen. XMil0x: then they can capitalize on my penis xHonkYx: someone's already working on a movie now for 9-11 no doubt. xHonkYx: I'll be the next Ron Jeremy. xHonkYx: Only less fat/hairy. XMil0x: I'll be the next *milo's name* xHonkYx: I won't be able to go through the drive through at McDonald's without some girl jumping through the pickup window to get in my car. xHonkYx: I'm the previous *honky's name*. XMil0x: i'm the last boyscout chicks dig boyscouts xHonkYx: with shovels. XMil0x: you are a shovel xHonkYx: You're a pickaxe. xHonkYx: You're always pick assing. xHonkYx: Ass picking pick axing whatever. XMil0x: your a backhoe XMil0x: hoe XMil0x: SHIT!!!! I'M LATE 4 WORK!!!!! xHonkYx: You're a slut screw driver. xHonkYx: Peach. XMil0x: I'M A DEAD MAN RUNNING!!!! PEACE XMil0x signed off at 4:19:59 PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted August 19, 2002 Share Posted August 19, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 four vs. five, TAKE THAT NIGGA ahahahahahaahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 20, 2002 Author Share Posted August 20, 2002 xHonkYx: :punch:' luis97: :round house kicks: xHonkYx: :matrix jump: luis97: :bruce lee scream: xHonkYx: :bitch smack: luis97: :pimp smack: luis97: :with baby powder: xHonkYx: :titty twister: luis97: ouch man luis97: lol xHonkYx: :busts kneecaps: luis97: stop it man that hurts and its not nice xHonkYx: :bite: xHonkYx: :pull hair: luis97: meow xHonkYx: :scratch: luis97: lol luis97: stop being so violent xHonkYx: :roll over: luis97: hahah stop making actions xHonkYx: :stops: luis97: lol xHonkYx: :goes: luis97: imma kill you xHonkYx: :dodge: xHonkYx: :zig: xHonkYx: :zags: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 21, 2002 Share Posted August 21, 2002 quarterback sneek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 23, 2002 Author Share Posted August 23, 2002 Quality material is as follows...... xMil0x: i have a dream..... and in that dream virgins will RISE UP, AND MARCH!!!!! They'll march for cause far greater than religion!!!! Far greater than love!!!!!! xMil0x: CAN YOU HEAR ME BROTHER!!!!!! xMil0x: THEY'LL BE MARCHING IN A STRAIGHT LINE!!!! RIGHT INTO MY FRONT DOOR!!!!!! AND THATS NOT ALL!!!!! NO SIR!!!! xMil0x: AFTER PERFORMING THEIR HEARTS DESIRE, THEY'LL WALK OUT THE BACK DOOR JUST AS QUICK AS THEY CAME!!!!!! xMil0x: and i tell you this my brotha..... xHonkYx: keep going preach it. xMil0x: after those fine chunks of "used to be virgins" leave, they're gonna head straight to THE HOUSE OF HONKY for some sloppy seconds!!!!!!! xHonkYx: Wait wait wait. xHonkYx: we're gonna have ot ration that out or something. xMil0x: our day is coming my brother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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